WE
WE CANNOT
WE CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE WILL GET INTO NEXT.
I'M DEBATING WHETHER THIS IS A
GOOD IDEA.
GOOD IDEA. TIGER WOODS JUST MADE A GREAT
COMEBACK, TOM BRADY IS STILL
WINNING SUPER BOWLS, GEORGE
FOREMAN BECAME A REALLY GOOD
GRILLER LATE IN LIFE.
WHY CAN'T HE RISE FROM THE
ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE
FLAME?
FLAME?
FLAME? I
FLAME? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THE
OTHER NIGHT SPORTS CATS BUT I
STILL GOT IT, I'M STILL AGILE.
BRING IT.
BRING IT.
BRING IT. I'VE BEEN IN TRAINING.
MAYBE NOT.
MAYBE NOT. BEFORE WE REBOOT THIS THING,
LET'S LOOK BACK AT SOME OF MY
FAVORITE MOMENTS FROM YEARS
PAST.
PAST.
PAST. >>
PAST. >> WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?
HEAVYWEIGHT.
HEAVYWEIGHT. >> HOW CAN I GUESS.
>> I LIKE IT.
I LIKE IT A LOT.
>> SEE HOW YOU FELL OVER?
YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
>> [ SHOUTING ]
>> SHUT HER DOWN.
SHUT HER DOWN.
>> I LOVE CHEAP SHOT.
>> OUT.
>> OUT.
>> OUT. >> I'M GIFTED.
>> WERE GOING TO GET THE
STARTING GATE AND GO FOR REAL.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> LITTLE RED JACKET.
>> WHAT ARE WE PLAYING FOR?
>> CANDY BAR.?
WHAT KIND?
WHAT KIND? >> CHOCOLATE.
>> CHOCOLATE. >> AT A BOY.
>> YOU GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT
FOR YOU KNOW.?
NO, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
>> FAIR IS FAIR.
HERE'S YOUR CANDY BAR.
>> NICE TRY BUT KEEP
PRACTICING.
PRACTICING. >> I WELL.
>> TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO IN
THE FIRST THING THEY DO IS
FREEZE UP.
FREEZE UP. HOPEFULLY YOU WON'T FREEZE UP.
>> SOME MIGHT SAY THIS VENTURE
ON MY PART IS ILL-ADVISED.
A BAD CAREER MOVE.
JUST PLUM SILLY.
I SAY, BOWL.
>> RING THE BOWL.
>> GOING TO FINISH STRONG NOW.
>> I CAN STREAM ON THAT.
I'M SHAVING DOWN.
I GOT TO TERMS OF TIME.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE
DOWN.
DOWN.
DOWN. FULL BODY SUIT FOR YOU.
>> I LIKE IT.
I LIKE IT A LOT.
>> [ SHOUTING ]
>> 300S FASTER.
>> HE IS KICKING YOUR BUTT.
>> [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?
WHEN DID YOU COME WITH ME?
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON. WHEN IT YOU COME DOWNSTAIRS
WITH ME YOU LITTLE BIRD CHESTED
GEEK?
GEEK?
GEEK? >>
GEEK? >> THAT'S FUNNY.
FAIR ENOUGH.
FAIR ENOUGH. >> [ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ LAUGHTER ]
>> RANDY, I DON'T LIKE THIS
ASSIGNMENT.
ASSIGNMENT. >> LET'S CRACK SOME SCHOOLS.
GOODFELLOW TOILET.
GOODFELLOW TOILET. SORRY.
SORRY.
SORRY. LIKE THE MAD STORK.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT STRAIGHT
ARM.
ARM.
ARM. I'M
ARM. I'M LIKE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
I'M SO HOT.
MAGIC TIME.
MAGIC TIME. MAGIC TIME.
MAGIC TIME. THAT'S WHEN TALKING ABOUT.
>> WE DID HELICOPTER AND AN
AMBULANCE.
AMBULANCE. >> THE GAME WAS OFFICIALLY
POSTPONED.
POSTPONED. AT LEAST IT'S NOT ...
>> LET'S GO.
FREE THROW?
FREE THROW? >> ONE-ON-ONE?
>> ONE-ON-ONE? AND HORSE?
AND HORSE? NO PRESSURE.
NO PRESSURE. SERIOUSLY.
SERIOUSLY. >> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> ALL RIGHT, HORSE.
DOUBLE.
DOUBLE.
DOUBLE. BANK.
BANK.
BANK. HALF-COURT ME.
HALF-COURT ME. WHAT'S UP.
WHAT'S UP. NOW IS YOU GOT?
NOW LET'S SEE YOU KNOCK THIS
DOWN.
DOWN.
DOWN. OH
DOWN. OH MY GOODNESS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S FINE.
THAT'S FINE. BUT THIS IS YOUR HOUSE.
LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE.
NIGH SHOT.
NIGH SHOT. CROSSOVER.
CROSSOVER. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. I GOT SOMETHING ELSE.
>> COME ON GENTLEMEN, LET'S GO.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> HANG ON, YOU WANT A PIECE OF
ME?
ME?
ME? WE
ME? WE LET YOU GO FIRST.
YOU HAVE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE.
>> YOU WANT ME TO WEAR THIS?
>> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DRIVE
ONE OF THESE.
>> IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
I THINK IT IS BROKE.
I HAVE TO MAKE A MAD DASHBOARD.
DASH FOR IT.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY?
SERIOUSLY? >> I STARTED, I'M SO SORRY.?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
EQUAL PARTS LAUGHTER AND
HORROR.
HORROR.
HORROR. WHICH HURT THE MOST?
THAT ONE.
THAT ONE.
THAT ONE. THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY ARE SO
PAINFUL.
PAINFUL.
PAINFUL. >> WE HAVE HAD A COUPLE THAT
WERE NOT EVEN THE CLIPS THAT
HURT WORSE.
HURT WORSE. I WENT SNOWMOBILING AND THE
WINDSHIELD HIT MY CHIN IS I
WENT OVER A JUMP AND IT
DISLOCATED MY JOB AND I HAD TO
GO TO METHODIST.
STUFF LIKE THAT, IT'S PART OF
IT.
IT.
IT. AS
IT. AS GOOFY AND AS CRAZY AND
RECKLESS AS IT GETS, I THINK,
WHAT I TAKE PRIDE IN, IS THAT
WE SHOWCASED SOME REALLY GREAT
RECREATIONAL OPPORTUNITIES AND
SOME AWESOME PEOPLE OUT THERE.
>> FUN THINGS TO DO IN
MINNESOTA.
MINNESOTA. CAREFULLY.
CAREFULLY. ER INSURANCE WILL COVER THIS IS
WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME.
>> DEAL KIND OF IN
NEGOTIATIONS WITH THAT.
>> THAT SHOT YOU DID WAS FIRST
DAY.?
DAY.?
DAY.? FIRST DAY.
FIRST DAY. BUT HERS WAS THE FIRST TAKE.
I SWEAR I'M NOT MAKING