*foreboding silence*
*rage quit music*
What the fuck is with these goddamn arcade games pissing me off?
Holy fuck!
Y'know, I--eh-- *sigh*
WHY DO I PLAY THIS SHIT EVERY WEEK?
OH, CUZ I FUCKING HAVE TO!
That's why!
OH I'M SORRY GEOFF, I'LL GET IT DONE!
THANKS! THANKS A LOT!
You know, and I'm glad I finally played that piece of shit QWOP, so people can SHUT THE FUCK UP about QWOP
I just -- I just negated fucking...half the comments every video gets,
because I played that piece of shit!
Now I'm playing N+, and...it's apparently it's - you wanna make a game that pisses you the fuck off and just brings your fucking blood to a boil?
Play--play fucking a-a-arcade games
Why-why do they make em this hard? WHAT THE FUCK?!
Oh my god! These fucking missiles! You gotta jump and shit, and then there's missiles and
there's mines on the fucking wall, but, y'know, this guy's a fucking ninja and he's not a very good ninja!
*Ninja weeps in self doubt, then dies* Goddamn it!
*sigh* What am-what am like-what am I, like 5 seconds? 5 seconds into this video, I can't - I can't fucking stand this level.
You gotta get up, you gotta get up these stupid fucking bouncy boxes
And every time you pass one of these fucking things GRRRRAAAAGH
Every time you pass one of these fucking things...and it just shoots another one out
at you, and by the way, the controls are fucking BAAAALLLSSS!
Like Super Meat Boy at least, that shit stuck.
When you stop, you stop.
This guy fucking slides all over the place like an asshole!
It's like he's fucking running on ice
GOOOO UUPPPPP!
Goddammit
*flustered sounds*
I can't even get
Jump....Juuuuuump
FUCK
Seriously!
What the shit?!
Oh here we go
*Michael becomes hopeful* Oh got ya bitch!
Get up there.
GET UP THERE!
Oh I'm gonna get it
I'm gonna get it!
IN YO FACE
Get it down, get down, get down
*Concentration intensifies*
*Ninja sees light at end of tunnel*
Hooooly fuck!
IN YO FACE! Rage...winning!
Alright, let's try the next level.
*Michael begins to realize his inevitable demise*
What the fuck?
HOLLYYYY SHIT!
*Shocked Michael*
Awh goddammit
How the f- How the fuck do I even get over this?
Oh like that
Get the fuck away from me
Goddamn missiles! WHY THEY GOTTA PUT MISSILES IN HERE?!?!
How the fuck do I even get around that?
Oh, I gotta missile-blow-it-up?
BLOW IT UP!
Fuck!
It's like - It's like that episode of Dragon Ball Z
when you gotta - Goku's gotta trick Frieza into hitting himself with the disc
HIT THE FUCKING WALL, MISSILE!
*Missile decides not to hit the wall*
GODDAMMIT
Seriously
FUUUUUUUUUCK
*On the verge of a breakdown*
N-UNGH *a crylaugh*
motherfucker
This-This blows
This-
I' - I'm - uh - I'm guessing that's what you have to do
Cuz I don't know what else you could possibly do
I - I can't - I I can't jump over it.
SORRY THERE'S FUCKING MINES ON TOP OF MY HEAD!
*Silent weeping*
Jesus Christ! WHAT IT DIDN'T DO SHIT?!
It didn't do shit! What the fuck would I do now?!
AW YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Wha-all I had to do was hit these buttons?
Why the fuck didn't you tell me that?!
GO, FUCKER, GO
Oh - g - What do I do there?
What the fuck do I do there?
Son of a bitch!
Ugh, goddamn. This guy jumps like a fucking asshole. And he slides-
It's like "fuck you, I ain't playing shit with you"
Oh my gooood
*sigh* I think I'm getting an ulcer, I swear to God, from playing these.
Go - I don't - I don't know what to do
Now I hit the guide; Now I'm THROWING SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE
*controller drops* FUCK