Want to have a pet that can do a ton of tricks?
Well GG (guys and girls), today's your lucky day because I'm selling a bunch of...
For only $63.00, you can have a monkey that leads a fight with his Charge-Stick combo to whoop anyone in a lane.
That's right! He will always whoop any fuckabish with his Charge-Stick-Ignite combo with ease, no problem!
The best moment to use this combo is when a Pedobear is charging at your dying teammate because the enemies won't bother attacking Monkey Boy.
Want to get revenge for your fallen teammate?
Lure the Pedobear into attacking you to steal his red and blue buff.
Monkey Boy unlocks his true potential when a ButtFucking Friend is there to help you make Janna buttfuck the wall, unable to do anything.
That's right! When chasing two enemies, make them think you're going for Graves
and just when Janna is out of the brush, make her buttfuck the wall once again.
If there's only a blind fuckabish, you can easily Double Charge and Double Juggle him like a boss.
Monkey Boy will chill peacefully on his cloud while Jayce is doing a Leeroy Jenkins and when Ezreal is about to die,
your pet will Flash-Charge-Stick combo him to death.
When poking the tower, you might have a surprise guest so just get out of the tower's range,
poke him a few times and finish the night with a Stick-Charge-Spin-Ignite combo and run away from Pedobear.
If your monkey likes to play with fire, he can whoop that fail spinner before he reachs you.
And then, he can move on to that nasty flying What-The-Shit monster to get a ki...
To get KSed.
With Monkey Boy, you can leave a Decoy to shield you from a long range attack, from someone shooting his ''ball'' to you...
from Pedobear's best friend or from Blitz's best friend.
While the Decoy is good for defense, what about offense?
Well, it's great to finish off Papa Golem and a single minion.
But! Use it to engage this cutie without her noticing and that's a...
Monkey Boy will always use his Spin attack to kill minions, kill golems or save his teamma...
kill the enemy like no one.
What's more? Monkey Boy can call his two own ButtFucking Friends from the jungle to eat one minion from far away successfully.
Or three minions,
or two minions and a tank,
or three hot-dogs,
or three lizards,
or three golem so you don't have to waste money on food to feed him.
With your Charge-Flash combo, you can make a classy ''V'' sign for ''Victory'',
whoop that dying Ezreal or KS the alien and Jungle Girl like a boss.
You don't want Monkey Boy to use Flash like Sangoku?
Well, his Charge is enough to eat that fish for dinner, have a threesome with someone that becomes a man for only 5 seconds...
have a quickie with a woman just besides him and disfunction the robot before Ezreal KS you.
And have a foursome with that monster because he just pissed you off.
Combined with his Stick, he can separate himself from the gangbang to have a one night stand with the alien
and make Darius think that he won't whoop him.
Monkey Boy can pose as a Ninja and use his Flash-Charge-Stick-Spin combo on Ezreal before he runs away,
make Tryndamere buttfuck the wall before he becomes a man, dismantle that robot and run away...
charge at that guitarist to poke him to death because he composed a shitty music compared to Mordkaiser...
or just wait for the stupid enemy to facecheck the brush and lead his team to defeat.
What's even more? He can run away until his allies become the enemy's punching bags to whoop the enemy down.
Not once, but twice if he wants to.
That's right! He will let his teammates get attacked while he enjoys a threesome with his ButtFucking Friend.
He will let them tank the turret while he pokes Nautilus to death.
But, he will Leeroy Jenkins if his teammates aren't there to get 2 kills.
Just what are you waiting for?
Call now at (MY MOM'S NUMBER) and you'll get Monkey Boy not for $63.00, but only for $9.75!
Yes, only $975!
What's super even more? Call in the next 30 seconds and you'll have his two ButtFucking Friends from the jungle, FREE OF CHARGE!