if I see a pregnant pregnant while I'm in charge two days watch two days
somebody will be pregnant I'm gonna get everyone in this building pregnant make
you horny baby what's up fish tank people fishtanktv.com dustinsfishtanks
bringing it to you horny on a Sunday baby whoa how's everybody doing I hope
you're doing well in today's video we're gonna bring you my top five horniest
fish that's right we're gonna talk about the top five fish in my book to give you
the best shot of getting busy but first I want to give you some general advice
on how to get your fish horny these are just some basic principles that are not
species specific that I have found to help get your fish busy note I am gonna
relate this back to humans getting busy as much as possible well first if you
want to get laid you got to be old enough don't expect super young kids to
be running around getting laid and don't expect super young fish to be running
around getting laid either it's all dependent on the species of course but
don't expect your fish to go from fry to next you got to be well-fed
dinner in a movie is a good way to start I found them whenever my fish are
getting busy I'm feeding of a variety of different foods everything flakes
pellets blood worms brine shrimp I use a lot of the stuff from our friends at
rods foods and if you can and you have the time and energy to do it you should
use live foods live black worms live white worms you can click the links
around here check out my boy Steve when he talks about how he prepares white
worms that he used to feed his finicky discus I don't know I kind of feel like
I'm gonna get the surf and turf yeah you can go ahead and get the surf
and turf but you do realize you're looking at the side of the menu I don't
know the comedian I just stole that from but whoever you are you're a genius
next you want some chick poke up with you you're gonna bring her home to some
dorm room with nasty clothes laying all over the place you want your fish to get
busy they're gonna get busy in something nasty skank tank heck no you want your
water quality as pristine as possible clean water every time my bread fish it
has something to do with either doing a huge water change making sure the water
is clean making sure the water is pristine and to the conditions that the
fish need to breathe water changes also emulate mother nature that emulate
raining season think about it raining season think about this biologically
speaking if you were a fish and you were trying to reproduce other fish you'd
want to reproduce your fish and fry in the best conditions as possible raining
season high water lots of insects floating around lots of stuff for them
to eat on versus dry season when the water is drained down there's a lot more
competition for the food a lot less water a lot poorer water quality water
changes help stimulate fish breeding and I'm just rolling up this it's great care
Devin's like y'all we're going up to this Creek to get some fish I'm like I'm
in got this big old net am i lucky man so
this role I just wanted to show the green and a lot of beautiful places I
mean my last tip with getting your fish busy and this applies as much to fish as
it does with humans give your fish adequate hiding places to
go and get busy you're getting busy do you want to get busy in the middle of
the party not depends on the type of party now doesn't it Dustin know you
want as many hiding places places to go places to sneak off caves rocks bushy
plants whatever you need give your fish places to hide to go get busy and now
here come my top-five horniest fish butt will be pregnant my number five of my
top five horniest fish I am talking about goldfish goldfish again Dustin I'm
lumping common goldfish together in with koi goldfish breed like rabbits you can
click the links around here and check out a video I took way back in the day
where my goldfish were actually spawning in one of my back ponds what they do
late spring the goldfish chase each other around try not to scare them by
getting too close everybody chases everybody around and the male's try to
like bat the eggs out of the females even if you've been a by a lake and ever
seen carp spawning it's almost the exact same thing because they are carp let's
check it out together just chasing each other around you want to see this kind
of behavior there you go right there look at that just kind of shape each
other around frantically one will stop and kind of run into them now
here's the caveat with breeding goldfish and it goes like this it's real simple
goldfish spawn when temperatures rise they need to have a really hard cold
slam cold winter and then when the temps rise in the spring they get all excited
and get after it you can click links around here you can check out a video of
a ladies pond I took in Chicago she actually keeps common goldfish in with
her koi her koi by the way one of them is named Braveheart and actually eats
out of her hand she keeps comets in with the koi the
Comets eat the koi eggs in the springtime because they're so prolific
Lee breeding goldfish my number 5 warning is
back in the day we had goldfish breeding in the back pond and now we got koi
breeding in the front pot I have no idea who the baby mama or the baby daddies
are for these suckers well regardless big water changes lots of plants and fam
D Brett a couple of koi this season
my number four in my top five horn is fish I am talking about rainbow fish
love rainbow fish male rainbow fish just like male homosapiens get fancy for all
the ladies into place with style and grace that's right one two one male's
the females ratio is how I like to roll the males in collar up better and
they'll breed like crazy as long as you do the following things plenty of good
variety of mixed foods live frozen whatever you got to do plenty of hiding
places look if I was a rainbow fish I'd want to get busy and stuff like this
this is horn ward this is water wisteria get yourself some fast-growing floating
plants so they can go up in and get busy and massive water changes every time I
bred rainbow fish I've done nice big water changes and I like to drop the
temps a little bit on them you can click the links around here and check out all
kinds of videos on rainbow fish it's easy big water changes water change
water change water cheese how do you doing quick how do you do
them easy that's the important thing well I mean I start with the simple
siphon hose well this is a great way to get the nasty stuff either off your
gravel or off your bare tank that's a good thing but what are you going to do
you're going to put it in a bucket you're gonna carry that bucket to the
sink only crazy people do Gary don't carry carried okay
you can take something as simple as this guy right here this is my gutter night
this is so cool we've got a piece of gutter we've got the holders that would
normally go on the side of the house use places to get busy and a bunch of good
food you're breeding rainbow fish rainbow fish my number for my top 540 is
fish of those monies I think they're spawning watching they go up in the
corner together Mike will be pregnant my number three in my top five horniest
aquarium fish I am talking about live bears look I'm lumping them all together
here platy swordtails mollies these are the ones I'm talking about these fish
are prolific and horny look a male platy male swordtail whatever requires two
females to every male maybe even more I actually
think the harassment of Corrine was part of the death of Karen but that's another
story click links around here for that it's simple male swordtails male live
bears are just like a horny 19 year old frat guy in a bar that hits on
everything that walks all you need to breathe live bears is you need one male
to females a ridiculous amount of plants that they can hide in I'm showing you
the hornwort in the wisteria again these are great get one male to females and
get out of the way live bears my number three in my top five will be pregnant my
number two and my top five horniest aquarium fish I am talking about Guppies
now look up these are live bears as well but I'm just putting Guppies together in
and of their own thing and their number two for a reason because Guppies breed
like crazy look when my kids were low there was a show called Bubble Guppies
I almost didn't let them watch it for fear they pick up some of the horny
habits of this fish
what does it take to breed Guppies it takes a male guppy a female guppy and
some water that's it Guppies my number - warning subdued
number one is the convict cichlid anyone who I've ever met who has kept the
convict cichlid has bred to convict cichlid why do they call it a convict
sakuni's because it's black and white stripes looks like a convict no they
call it the convicts again because it breeds like a convict on a conjugal
visit for its first time in ten years the convict is the horniest fish by far
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