JAMES: YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT OY BANDS,
YOUR 98 DEGREES, YOUR NSYNC, YOUR NEW KIDS.
BUT EVENTUALLY BOY BANDS GROW UP INTO MAN BANDS, WITH A WHOLE NEW
SET OF PROBLEMS, AND TOTALLY DIFFERENT WAYS TO LOVE YOU.
HERE TO PERFORM OUR THEIR NEW SINGLE, "I CAN'T BE YOUR BOY
(CUZ I'M A GROWN MAN,)" PLEASE WELCOME M3N NOT BOYZ!
[APPLAUSE] ♪
BRYAN: HEY GIRL
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WITH BOYS BEFORE
AND NOW YOU'RE DONE WITH ALL THAT
YOU NEED SOMEONE WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE FOR YOU
WHO'S GOING TO STAND UP FOR YOU
SOMEONE WHO STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE
IN A.T.M.'S OR EMOJIS YOU NEED A GROWN MAN
JOSEPH: WHOO! JAMES: ♪
I'LL ROTATE YOUR TIRES WHILE YOU SPIN MY MIND
YOU'RE THE BEST CHOICE THAT I'VE MADE
SINCE THE MORTGAGE I SIGNED REGGIE: ♪
YOUR NAME'S ON MY HEART AND WRITTEN IN MY WILL
DON'T NEED A PRESCRIPTION BABY
YOU'RE MY LITTLE BLUE PILL ALL: ♪
I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU IN MY MINIVAN
BUT I CAN'T BE YOUR BOY CUZ I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN
BRYAN: ♪ I CAN DRIVE YOU HOME IN A
SNOWSTORM REGGIE: ♪
I LIKE MY PHONE FONT THE LARGEST SIZE
YOU'RE LIKE MY PHONE FONT EASY ON THE EYES
JAMES: ♪ MY CREDIT IS GREAT
AND YOU THINK THAT'S ODD WHO NEEDS ABS BABY WHEN
YOU ROCK A SICK DAD BOD ALL: ♪
I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU IN MY MINIVAN
BUT I CAN'T BE YOUR BOY CUZ I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN
BRYAN: ♪ OH, THERE IS SO MUCH
I STILL -- STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND, BABY
WHAT IS CROSSFIT? OR SNAPCHAT?
WHAT IS E.D.M.? BUT THE THINGS I KNOW ARE
TRUE I KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU
AND HOW TO BARBECUE ALL: ♪
I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU IN MY MINIVAN
BUT I CAN'T BE YOUR BOY CUZ I'M YOUR GROWN-ASS MAN
I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU IN MY MINIVAN
BUT I CAN'T BE YOUR BOY CUZ I'M YOUR GROWN-ASS MAN
JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BRYAN
CRANSTON. WE ARE M3N NOT BOYZ.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.