- Where is the world is Superwoman today?
- Still not made.
- Vancouver!
- Ah, that too.
- Hello.
- Sup.
- Manjeet Singh, Chandigarh, Sector 17.
- Lilly very busy doing book tour right now,
so she can't make video.
- Lilly ask us to make video for her
and you know, since she have 11 billion subscriber,
we decide this have to be important video.
- About serious issue.
- We have selected three option.
- When Siri can't understand you.
Siri, call Sukhdeep.
- I don't see Sucky Deeps in your contacts.
Perhaps you meant one of these.
- What, no, no, no.
Call Sukhdeep.
- Calling Coco.
- Coco who?
Call Sukhdeep.
- Calling Suck Deep.
- God.
- Eh, Paramjeet.
You calling dirty hotline?
- No, no, no, no, no, Manjeet,
I'm trying Sukhdeep, my cousin.
Hello, Sucka Deep?
Sukhdeep!
- Trying to do Boomerang on time.
Kay, ready?
Tell me when.
Go.
Let me see.
No, again, again!
Ready?
Let me see.
Okay, one more time.
Ready?
Garbage!
- Global warming.
- Pick a head or tail.
- Mouth.
- Okay, global warming.
- Now, a lot of scientists and planet people
will tell you that global warming
because of pollution.
- Cars.
Fossil fuel.
Greenhouse affect.
- But now, the number one cause for global warming
has been discovered.
- Inappropriate behavior.
- AKA shame, shame.
- But no, let us prove it with science, okay?
With the ecosystems.
- You see, when young people start doing shame, shame,
they start to feel very hot.
- Hormones.
In body, okay?
Physical activity.
(coughs)
And take a socks, it all cause young people to sweat.
- But they don't, oh yes,
getting hot and heavy.
And when you're feeling hot and heavy,
this go into the atmosphere and create dome of shame, shame,
thus creating climate change.
- Example of irresponsible behavior:
touching, kissing, texting,
talking, looking.
For every eggplant emoji used incorrectly,
one iceberg melt.
- And one Titanic lives.
For every peach emoji used incorrectly,
one polar bear die.
- And I want you question, okay.
If a polar bear die,
how we going to drink Coca Cola in Christmas commercial?
- Global warming also destroying Christmas,
these are the facts!
Fifty Shade of Grey movie trailer already kill Rudolph.
He dead.
- Who the hell is gonna bloody lead the sleigh, huh?
Garbage.
Ways to prevent global warming.
Do not sleep in dark places with people, okay,
because then...
Instead, you leave every single light on.
- If you feeling hot, leave open fridge
for minimum 10 hour to cool down.
- If your car break down, don't sleep over
at some shame, shame friend house, no, no, no
you sleep in your car
and you leave your car running all night.
- I know what you thinking,
you thinking, what about when adult people
do the shame, shame, why no pollution then?
- Unpossible.
Because when adult do the shame, shame,
they married and there is no shame, shame,
they not giving any pollution.
Why?
Because when you married, you giving less energy
when you doing the shame, shame.
You getting more comfortable.
You eating more carbs.
You shaving less.
Therefore, you not giving any heat.
Marriage is less hot.
- But a young people?
No, a young people dancing like this.
Like this, look at my everything moving!
- Like this.
Like this.
- Smashing, passing, Netflix chilling.
So much heat and pollution.
- If you want to help the planet, don't do shame, shame.
- Or if you want to help, get married,
okay, because this usually make people more cold.
- Cold?
What do you mean cold?
- Shut up, okay, you stupid,
you ruin all my bloody dreams.
We doing our part, are you?
Hello, before you go end card,
I have something very important to tell you.
In fact, you know what, I'm going to imitate Lilly to tell,
I think she want to tell you.
Okay, Lilly imitate. (clears throat)
Yo, wassup, everyone, I have some sick news for you.
Is this good?
Is this Lilly?
This how Lilly sound?
Yeah, I create Lilly.
Okay, let me continue.
Yo, I have some sick news for you.
I just uploaded my vlog channel.
I have teamed up with Omaze and UNICEF
to fly one of you to Singapore for the last stop
of my Bawse Book Tour.
The link is in the description.
Basically, donate, help women through the work of UNICEF
and you can be entered for a chance
to win a free trip to Singapore to hang out with me
on my last stop.
Other than that, this is as much as I can imitate Lilly.
(clear throat)
Hello, hello?
What, Lilly sound like this?
I don't know, I try my best.
Oh, do end card, I don't bloody know.
- Hello everybody, this Manjeet Singh.
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One love Manjeet, okay, thank you, goodbye.
Thank you!