(laughs loudly)
- I have the power now and I'm so happy.
It's finally my turn to talk about my favorite subject, me.
(lively guitar music)
You guys, we've all done this video before,
and we've all competed to see
who has known each other the most.
And I feel like we're together all the time.
- Si. - We're together a lot.
- All day. - All day, every day.
We love each other, we're super tight, we're super cool,
we are family, we are besties.
So here we will see
who really pays attention to (laughs) me.
- I pay the most attention outta everybody.
- When I talk.
No, you pay the least attention probably.
- I do pay the least attention.
- Any information that's been sent
through text Gadiel never got so.
- That's true.
- Because of the last test that we went
through with Maya, where she so nicely cheated,
Maya will be starting off with negative five!
So. (laughs) - What?
- Oh wow!
- Because you are mean!
- You are being mean to her.
- You're just being
mean to me! - You are being mean.
How old am I turning this year?
- This board slipped out of my hands,
just like her youth. (laughs)
- Minus five for you.
(buzzer sound effect)
- Put the negative five here.
(buzzer sound effect)
- Whatever. - First question.
- I don't even care.
- What's my favorite food?
(Gadiel laughs)
- Your favorite food. - My favorite food.
- Three, two, one.
I put sopa de pata.
(group yells)
- He's right, that's right, I forgot.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- You have to take this though.
- Boom boom boom. - You're right.
- Sopa de pata is my number one.
- You're right.
- Okay what about, - Oh shit.
- what about pupusas? - Caldo de res,
salvi food, let's do a .5 for you
- .5 all right, I'll take what I can get.
- It's my mom's sopa de res.
- So no. - What about mine?
(laughter)
- You know what, I'm gonna
give you a full point (Gadiel speaks Spanish)
because sopa de res is really important
to me. - You do talk
about sopa de res a lot.
- How long have I been sober for? (groans)
- Okay ready? - Yes.
- Go.
- Wow, Claudia, Claudia's the closest one.
- Four years and four months?
- Am I right?
- You're the closest, yeah,
because it would be December, January, February,
it's gonna be four.
- Forgot if I suck. - yeah, baby.
- Okay, Frankie's original name was Scott, Burger, Big Pun.
- I don't remember any of this.
- Okay go.
- I put Big Pun.
- It was Burger. - It was Burger.
- Yay. - Do I get a point?
- Yes. (laughter)
- I can't tell if I'm exiled.
- What is my favorite cartoon,
and you can pick, there are two that exist.
- No you gotta give us.
- No you can't, nope.
- You gotta give us options. - It's easy,
it's so easy. - Gotta give us
options though.
- I literally talk about these two cartoons all the time.
- [Claudia] Okay, I think I definitely got one of 'em.
- And I fight people over it.
- You do fight people over it.
- Yeah, okay go.
- "Sailor Moon" and "Steven Universe".
- Yes, ding, ding, ding, ding.
- What about "Ren and Stimpy"?
- You each get a point.
"Ren and Stimpy"?
- Wait, was mine the closest?
I got both of yours. - Yours is the closest.
- She did get both. - So you can have two points.
- Okay I got one point.
- [Curly] Maya can have two points.
- I never heard you talk about "Sailor Moon".
- What? - He talks about it
all the time. - Oh my gosh.
- I fucking love "Sailor Moon".
- Yeah, "Sailor Moon" is the shit.
- (singing) Fighting evil by moonlight.
- Okay wait, look.
- What is my full name, spelling and all?
- Oh shit.
- I have the hardest name in America.
Good luck my friends.
I think I have, like, 30 letters in my name, I think.
- Where?
- I think I spelled it right.
- I think I'm missing one.
- Ready? - I definitely
missing a letter. - No, I'm missing one.
- Maybe, I don't know. - No give me a second,
give me a second.
- Five, four, - No, I'm not ready.
- Three, two, one, we're done.
Done, you're done.
Oh that's right.
(beep) I (beep) it up.
- What? - No, no, no, that's not it.
This is it, I got it. - What?
- What the fuck? - Carlitos Elsagav Valasquez.
- Yeah you got it right, what is this?
- I thought I messed up,
I thought Ignacio was in there.
- Ignacio.
- Dammit, I was right the first time I added it.
- Who is Ignacio?
- Right, like, who's Ignacio?
That's so weird.
- It's my cousin's middle name,
so I was like. - I put Carlitos Valasques.
- Oh my god, you're so funny.
- I was right the first time.
- No, because, but do I get an extra point?
- [Curly] One point, one point for you.
- Can I get a half a point. - Do I not get a point.
I said the right things.
