- Here we go, baby.
Let's see if this is gonna be a Merry Christmas or not.
I don't wanna hear anything
about playing with a backup QB once we win either.
Keep that same energy.
It won't be a Merry Christmas
if we lose to a dude named Gardner.
When Dak got a shoulder injury,
he didn't recover for a while.
I honestly don't even know if Hurts plays again this year.
Why is A. J. Brown wide open?
Diggs caught on a double move.
We haven't allowed a touchdown
all year on the opening drive.
We ain't about to start now.
Good stop, defense!
Micah Parson's hot, Gardner Minshew down.
T.Y Hilton's playing today?
No, Dak, he threw it straight to Montez Sweat.
He's gonna score. Bro!
Schultz was wide open.
We're spotting the Eagles 10 points
'cause Hurts is out.
That's the only explanation.
Come on, Dak, let's turn it around.
How did Dak not get sacked there?
He still got the ball off to Noah Brown.
First to go off of that catch is a (indistinct).
Howard down to the one yard line.
Jason Peters is in.
Got our jumbo package, baby. Three tight ends.
Zeke, touchdown, let's go!
That's eight straight games with the Russian touchdown.
Interception (indistinct)!
How the tables have turned.
Reverse throwback to Jack?
Loss of 10.
Can we stop doing dumb stuff?
Come on Kellen Moore, we had momentum.
We roll for it on fourth and eighth?
Penalty flat, thank you, T.Y Hilton.
CeeDee Lamb's wide open!
Touchdown, let's go!
CeeDee Lamb is a grown man.
How are we letting Gardner Minshew
walk the ball up the field?
Is our secondary okay?
What the heck is going on?
Why is every receiver wide open?
I thought our defense was supposed to be good.
Howard's already first in goal?
Let's go, defense. Suit them up on third down.
And they're going for that four.
Minshew got the QB sneak.
We obviously need to copy their QB sneak.
17-14, 7 minutes left in the second.
Let's milk the clock and get a touchdown.
Pre-play, they jumped offside.
CeeDee Lamb, what a catch, CeeDee!
I love CeeDee Lamb.
Has Lamb caught four in a row?
He's already over a hundred yards in the first half.
Whoa, dang!
The sun was in Gallup's eyes.
Brett Maher, money.
He should be most improved player.
Tight at 17, let's hold before the half.
Anthony Barr picked that off.
It hit you in the chest!
Minshew threw three passes away in a row.
I just need to make the field goal now.
Field goal's good.
It's 20-17 at halftime,
and we gifted them a free touchdown.
We got this.
Bro, we better have this. I talk way too much trash.
Here we go, second half, let's turn up.
Go, Turpin, go! (screams) let's go!
Of course there's a penalty.
You can't never do anything right!
And we go three and out.
Dallas Goedert went up and grabbed that from Donovan Wilson.
Why did the Titans have to trade A. J. Brown to the Eagles?
I will never forgive them for that.
Eagles going for it on fourth down.
Why is DeVonta Smith wide open?
Bro, I hate our defense!
Diggs got beat on a double move again.
Live by the Diggs, die by the Diggs.
Did we just run the ball three times
and not get it first down?
Now we're going for it on fourth?
Go, Zeke, go! (screams)
Huge game. They stopped us?
Field goal, 44 yard to 10.
Brett Maher, money.
Foul ball, Garth's got it! (screams)
Dalton Schultz inside the 10! Let's go baby!
Oh, he bobbled it. Dak got sacked?
Third down now. We gotta have a touchdown.
Let's go (indistinct), that's a catch.
High game, baby.
Vander Esch is out?
Start of the fourth quarter.
Defense, do not be the reason why Christmas isn't merry.
We can't get off the field on third down, man, dang!
We need to drop the quarterback in the first round.
I'm so serious. DeVonta Smith scores. Come on!
We might need to drop the quarterback
in the second round too.
That's go, Jack Ferguson, 24 yards.
Booboo, come on, Dak.
Wait, do we get it back?
I'm gonna have a heart attack.
Now Dak gets sacked on the next play?
Can't we just punt on third down?
It's third and 30.
(screams)
T.Y Hilton caught that? Oh my gosh!
He was wide open!
That's a walk in touchdown.
Touchdown!
CeeDee Lamb is the best receiver in the NFL.
How did DeVonta Smith catch that?
He got both his feet down too. Wait, did he?
Daron Bland, interception! Let's go!
Here we go, Schultz, great game.
Okay, CeeDee, already in field goal range.
He's complete on third down. We're gonna have to kick it.
Brett Money Maher, it's good.
Foul ball! (screams)
We got it! Let's go!
(laughs maniacally)
Woo!
Jack keeps it, birthday goal!
Man, I wish he'd stayed in bounds, though.
Dak takes a sack?
Two minute warning.
Dang, you should have thrown that away.
Zack Martin is limping now?
Third in goal, Dak didn't make it.
Just kick the field goal.
What are we doing?
Are we going for it?
Oh, okay. Bro, I'm about to say.
Okay, defense, it's back on you again.
We really are terrible with late game clock management.
Come on Micah, get a sack.
That was an incredible catch by DeVonta Smith.
Why does he have to do it on us?
Fourth and 10.
Micah needed a timeout, he was gassed.
Stack him, stack him, he threw it up!
(screams) let's go!
(laughs maniacally)
I thought you were gonna beat us with a backup QB.
What happened? Hey, hey, merry Christmas. (laughs)
No, no, keep that same energy
you had when y'all beat us with a backup.
Y'all were playing with the backup,
but when I said that to you,
when y'all beat us, what happened?
Oh, okay, now it's different.
Dak finished 27 for 35 for 347 yards and three touchdowns.
Some of y'all need to apologize.
Over here talking reckless.
Cry, Eagles, cry (laughs)
What happened to Minshew Mania?
I thought y'all had lockdown quarterbacks?
Dak just threw for over 300 yards.
For the rule, he has to be done within 24 hours.
That's the bet you agreed to.
Was Jalen Hurts playing defense?
Sit down! Y'all are garbage.
Hello? (laughs)
How about them Cowboys?
This about to be the best Christmas ever.
- [Narrator] I'm a grown man.