(Alex laughs)
- Oh no.
- Well, I think this is an immediate yes.
Have you ever been under the influence at work?
- Ready, at the same time.
One, two, three.
- Yes! - Yeah!
- Hi. - Hello.
- I'm Bjork.
- I'm Alex.
- And we're here to either tell the truth or take a drink.
- [Both] No!
- No!
- This is my boss. (laughs)
- I'm the boss of a company called Solstice.
First legal cannabis grower in the state of Washington.
- Can we start, take a shot first though?
- Okay.
- I decided to bring my own.
- Oh my God.
- And I'm going to drink some nice Basil Hayden.
Ladies first.
- Okay, I like that, thank you Alex.
(popping sound)
- Cheers.
- All right,
we're doing the damn thing. - Basil Hayden.
- (laughs) Stop!
- Okay, - Good to see you.
- it is getting warm so, yeah.
It's not gonna be cool in this sweater.
- Oh no.
- Definitely gonna have to pop this off.
- What are your biggest insecurities.
- Ooh.
- Or weaknesses as a manager?
- So first, I'm a horrible manager.
- Terrible.
- Terrible manager.
I have unrealistic expectations of people,
hey, here's this crazy expectation--
- Yep, you're gonna meet it.
- And you're just gonna do that.
And I'll see you tomorrow with it.
- Yep.
- And that is, yeah, that's probably one.
- And-
- Oh! (Bjork laughs loudly)
- There's more, apparently.
- No, no, no! - Ah.
- No. - Ah.
(Alex exhales loudly) - Oh no.
- Well, I think this is an immediate yes.
Have you ever been under the influence at work?
- Ready, at the same time.
One, two, three.
- Yes! - Yeah!
(laughing loudly)
- Regularly!
- All the time!
- It's my job to smoke pot.
- Yeah.
- Literally is. - Literally have to.
- I have to smoke pot.
- My second day, we had one of those--
- Oh, one of the barbecues?
- Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And you were sitting inside of the break room
and I was so fucking high.
I couldn't figure out how to open the door
and I finally figured it out and I like fall
into the break room and you're just sitting there,
and you're like, nice.
And I was so ashamed, I went home immediately after,
'cause I was like, I can't be here, I'm too high for this.
(laughs) - That happens.
- And do you know the best part of that?
- What?
- Don't remember it. - You don't remember it.
- No, I don't remember it at all.
- Oh no.
- Oh God.
- Oh yeah, this one's bad.
- Okay.
- If we didn't work together would you sleep with me?
- No.
'Cause I have a wonderful wife.
- He has a wonderful wife.
- I don't know why I'm drinking.
(laughing loudly)
- 'Cause he's nervous.
That made me uncomfortable.
- Aaaah!
(Bjork laughs loudly)
I feel like Bjork's a sister.
- Yeah.
- Like the sister I never had.
I'm not gonna fuck that up with sex.
- Exactly. - Plenty of sex in the world.
- God, I love you. (clapping sound)
- On a scale of one to 10, how good of a boss am I?
- Oh, uh, no! (laughs)
- Such a loaded question though!
- You're great, but the thing is is like,
the level of work we work together,
it's like perfect so I can't hate him.
- One to 10, how good of a boss am I?
- For Bjork?
- [Alex] Yeah.
- A ten.
(Alex exhales)
Oh, this is,
this would never happen.
- A hair toss, okay.
- What's the closest you've come to firing me?
- Never, I've wanted to fire everyone,
but yeah, toss that hair back, girl,
'cause I've never thought about firing you.
- [Bjork] I know.
- And I've thought about firing everyone.
- [Bjork] I know.
(laughing loudly)
- Hey, let's drink to that.
- Let's drink to that.
- To not firing Bjork!
- I didn't promise I'll never fire you.
Like, for reals, I've never thought about firing you.
- Cheers.
- I've definitely never recommended it.
Have you ever lied to get out of work?
I fucking hope so.
(laughing loudly)
- Who hasn't lied to get out of work?
- Yes or no, yes or no?
- Yes.
- Oh, now I've thought about firing you.
(laughing loudly)
- I feel like I've definitely had times
where I've been like, oh no I have a thing.
- Oh, like that. - Yeah.
- That's kinda worse.
- Is it?
- Yeah, like it's one thing to be like, ahhhh.
Ahhh.
- No, like, you have to stay late and I, like,
oh, I have a thing, like I have to meet with blank person,
like, fuck that.
- But you didn't.
- So?
- But, like, there's work to do.
- I get work done!
- Here comes the unrealistic expectations.
- I hate him, oh my!
Now this is the fucking golden question.
- Oh fuck.
- When are you gonna give me a motherfucking raise.
- I'm not in charge of that.
- When are you gonna tell him
to give me a motherfucking raise.
- I thought everyone should get raises.
(Bjork laughs loudly)
Me included.
- Okay, but me first.
Sister needs some money.
- Okay, well, don't we all?
Alright, you know what, I'll do this,
I'll do a cheers to you, to you getting a raise before I do.
Tell you what, I'll take a pay cut before
so then you get raise.
- Right.
- This is why I'm not in charge of it.
- This is why he's not in charge of the money. (laughs)
- Not in charge of the money.
- Cheers.
(clacking sound) - To your lemonade.
Cool, we did it.
Always.
- We've been close, man.
- We're closer though.
- He's in my close friends on Instagram.
- Kinda wish he wasn't.
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