And this mother fucker looks like the type of guy that would buy the prescription pills
off of the other guy, alright!
Leafys the only one I know
Praying for more real estate just above his throat
How's it going guys?
I'm Chad Wild Clay and I like to start my day by reading your comments and tweets BUT
whatever you do not leave a comment below until the very end of the video otherwise
you might end up looking like a fool!
What's this?
Roast Leafy is here, chad plize
Chad roast Leafy is here...47 thumbs up!
You guys!
I mean know you like my roast and all but I can'tt just roast people who never did anything
bad to me!
I mean I roasted Markiplier because I thought was trying to steal my girlfriend Vy
Hello Vy, yeah I wish would could have gotten dinner or something.
Oh dinner, yeah dinner sounds great.
And I roasted RiceGum cuz he made fun of my musical.lys
Yo, miss me with that gay shit.
What the fuck.
Yo everyone that's watching right now is probably pissed as fuck cause like you didn't dodge
it.
LIke you literally just got kissed by this guy.
I dodged it.
And PewDiePie I mean he made fun of my Pen Pineapple Apple Pen video
This fucking guy got 9 million views off this trend?
Oh now the real cringe begins.
No don't recreate it.
He put himself in there.
And I roasted Matthias because he was making fun of my neck!
Whoa!
That is the longest neck I've ever seen!
So I'm sorry guys.
I can't roast leafy because hes always been nice to me.
What's this?
LEAFY ROASTED YOU IN HIS VIDEO ON MISHA RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
I'm not trying to start drama but did you hear what Leafy said about you guys?
Chad! Leafy just roasted you, Matthias and Misha!
What did he say about Matthias?
Check it out
You know this kind of looks like the type of guy that would stand outside Walmart and
just try to sell some prescription pills to people walking in and out of Walmart.
How dare he! Nobody roasts Matthias!
but you roasted Matthias
Oh yeah, I did‚ Well, nobody roasts Matthias except for me! Speaking of me, what
did Leafy say about me?
This is quite possibly the most important
and this motherfucker looks like the type of guy that would buy the prescription pills
off of the other guy, alright
OK, I've heard enough!
What are you doing?
I'm leaving‚ or should I say...Leafy...ing
Pssst, you want to buy some prescription pills?
Oh hey yeah, do you have anything for boredom?
Depends on what is making you bored
I've been watching a lot of LeafyIsHere videos
I have just the thing! A bottle of Kill Yourself!
Hmmm, do you have anything less permanent?
Less permanent...
The only other thing to make you feel better is to burn down the forest.
A forest fire?...but... because a forest fire burns leaves!
Exactly. You need to burn leafy.
Thanks Matthias, you give the best prescriptions!
Any time I need to totally burn somebody I do hella crazy research so I started analyzing
Leafys video the one where he roasted us.
Uh what the fuck was that?
No joke i'm actually convinced now that the Devil is actually living inside this little
child.
You want to talk about the devil, Leafy? Well lets open up our bibles - In the beginning
God said let there be the devil because the world needs to learn about evil. AND let there
be LeafyIsHere because the devil needs to learn about evil as well. AMEN
OK who the fuck are you Mr trumpet boy on top of his trailer park? What the fuck?
What the...Trumpet boy? You think that is a trumpet? That is literally a sax! But I
guess I shouldn't be surprised that you have zero experience with ANY three letter words
beginning with s and ending in x.
So I got back to hacking, and I noticed Leafy never shows his face. And instead always shows
gameplay footage. The rumor is it's because he is actually a reptilian. It's no wonder
his followers are always commenting Hissss on all my videos. I then discovered iDubbz
who made a Content Cop episode exposing that Leafys name is Calvin Vail and that he doesn't
have a chin!
For a short time I was very concerned about Leafy. I wasn't sure if he had no chin at
all cuz some pictures he covered up entirely. Some pictures you could almost see something
peaking out there. But I want to find out for certain so, I pounded the pavement printed
out some flyers to see if any one has found his lost chin.