I just threw in Ignacio. - No, you fucked it up.
- No, no, no. - I guessed your right name?
- No, that spelling's wrong.
- You messed me up - What you mean?
- My last name's wrong.
- by saying you had 36 letters,
I counted only 25. - Valasquez?
(Curly laughs)
- I've had two surgeries, name two of them.
- Two of them - Wait, you had two surgeries?
Name two of them?
- I've had two, I've had two,
name one of them, at least one of them.
- Wait, wait, wait, is the second one a cosmetic thing?
- Maybe, yes, but it's the same thing.
- Rephrase the question.
- If you give me, so they both have scientific terms.
If you guys can give me the scientific term
of what this-- - okay, no,
you're changing it up.
- Scientific term?
You know nobody knows about those.
- What's the name of the procedure.
- Oh I gotcha on that one.
Only one of them.
What's the second one, I want to know the second one.
What the heck?
- No, they're in the same place,
so if you got it, let's see, turn it.
- I said a nose job. - Nose job.
- Which is called rhinoplasty.
- Yeah, but I got a rhinoplasty and a septoplasty.
- And a septoplasty. - I didn't know
that you got a septoplasty, what's that?
- They just redo the inside of your nose as well.
- Hey everybody gets a point.
- I got the medical term.
- Give her an extra point
for the medical term. - [Gadiel] How many points
I got? - Thank you.
- This point system is--
- Is rigged, and that's how I like it.
- I got two points there.
- What time was I born?
- El diablo.
How we supposed to know that?
- I talk about it all the time.
Ready? - Wait, wait, wait.
- Five, four, three, two, one.
11:11.
- 2:35pm. - 11:11, yup, each point.
- 2:35. - 2:33?
- What is the first thing I say
that I'm gonna do when I get to heaven.
- What?
- [Curly] This is literally the first thing
I'm gonna do when I get to heaven.
- What? - Okay I got it.
- Wow.
I can do that in life. - Only made sense.
- I said say hi to Maya's friend Selena.
- Oh my God.
- He's got, you're gonna ask for Maya Angelou.
- This is the closest one, to be honest.
- You mean to tell me you wouldn't do this in heaven?
- I masturbate every single day,
I'm not gonna wait to get to heaven
to do it. - You said this.
- Exactly, you'd do it every day.
- I would be embarrassed
to do that in heaven. - Who are you looking
for then? - I get a half a point.
- I would ask for a cigarette and a drink,
and have it with Maya Angelou.
That's the first thing I'm gonna do
when I get to heaven, - I don't remember ever seeing
a cigarette in your hand. - I've been sober
for four years and four months, that's exactly I need.
- I don't think you've ever said cigarette and drink.
- I don't think they got cigarettes in heaven.
- They're gonna be like healthy cigarettes in heaven.
- You got like half a point?
- Only half? - I got half a point.
Do I get half a point at least?
- No. (laughs)
- Let's make these next two all-for-all.
- What does that even mean, all-for-all?
- You can put in all your points or not
or whatever. - You can put
in all your points.
- Oh, okay.
- You either win it all or lose it all.
- Then what was the point of the rest of it?
- I don't know.
- Where did I lose my virginity?
- What are you counting as virginity?
- Yeah.
- All of the above.
- I think we might have the same answer.
- Oh wow, okay.
- But I don't remember.
- I gotta get some points.
- I just said at a party.
- In a car.
- Wow.
- Did I get it?
- Claudia, yup. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I had some image of that hairy little booty going
in that car. - It was right, it was right,
it was right. - Good job, Claudia.
Claudia wins?
- Wow, look this.
- What I get, what I get?
- But, let's be fair.
- [Curly] Look, Los Angeles.
- Was it Los Angeles?
- Let's be fair.
- It was L.A.
- She has privilege.
- So I got it right.
- I started out with negative five points.
- Claudia, thank you for listening to me
- Thank you. - For years and years.
- Thank you for trusting me with the information
of knowing what your rhinoplasty
- Exaclty.
- and where you lost your virginity.
- But I was close.
- We lost our virginity
in the same way. - L.A.'s close.
- L.A.'s close?
- Front seat or back seat?
- Back seat.
- Mine was the front seat.
- Front seat? - Front seat?
- You gotta do the tricks thingy.
- Well mine was in his grandma's car.
- Wow.
- Uh-oh, is your grandma gonna see this now?
- No, his grandma's car. - In his grandma's car.
- I would never do
that my grandmother. - That would have been awful.
- All right, well thank you so much for playing, guys.
You should all be proud of yourselves.
(everyone whoos)
- Great job everybody.
(jazzy music)
- [Child] Pero Like.