- Hey, I'm Kim.
- And I'm Penn, and it's game time.
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- We have been married for.
- 16 Years.
- 16 years, and today we're going to play
"The Not So Newlywed Game."
- It's like the "Newlywed Game," but not so.
It means it's for people who've been married for awhile.
Our producer, Ann Marie,
you may recognize her from this video.
- Oh jeez Kim is that you?
- There she is.
So she sent us some questions for us to answer,
and then we're going to try to guess
what our partner answered.
I'm so excited.
- [Ann Marie] Kim, what would Penn say is your song?
- He would say the, the Colin Hay,
I can't get to sleep, but we danced to it at our wedding.
What is it called?
"Overkill." - Yeah.
- "Overkill."
- I thought about putting that down and I didn't.
- Or "The Luckiest," by Ben Folds.
But no, I'll say "Overkill."
Is it not the song we danced to at our wedding?
- No because, don't like, you guessed this one?
This was.
- Eventually, but I'm not getting to the end, no points.
- No points?
- No points.
- [Ann Marie] Penn, what would you say
is Kim's most repeated phrase?
- (Laughs) There's one of two, it's either okay,
or and then.
(Kim laughs)
I'm going to go with, and then.
Oh, come on. (laughs)
- I have to like motivate myself, I'm like, okay.
- Okay, okay, yeah.
- And so if I have to like do something, I'm like,
"Okay, okay."
- Darn it, we're both really close.
I feel like we should both get a half point for this.
- Okay, and then, - But then.
- And then.
- And then I say, yeah.
- When I'm doing something and she wants me to finish it
and do something else, she goes, "And then."
Oh, see, look, we know each other so well we second guessed
each other to. - Yeah.
- Get both of those wrong.
- Aww.
- That's actually like, we should get two points for that.
- No.
- Nope, no points. - Okay.
- [Ann Marie] Kim, what would Penn order
from the concession stand at the movies?
- Oh, well we just went to the movies
for the first time in two years,
and he got chicken wings and a beer.
- It's close, like I said,
popcorn and beer because we also had popcorn.
I feel like I'm going to give her this one.
(bell rings)
'Cause she nailed it.
So by the way, the chicken wings were awesome.
- Movie theater chicken wings.
- They're like the new bowling alley French fries,
they're amazing.
- [Ann Marie] Penn, where would Kim book a trip
if she had an all-expenses-paid vacation?
- It's either France or Hawaii.
- [Ann Marie] You want to pick one?
- No, 'cause I'm going to get it wrong, Hawaii.
(bell rings)
- Ding, ding, ding ding.
- Oh good, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all haven't been to Hawaii?
- Y'all.
- I mean it's expensive,
but that's why the expenses paid part is because, it is,
it is expensive.
- But that's my happy place.
- It's amazing.
- Yes.
Okay. - Okay.
- Are we, are we one, one?
- One, one. - Excellent.
- [Ann Marie] Kim, what show would Penn say
is his guilty pleasure?
- "30 Rock."
- I did.
(bell rings)
I wrote "30 Rock."
(Kim cheers)
- [Ann Marie] Penn, if Kim had to sing at karaoke,
what would be her go to.
- "Shoop." - Song.
- It's "Shoop."
(bell rings)
Right?
It's gotta be "Shoop," yeah, here's the thing.
♪ Here I go ♪
♪ Here I go again ♪
♪ Girls what's my weakness ♪
♪ Men ♪
♪ Okay then chilling chilling minding my business ♪
♪ Yo Salt I looked around and couldn't believe it ♪
♪ I swear, I stared, my niece my witness ♪
♪ The brother had it goin' on ♪
Okay.
(Penn vocalizes)
- So here's the thing.
It's the only thing she'll do.
- Yeah.
- She will not sing anything else,
but she will do "Shoop,"
and she doesn't need the monitor.
- Yeah. - At all.
- No monitor.
- [Ann Marie] Kim, if Penn could have a lead role
in any musical, what musical would he pick?
- (Inhales) Mm, either like, I mean, "Hamilton" probably,
probably because he can do the rapping,
but also something like.
- (laughs) 'Cause he can do the rapping.
(Kim laughs)
- Middle-aged white man.
