Podcast host Tim Pool loves to fantasize about a civil war in America and
the fall of civilization and this week he apparently finished his post apocalyptic
aptitude test and figured out what his job will be once society has collapsed.
Let's listen, >> I'll tell you what I can,
this is what I can say.
There are some things that you and
I as the layman have been granted access to knowledge.
Like what?
How do you find iron?
Well, I can tell you this, I would not be able to make you a cast iron skillet,
but I do know that iron tends to be red and I've seen iron rich mud before.
I know what iron rich rock and thing looks like and I know how to make a fire and
I could probably over time figure out how to make some kind of crucible or kill.
It might take me a couple of years to actually figure out how to smelt iron and
then forge it.
You got break it down, you got to smell to make the tools to make
the hammers harder metals, >> [LAUGH] I'm sorry,
it's just got me got me, I haven't heard that, That's amazing.
>> I'm in Belmont over here.
I'm going to be chris walls.
[LAUGH] I bet his audience right now I can smelt iron to does this have iron in it.
>> So yeah, Tim pool really does believe that he will become a blacksmith
after the apocalypse and it is apparently based on that.
He knows what iron rich rocks and mud look like.
That is what qualified him for the position.
Although I think that Tim would be delighted to know that people
are blacksmiths right now and if he wanted to quit his cozy little job and
go learn how to blacksmith, he could do it.
And I've got he didn't stop there, I've got a little more craziness.
But first I want to bring you in on this too left tim pool.
>> So look I'm kind of a right wing decoder,
I can tell you like I've now watched so many of their nonsense, so
much of their nonsense that I could figure out what they're trying to say.
Right so in this case all the right wing push this post apocalyptic world and
I don't know if tim sells the stuff that the Alex jones and the other guys sell.
He does >> but then he does.
There you go. Perfect, there you go.
>> He source the correct buckets >> Of course I didn't even know that and
I predicted it ahead of time.
>> There you go Why?
The apocalypse is coming and we'll have to get the red mud and
then turn it into iron and smelt it and then dealt it and then and
then afterwards you're gonna have to buy my stuff because that's coming.
So you got it, come on now and if you act now I'll throw in film.
Okay so this is all like they're feeding into the right wing mind of my God and
be afraid be afraid the world's going to fall apart.
There's demons and ghouls and goblins and and and pedophile rings and
everything's follow and then the deep state and the Muslims and the drag crazy.
I'm so afraid I got to buy Tim stuff.
I got to to stay alive.
Okay, so that's what this scam is.
>> I absolutely love this story.
I I wished him the best.
I hope he does this.
I hope he pursues a job in smelting.
It's incredible to me because like every single person like Jake was saying when
you're talking about people who are preppers are preparing for the apocalypse
or like yeah, they always think they're gonna be some leaders are going to be so
some warrior or like their ancestors were Vikings.
That they were probably potato farmers because there was a lot more potato
farmers than there was noble warriors who have great stories to tell.
I'm sorry Tim this is it's going to be beautiful.
I wanted to make a skateboard and I wanted to hunt vampires and and
just go out there and smelt >> Okay if they actually look,
we did this when we covered the liver king and his scams, right?
So the hunter gatherers were mainly gatherers, they barely ever ate meat.
They mainly gathered foods and nuts are our early ancestors.
And but when they did eat any kind of protein
that was a meat of some sort kind of animals.
It was mainly insects.
So our ancestors mainly ate insects and so they didn't go around like yeah,
that I ate delivered by sun that I got iron mud and I killed they have all
these fantasies of like these that they would last a billion percent right.
They all fancy themselves alpha males and
of course a minute there's ever any challenges like because the number one
thing that defines the right wing mind is fear.
Yeah.
>> And TIM Pool is a great example of fear because the way he hides from sam cedar,
he's just shaking in his boots.
So terrified of that man.
But he did continue on and describe how he thinks society will navigate this
post apocalyptic world of his.
So let's listen, >> I think a society collapsed completely.
We'd figure a lot of things out really quickly just on having seen them and
understanding them pulleys levers etcetera.
But I'll tell you this man, we ain't going to be building a toaster anytime soon,,
we'll put the toast over the fire until it toasts and then we'll eat it that way.
[LAUGH] I just, I got to ask him, I need to know in your collapse
society where we apparently,, everything has been destroyed.
We have no access to iron or tools where on God's Green earth do
you think you will be getting the bread from to make your toast.
>> I just love how police are gone.
Where did they go?
There was no more police in the apocalypse what will we do.
[LAUGH] And and like everyone, it's just such childish fantasies and
all their fantasies, almost everyone is dead but
them because they bought Tim pool's junk prep kit or whatever, right?
And maybe they bought Alex jones penis pill and his brain pills.
>> So they're still alive and they're out there smelting right?
And why didn't any blacksmiths survive?
[LAUGH] if you want to know
how to be interesting.
Okay we can never make toasters again unless there's a guy whose job was
building toasters, then he knows how to do it, right?
And by the way, like I hope to God that engineers survived
the apocalypse because we're gonna need them going to need them.
If our second option is temple diving around in the mud.
Is this red enough?
I think I got the red mud.
I think I could make iron out of this.
I don't know about that, but brother, you might wanna look into by the way,
the thing that they're gonna need most is the thing that republicans hate
scientists.
>> No scientists don't survive the podcast podcaster apocalypse.
Okay. It's only people who sell slop buckets to
morons online.
Those are the people who are going to come out on the other side of this
>> Ronnie chang is a great comedian,
He has this bit where he's like, these guys never paid attention in class and
stuff and all of a sudden all the d students are like, I know science,
all the scientists in the world are wrong.
It's Ivor Mactan.
Hey, yeah, dude, look at yourself.
Okay, come on.
The first thing that temple is going to try to find an apocalypse is a
>> Beanie dimple,
looting the beanie store.
Also, I say this as someone who speaks for living, who does podcasts and stuff.
>> The podcasters will not become the smelters by default,
the podcasters will be the jesters.
>> Like it's, it's the natural next fit.
It's not like, yes, and now all the Youtubers are the warriors of tomorrow.
That's probably not gonna happen.
>> Yes in fact, I'll back you up on that one last thing.
So I was in Scotland a while back and
I was looking at all the different castles and I love that stuff and and one of
the castle's explained what the different professionals are within a castle.
There was only about five or so and one of them was storyteller because
people need stories, that's how humans pass the day.
So don't worry tim, there'll be a bunch of right wing neanderthals
that survive the apocalypse going, we need stories of brain pills and
penis pills and kills and smelts, okay.
And then you'll have be back to your profession of peddling nonsense.
But by the way, of course, if there was a real apocalypse, he'd wet himself and
the last thing you'd ever hear tim pool saying is I'm smelting