(Slams Controller)
I am done!
Freaking done!
I am still playing. So...
Corn, can you grab that controller and play?
I'm gonna protect him here.
Oh fuck fuck fuck.
What are you doing?
Dad, what the fuck are you doing?!
Dad?!
Dad, what the hell?!
Get off of it, please!
Shut up.
Dad!
No, it was not intentional! God it is fucking freezing out!
What are you doing? Did you...
What did you grab?
Do not worry about it!
Is that your gun?!
What the fuck are you doing? Dad?
Stay back!
Dad, it is just a fucking game!
It is a game!
Oh fuck!
Fuck!
Dad!
Dad, stop!
Please!
This is really fucking immature!
Dad! This has to happen!
That is an expensive console!
(Gun shot)
Now it is done!
What the fuck?!
(Yeti Call)
Did you just shoot it?
Yeah, I shot it!
You deserve it!
You embarrassed me on there. That's what you were after.
I wasn't trying to embarrass you! I thought we could actually play for once!
You got a job. Now give up the games!
I am not going to give up the job! I need something to do in my spare time, and that is what I love doing!
You do it in your spare time. Do not live it!
You just fucking shot my console! Do you know how much that costs?
I do not care!
This is going to take at least like a week's worth of work!
Yeah! Now you have a job!
Yeah. I am still gonna be playing!
Not on that!
You do it part-time!
You got a job!
You did that on purpose!
THAT WAS REALLY DANGEROUS!
You cannot just fucking shoot shit!
You might as well just fucking shot me! Do you know how much this matters to me?
Holy fuck!
Ah! Fuck!
FUCK!
It did not even...
It did not even go through!
Holy shit!
Fuck!
What the hell is wrong with you? Honestly!
What is wrong with me?
To think that you can just do this! We were actually playing!
You intentionally embarrassed me! That's what you did!
No! You are embarrassing yourself because you did not take time to learn!
Oh, I did not take time?
You did not show me!
You just quit like honestly a big fucking baby!
Oh, I am a big baby?
Yeah!
You couldn't win, so you decided to destroy this!
Yeah, I did!
That's because you intentionally did that to me!
You knew you were going to do that! Were you not?
This does not teach me anything!
You got a job! Now give it up! It is over!
Oh yeah! How about I give up the job?
How about I give up the job?
You do not dare!
But you are going to give up playing with me?
Yeah, I gave it up!
I gave it up years ago because I had to have a life. I had to have a job.
You got a job. Now you can give it up too.
There are more important things than just sitting around in a room playing games!
You think it is so easy...
Just to give up playing games? I don't know why you did that...
And you did yourself a disservice because you maybe you still do not know how to have fun
And you will not be such a jackass all the time!
Oh, I am a jackass?
Who is the jackass now? You are!
Why? Because you fucking shot my console?
Because you are screaming at me!
I am quitting the farm!
Go ahead! You will be out in your ass!
You want to rage quit like that and look super immature and quit the game because you can't win?!
You want to quit your job...
I wanted you to do something for me!
And you did it, but then you destroyed it!
You embarrassed me in there!
You em...
You embarrassed me in there!
You got...what you got coming to you!
And you are not quitting that farm. If you do, you are out on your ass. Do you hear me?
I have done it before, I will do it again.
Alright. So you are saying "you're out"?
No.
Then you are still working!
Yeah, I am still going to work because now I need to buy a new fucking Xbox One.
That is right!
Because you cannot play a game and learn to have fun.
Because you cannot switch off.
I cannot switch off! I never could!