- Meanwhile I was like, yes.
- Yes.
- You're hired.
- You're our type. - Yeah.
- But also like "Phantom of the Opera," maybe,
'cause wasn't that like.
- It's a good musical.
- Or Le Mis.
- It's a good musical.
♪ One day more ♪
(Kim laughs)
♪ One more day ♪
- I'm going to say "Hamilton."
- Way to not overthink it.
(bell rings)
- "Hamilton."
- That was it.
I was worried that you were going to overthink that
and mess it up, yeah.
- Yes.
- I mean, come on, it's the best musical ever really, right?
Kim is in the lead, I have a chance to tie right here.
- [Ann Marie] Penn, what would Kim say
is the last good book that she read?
- She reads all the time.
Oh God, they're all, they all have these names
like the "Mountain Too Far,"
or a "Hill Too Deep," or "Ocean Too Shallow,"
or something like, it's always,
I'm going to go with "The Duke and I."
- From the "Bridgerton" series.
- From "Bridgerton."
- Blew through that.
- Yeah.
- 10 out of 10.
- I don't know, I'm so sorry.
She starts reading and I go, I do my own thing.
We're like, like this is us, an imitation of us
when she's reading.
Yeah, I don't look over there.
- Okay, ready?
- What is it?
Oh, Adam's book, crap.
- [Ann Marie] Kim, what would Penn say
is the last meal he cooked for you?
- It's been a minute.
(Penn laughs)
It's been a minute since my man has cooked for me.
- To be clear, I do the cleaning, and I do the, that's it.
- Maybe like a steak?
That's your final answer?
- Maybe like a steak.
- Okay.
- What's it say?
- Does bacon count?
(Kim laughs)
It should, it was a meal and it was yesterday.
I do make bacon, and I'm kind of good at it.
- He's better at making bacon than I am.
- Yeah, that's the only thing though.
- [Ann Marie] Penn, what would Kim say
is her favorite T-shirt?
- She steals all mine.
She steals all, like her favorite t-shirt
is one of mine that she steals.
Oh. (laughs)
(bell rings)
Is that right, did I get it?
(Penn claps)
Yeah, no, it's true.
We'll pack for a vacation and if I don't bring
three extra shirts for her to sleep in or walk around in,
she just walks around naked,
so of course I never bring any shirts.
No, she, she gets upset. - I make do.
- She makes, she makes do. - Okay.
- Wait, we're tied. - We're tied.
- And there's a sudden death?
Oh. - Okay.
(Kim claps)
- [Ann Marie] The tie breaker.
- Tie breaker, okay.
- [Ann Marie] Kim, what is Penn's favorite Marvel movie?
- "Guardians of the Galaxy."
- That's random and correct.
(bell rings)
- Yeah.
- That's actually, that's pretty impressive
that you know this, there's like 8 billion Marvel movies.
- Well, it's the funniest one.
- Yeah it is, it's the best one.
- [Ann Marie] Penn, what is Kim's favorite Marvel movie?
- She might say "Iron Man 3", 'cause she was in it,
but I think she actually got super into
"The Avengers" series.
So I'm going to say, but she likes "Spiderman" too.
She also likes the Spiderman ones.
I'm gonna, does it have to be a movie?
- Yes.
- So we can't, well I was going to say it like,
'cause "Wanda Vision" might be your favorite
of the intellectual property they've done.
- She said movie.
- Oh, (indistinct cry).
"Endgame," I'm going with "Endgame"
but, I don't think I'm right.
Oh, the one from yesterday?
- Yeah, we saw it like two days ago.
- Really, that's your favorite one?
- I think it is.
- Oh my gosh.
- I think it's my favorite one.
I thought Scarlett Johansson and the whole,
I thought they did great.
I loved the feet.
The fact they were female leads.
- Like I have to give us both credit
for overthinking a lot of those.
- We overthought it.
- Which is also part of being a not so newlywed.
- So you should take these questions.
- Mm hmm.
- Have a little dinner time game in your family
and tell us how you do.
- Yeah.
- Thanks for watching.
What would be your karaoke song?
Obviously, sing it for 'em.
♪ Turn around ♪
♪ Every now and then I get a little tired ♪
- Yeah.
- Yup, that's it.
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