Welcome back to my Dark Corner of this Sick World.
‘Bizarre greeting rituals of the sub-culture’
We’re watching Demon Wind.
‘You’re making a bad mistake boy’
Following the recent death of his father,
Cory has travelled out into the country to find out what happened at his grandparents farm many years ago.
‘I think something bizarre’s been happening out there for a long time’
Leaving him with some confusing dreams about gas stations.
He’s accompanied by his girlfriend who tries hard to cheer him up.
'Hey Harmin.'
To no avail.
‘A moon for the misbegotten’
He’s also assembled a crack team of friends with complex interpersonal relationships.
‘His thing’s about this big’
Who hate each other.
‘Next time you little faggot I’ll drop you like a bad habit’
Right from their arrival, there are warning signs.
‘What do you think happened here?’
But that’s not the weirdest thing.
And inside...
Anyone care to sum up the situation?
‘There’s something really wrong here’
Was it the crucified skeleton? That’s always giving people a bad first impression,
we should replace it with one of those cow mailboxes.
‘I don’t know what happened here, but you can sure tell that death walked through this place’
They try to leave, but the cars won’t work, and walking just leads them back to the farm, where...
The Railway children appear.
‘Hey, where’d you come from little girl’
Shocking, literally nobody, even when…
No screams, no concern for her wellbeing.
'You lied'
They’ve lost a friend in really disturbing circumstances and no one reacts, they just get on with their lives.
‘We have nothing left to talk about.'
'I could see it back in your eyes at the cafe.'
'Chuck, you're mistaken, I'm Dell;s now.'
Absolutely the time for this conversation,
and they pragmatically move on to where they should spend the night.
‘We got 2 choices; the cars or the house. I think the house is safer’
This would be the house that’s not really there and threw a knife at your head.
But Cory does find something useful.
‘In the bottom drawer of the vanity you will find 2 daggers which are part of the sacred set of 7’
'The other five are lost, it is written that with all seven you can kill the son of Satan'
I bet you can’t wait to tell everyone.
‘Why don’t you tell the others about the daggers and the spells in the diary?’
I guess it’s only a problem if the demons attack.
'Stacey, come out.'
‘Demon’
Another completely normal reaction. But at least she’s outside.
‘Let’s go’
‘Why not?’
No, I can’t think of one good reason not to go out. But, the sooner you die,
the sooner I can stop hearing this absurd double act dialogue.
‘They’re playing our song’
‘Alright, let’s dance’
Much of the dialogue in this movie can be divided into stating the obvious
‘Jack’
‘Yeah’
‘Watch yourself’
Understating the serious.
‘I don’t think they’re going to make it’
‘I don’t think so either’
or both.
‘I think we’re in trouble’
‘I think you’re right’
Although the masterpiece of underreaction is this.
‘But I loved you’
The emotional pain is so bad, I can’t even feel the physical pain of being stabbed in the eye.
'Oh no.'
‘Son of a bitch’
Just when it seems nothing can beat the demons.
'Oh you don't like this huh?'
Five people died between him finding the magic knives and deciding to use them,
‘You killed me’
As is traditional with this type of movie, the heroes wait till night to do anything.
'Comeone'
When they do, the demons and the dead coalesce Power Rangers style into Satan.
'Noe fools, I come to thee'
While Cory performs one of his gran’s spells and turns into an alien from Star Trek.
Giving him the divine power...
to kick the devil in the Beelzeballs.
'I fear nothing from you.'
This has taken a weird turn.
‘Am I not beautiful?’
I don’t know where to begin with this film, it’s like someone said
"What if the Evil Dead was a pile of appalling crap."
‘That sounds fair’
And then made it!
'Is it over? Is it really over?'
Yeah, I’ve just got nothing.
'We have to get out of here now!'
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