I then found out Leafy hires his friends to help make his videos.
A guy that's been working for Leafy doing all of his animations and leafy promised him
a shoutout and leafy just never gave him a shout out.
Nick goes on to explain that it takes him 4 to 5 hours to make these animations for
Leafy's channel. And when he complained about not getting a shout out Leafy actually asked
Nick if $20 was OK.
But any way I decided to hack my way into the future and discovered that 20 years from
now LeafyIsHere is a goody goody social justice warrior.
Well, what's up guys welcome back to a brand video on the golly gee go lucky internet.
And when I say guys that includes girls, transgenders, bi-genders, gender fluid, non-binary, and
artificial intelligence viewers as well.
If you're new here this is a politically correct safe space that is inclusive of all peoples
non peoples, and poly-species as well. Well all accept cis white males!
But no, I'm completely joking. With that being said, let's just get right into this shizow.
Ba ba ba ba ba. But yeah let's just check our privilege and dive right into it.
So I started investigating, why would Leafy go from Cyberbully to Social Justice Warrior?
I think it's because the future Misha sang an emotional song that really triggered Leafy's
heart strings.
Warned them Leafy is an asshole. Leaf's a retard. Leafy is an asshole who bullies little
kids. I warned them leafy is here, pyrocynical, ricegum and keemstar they are all.
So that song really touched Leafy deeply and that's why he changed his ways. Well, either
that or because he was losing thousands of subscribers every day. It's anybody's guess
really
Either way, future leafy changes so much that he even endorses Killer Keemstar for
president of the United States.
Now already my campaign is being endorsed by some of the top YouTubers including the
#1 social justice warrior channel on all of YouTube, LeafyIsHere.
Well that's enough about future Leafy. Let's focus on the current Leafy who
just dissed me and dissed my friends and for that, he is getting his own diss track!
All my friends like Leafy cuz they're slow They wait on YouTube for his new upload
He clickbaits them in just for views They don't know he's worse than FouseyTube
Hey what's up Misha!
Hi Chad! I'm back...again
Hey were you listening to my Leafy diss track? What do you think?
Yes, it sounds good but it should be faster
Good idea, I'll try speeding it up a couple octaves
and try modulating the vocals with a vocoder
They don't call you Misha the music genius for nothing!
Alright, how does this sound?
Leafy's the only one I know.
Sounds awesome!
Praying for more real estate just above his throat
His channels bleeding and tampon full full full
I-I-I I've got a migraine
And my pains to blame on the waste Leafy makes
Thank God for gameplay
cuz gameplays will always be better than his face
cuz that face is only loved by GradeA
Hey Calvin Vail I fail to be your aficionado
Mundane as a chairlift in Vail, Colorado
Never are you clever 'cept for when you hire friends
$20 for 5 hours and a shout out that's pretend
Let it be said what this diss track represents
Is me defending all my friends
It's me condemning all your pretentious mess
That malicious incognizant reptilian clique
represented best by brainless hisssssssss..tory taught
If you've not slopped iDubbz jock
you're gonna get Content Cop'd
Phone is froze on your videos I guess I'll drink bleach
Cuz sometimes death is better than Leafy on my screen
Leafys the only one I know
Praying for more real estate just above his throat
His channels bleeding and tampon full
Now I'll go with one last sick burn‚ #niceshirt
Leafys the only one I know
Praying for more real estate just above his throat
His channels bleeding and tampon full
Now I'll go with one last sick burn‚ nice shirt
Whooo, he got roasted!
Alright guys as most of you already know this whole video is one big joke I don't hate Leafy.
I did go a lot harder on him then I have on every one else in the past because I feel
like he can handle it you know?
Any way, all of the Leafy fans have already left a dislike down below so please go down
there and give me a thumbs up to help counter balance all those dislikes.
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Oh yeah my video on Leafy is here 20 years in the future is right here definitely check
that out.
And I will see you guys real soon with a brand new video!