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[Preak] Welcome to Tales of Tales of Titans.
Auto Attack's weekly wrap-up of the top pro scene.
After a disastrous, Primm tournament,
red-hot Sorcerer has won 3 mid-majors in a row.
And gorillas can learn sign language, but can they learn to play MOBAs?
- The answer is no. - But first Auto Attack's own
Aerin Gainsborough has this report on one of the most dominant and polarizing figures in eSports.
Two-time Tales of Titans player-of-the-year, currently leading Toxic Shock
as they attempt to three-peat as world champions.
He's an all-star gamer, but is he also an all-star [bleep] hole?
Auto Attack presents...
the Profile of Chad Pussy.
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[Aerin in voiceover] I caught up with Chad before a
branded appearance for one of his sponsors, Desert Eagle Handguns.
- [Toxic Shock shouting and celebrating] - That was fun!
Yes! Oh man, when I am playing, I'm like Batman mixed with the Joker.
- [Toxic members] Joker! - I'm like Goku mixed with Frieza.
- [Toxic members] Frieza! - I'm like Mario mixed with Wario,
mixed with Sonic, mixed with Robotnik all rolled up into one hot ball of white come.
[shouting]
We'll start the interview now.
W-What? I thought you started already.
I hope you were rolling on that. Man, I was giving you solid gold.
[sighs]
[breathing deeply]
Alright... 30 minutes right?
- [cell phone beeps] - Le'go.
So Jack, what is your role on Toxic Shock?
I am the team. These [bleep] are interchangeable.
- Ain't that right cannon fodder [bleep]? - [together] Yes sir!
But it wasn't always a straight shot to you becoming an eSport sensation.
[Chad] I've always looked for a place to belong.
In high school, I crushed French horn in marching band.
Then there was that period I was down with the clown.
Juggalo Nation, whoop whoop!
- [softly] Yeah. - And there was my lowest point
when I took up improv. I'll never ever wash that shame away.
[Chad] When I took up competitive gaming...
- [Young Chad] Yes! - That's when I was able to assert
- myself as a true alpha dog. - [Young Chad] I'm the best in the world!
How did your parents react?
[Aerin in voiceover] His silence spoke volumes.
When I caught up with his parents Steve and Kim Pussy,
I started to understand.
He was an emancipated minor. He moved out of the house at age 16,
and struck out on his own.
[Aerin] So he was very strong-willed and independent?
No. We emancipated ourselves from him.
Have you talked to Chad? He sucks.
My mom is a [bleep]. And my dad is a total beta.
I bet the only time he ever creampied my mom
was when he conceived me. [bleep] loser!
- Do you ever miss them? - [bleep] no! Miss my parents?
How dare you! I am my dad!
- Mhmm. - Next question.
You've written four autobiographies. What's next?
Yeah... there was Enter the Pussy, I've Chad the time of my Life,
Hanging Chad, and C.H.A.D.
And I've also got my Breaking Bad podcast, Breaking Down Bad.
Do you have any words for your chief competitor at the Spring Classic?
[scoffing] Yeah. Team Zealot you guys are [bleep] cucks.
[Aerin] I'm not talking about Team Zealot. I'm talking about Team Sorcerer.
- The-[bleep]? Sorcerer. - There's is no denying that they're
on a hot streak. They're ranked number five in the world.
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Chad?
- Chad, what are you doing? - What am I doing?
I'm quietly judging you-- [siren] Times up!
[Aerin] So is that what you did? You sat it out?
I gave you my time. Now [bleep] you.
Also, let me know when the interview goes up. I'll Tweet out the link.
We good? Naw. OK-whatever.
[Aerin in voiceover] Whatever you think of Chad Pussy,
he's no shrinking violet. He's shrinking and violent.
Wow. D-Did we all just see that [bleep]?
Un-[bleep] believable.
- Top five team in the world! - [Team Sorcerer celebrates]
[DaveFu] OK now, everyone shut up. I want to find out how Waluigi got his name.
[male voice from video] What's up guys? Questioning Gamer here.
- How did Waluigi get his name anyway? - [indistinct Waluigi sound]
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