It’s the MUFC Factor!
The search for Manchester United’s next Manager continues!
Cut! There’s no way Mr Potato Head over here gets a say…
- Oh, p-p-please Cristiano - Security, take him away!
It’ll be my fecking pleasure…
- R-R-Roy Keane? - Yes, R-R-Roy Keane!
- Action! -Security!
Mauricio from Paris...
OLE! I meant HOLA!
- Is that Ole? - Yes, this is more cringe than his farewell interview...
Move on, Ole. Please, move on.
I’ll be giving that exact same advice to Harry Maguire in the January transfer window.
I swear he’s just Phil Jones in disguise.
- S-st-stop bullying me! - "S-st-stop bullying me!" It’s fecking embarrassing!
- Ted from the USA - Howdy, folks!
- No way. That guy looks like a total nonce... - Agreed!
I don’t want him anywhere near this club or Cristiano Junior...
Wayne from Derby!
I heard you’re looking for an interim...
Jesus Christ… he’s almost as stupid as Harry Maguire…
- Stop b-b-bullying me! - "S-st-stop b-b-bullying me!" You fecking embarrassing!
Sir Alex from Skirtland!
Come on Cristiano, it’s time for one last dance!
- That’s Ole again right? - Whether it’s Ole or Sir Alex, my answer is the same.
No way! It’s all your fault that I came back to this banter club!
Steve from the job centre…
Sorry, son. The move is off…
Roy from the Republic or Ireland
What he said, I’m Roy from Ireland… Roy Keane.
Roy Keane? You don’t look like Roy Keane...
- Well, I am Roy Keane... - You don’t even sound Irish..
Oh, now you’re making me get fecking angry ye fecking flute!
No, you still don’t sound Irish…
Ah bejesus, bejoseph, be-bissaka
Beheaded!
And you’re fecking next Harry!
Jurgen from Liverpool
- What?! - Jurgen Klopp?!
Golden buzzer!
Slight misunderstanding - I don't want the Man United job...
I’m just here to advertise the 442oons 5-0 merchandise, available in the comments!!!
Unai from Transylvania...
- Good Ebening! - Goodbye!
You'll regret it in the Champions League on Tuesday!
Mark Goldbridge from the internet!
- I meant Mr Duncan Ferguson… - Anything to get him out of my club...
Jose from Rome
I’m not here to audition! I’m here to gloat!
You sacked the mighty Jose… Put Ole at the Wheel…
He drove like Marcus Alonso Tell me how good does it feel?
HAHA! Ole Ole Ole! Ole Ole Ole!
The actual Roy from Ireland!
I’m the legend Manchester United deserves AND needs right now!
- Holy shit! - No way!
Argh! Ye fecking langers!
He’d probably force me to start tracking back and helping the team!
Zinedine from France
GOLDEN BUZZER to the next round!
Wait! I’m not the bald manager you are looking for…
He’s not the bald manager we are looking for…
And neither am I before you ask!
And neither is Pep before we ask!
I am the bald manager you are looking for!
GOLDEN BUZZER to the next round!
Yes! Sean Dychiola has hit the big time!
The actual Mauricio from Paris!