Hello world we are the Flatbush Zombies
And this is Everything You Need To Know
About Flatbush Zombies
People who don’t know about our tumblr
We had before we were famous
It was one of the best tumblrs ever to exist
Very disgusting very gruesome
A lot suicides a lot of like sacrifices
People shitting on people pissing in people’s mouths
I like to research like strange skin disorders
And deformities and mutations and
There was porn in there too
Oh yeah there was porn in there
Porn for sure
Remember the guy who killed a bunch of
Animals on his property and
Had pictures of the animals he killed
We posted a picture and they seen that
And was like animal cruelty animal brutality
Blah blah blah then they turned the shit
They turned the site off
And we done posted crazier shit than that
It’s a lot of dedication
You guys don’t understand man
There’s a lot of gruesome shit I have to look at
All day long man
You man if anybody has those images as well
You could start the site again
I’ll sponsor it
I want a fucking change
I want a new world order
I want progression
We don’t get progression doing the same fucking
Democrat Republican bullshit
Man I was watching some shit last night
With some people saying they was gonna vote for Donald Trump
Regardless of what he does
So they were just creating scenarios
That was like oh what if you heard
He said the N word would you still vote for him?
The lady was like I wouldn’t like it
But I’d still vote for him
I was like what?
People just pick a side I think
And they just ride with it
Everyone around him
Oh everyone’s around him?
He’s fucking Donald Trump
How could I not fuck with Donald Trump
My grandma June’s gonna vote for Donald Trump
I’m going to vote for him too
You think these people know policies?
Donald Trump doesn’t even know policies
And then Hillary said some shit about superpredators
Which means niggas so I don’t wanna vote
What happened to Deez Nuts he was in the race
Niggas can’t forget about Deez Nuts bro
Yeah what happened to him
That’s what I’m here for
When they give me the fucking license
To carry my weapon everywhere
And smoke my weed everywhere
Then I’ll fucking vote
I’m not gonna fucking
Hate wrestling because it’s fucking
Scripted you know
Broadway is cool right
That’s scripted as fuck
Honestly my favorite shit was when
Vincent Mann had people kissing his ass
Oooooh kiss my ass
He had people kissing his actual ass
On television live television
He was forcing grown men and women
And fucking- not kids
He didn’t take it that far
But he had everybody kissing his fucking ass on television
We used to go to sleep to the Undertaker Theme Music
You used to he used to play that
I used to play it to bother everyone
When we used to have sleepovers and fuck around
I used to play that shit at night
To fuck with people while they were sleeping aight
Nigga said we used to go sleep we
Speak for yourself man
We love John Mayer
We used to be young
We used to do a lot of drugs
We used to be trippy as fuck
And John Mayer was that soundtrack
To that life back in the day
Continuum that’s my shit
Gravity is one of the best songs ever and Daughters
Vultures and Vultures and Stop This Train
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room
I met John Mayer one time
He played the shit out of me though
He probably don’t remember this
He’s probably not gonna see this anyway
But he saw me and he’s like
You want a picture right?
I was like oh shit
I kinda did but I wasn’t gonna ask for it
He just played me I was like
Damn he walked away
Shout out John Mayer
John Mayer’s underrated man
Very good guitarist as well
One of the top five worst superhero movies
Would have to be that new X-Men movie
Oh my fucking God terrible movie
Spiderman 3 he loves that movie trash
Only because of the symbiote
Electra- not Daredevil but Electra- terrible
Terrible yo did they make a Ghostrider 2?
Yes they did that was the next movie
That was bad
Garbage
What about Superman?
That Superman was trash
I didn’t see the new one
Imma come clean I never liked
The Supermans with Christopher Reeves
I never even I don’t even like Superman bro
Batman is the shit
Superman is like too perfect
And he’s not perfect but he’s perfect you know
There was this one funny video
Back in the day we used to watch
With Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson
Called Wazupwitu
This shit is hilarious
It’s Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy
In the clouds it’s one of the best videos ever
And it’s for kids it’s supposed to be a happy song
With children it’s hilarious
And he’s wearing a wife beater and shades right
It’s hilarious it’s hilarious it’s fire
Wazupwitu wazup wazup
Google that shit please it’s hilarious
Watch it with your child you both can laugh
Wazup wazup with you wazup with you
Wazup wazup with you what’s up with you