♪ (punk rock music) ♪
♪ (piano plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and goes off-key) ♪
(in video: keys jangle)
- Wait, I think I've seen this.
Oh wait, yes! I've seen one of these.
- (gasps) I love this!
- (mom) Hey.
- (dad) How's it going? - (mom) It's good, you?
- (dad) Good.
What do you want to do for dinner?
- (Coco) No.
You can't talk to her right now.
- Oh, he's supposed to be the two year old?
(laughing) What?
- (dad) What?
- (Coco, snobbishly) You can't talk to her right now
because I'M talking to her right now.
- Oh god, that happens all the time. (giggles)
- (dad) Uh, okay, well-- that's my wife.
And I can talk to my wife whenever I want to talk to my wife.
- (Coco) No. She's NOT your wife.
- (cracking up) - (Coco) She's the princess.
- (dad) What? - (Coco) Okay.
So she's playing with me.
So you just... go over there right now.
- That's so funny 'cause a two year old would totally say this.
- Oh my god! I love these.
- (mom clears throat) - (Coco) Look at how much fun we're having.
(snickers)
- Aww! (chuckles)
- (chuckling) Oh, that's great. Oh, that's too good.
(pattering footsteps) ♪ (ominous music) ♪
(door creaks)
- (dad) What are you doing out of bed?
- (Coco) I just think I need to read one more story.
- (dad) Where's your pajamas?
- (giggling) - (Coco) Um...
I just took them off.
(dad) Okay, well, go get them and bring them here.
We'll put them back on, and then you gotta go back to bed.
- (Coco) No.
Because I'm naked, I'm the boss.
(uncontrollable laughter)
- (dad) Uh, that doesn't actually qualify you to be the boss.
- (Coco) I'm the boss.
- (dad) Look, we all know who the real boss is.
- Are they about to kiss?
The real boss is the one that does the tickling.
- (Coco giggles) - No!
(Coco giggles uncontrollably)
- This is getting strange.
- That just does not look right. (laughs)
- It's so funny. Oh my god.
- (dad) Okay, go get your PJs on. - (Coco) Okay.
(rustling noises)
- Oh, I've seen this one. I've seen this one.
This is amazing.
- (Coco) Um... - (laughs) The butterfly wings.
- Oh, those little wings.
- (Coco) I want one more cookie. - (giggles)
- (dad) Well, you can't have any more cookies.
- (Coco) Yeah, but I want one more cookie.
- (dad, sternly) You can't have any more cookies!
- I love him so much!
- (Coco) I want... more cookies.
(snickering)
- (dad) Okay. You can have one more cookie.
- She's so cute!
- (dad) But that's gotta be it.
- Oh my gosh, she's so cute. - (Coco giggles)
(chuckles fondly)
- How can you say no to that face?
♪ (swing music) ♪
- She's like the sassiest two year old ever!
(laughing)
♪ (punk rock music) ♪
- (Finebros) So what were those videos about?
- A conversation with my two year old daughter.
Well, not my two year old daughter--
but I assume his two year old daughter.
- We just watched a grown man acting as if he was a two year old.
- (Finebros) Did you like the videos? - I love them.
- I loved it!
'Cause it was adorably awkward.
- Yeah, totally, I'm gonna subscribe right when I get home.
- (Finebros) So this YouTube channel has been around for less than
half a year, already has more than 400,000 subscribers.
- Good for them.
- (Finebros) Why is this such a good idea for a show?
- Because kids say the funniest things ever,
and then if you just replaced it with
an older man saying it, it's just awkward.
- Something about seeing an older man
saying things that come out of a little kid's mouth is funny.
- No one takes the two year old seriously,
and so when you see a grown man that you're supposed to take seriously
saying what the two year old says, it's like, "Oh my god.
That was the most ridiculous thing ever."
- I was a two year old at one point.
We were all two year olds at one point, so we can all relate.
- Kid videos have been around since the beginning of YouTube,
so now they're just taking that idea and changing it,
which is genius. (laughs)
- (Finebros) How do you think the grown man did
as the two year old? - It's pretty spot on.
- He did a good job.
- I think he was great.
- He's so good at playing a two year old girl.
I believe it.
- (Finebros) Have you ever had experience dealing with two year olds?
- Yeah.
You have to understand they're not like other people
who have well developed thoughts and feelings.
- Two year olds are very possessive and they're kind of scary.
- Little girls have so much control over the entire world.
It's so scary.
- I babysit little three year old kids
all the time and they act exactly like that.
- I have a cousin.
We went to Disneyland for my birthday,
and he decided that he needed to go to the bathroom
in the middle of Main Street.
- They act like they were born on Sassafras Street.
They just say the funniest, weirdest things and--
oh my god, I just can't... (sighs) deal.
- When my sister was little,
she threatened to rip off my eyebrows for no reason.
She's like, "I'm gonna rip off your eyebrows while you're sleeping."
(clang!) (Finebros, gruffly) DAAAAARK!
- (Finebros) The girl's name is Coco.
How do you think Coco is gonna feel about this when she's older?
- First of all, that's a cool name.
- Coco-- that's the name of my dog!
Oh wait, that's not a good thing. (laughs)
- I think she's gonna love it.
- When she gets to a certain age, she'll be like, "Dad!
That's so embarrassing! Why would you do that?"
- It's like looking at old photos of yourself, except they're videos
that have been watched by millions of people.
- (Finebros) Do you wish that your parents had documented
things you did when you were younger?
- Okay, so... I don't think so
just 'cause my parents are Israeli,
and so they would just be screaming all the time.
- Well, yeah, and I wish they had a video camera going 24-7 my entire life.
Being able to watch yourself to grow and develop like that
will give you a lot of insight into who you are as a person.
- When we were really young, they did a lot of stuff
and then slowly, as we got older, they stopped.
I used to be like this really chubby-- like huge, really chubby.
I had glasses, a huge gap between my two front teeth,
and there's this video...
You know that song "Santa, Baby"?
♪ Santa, baby ♪
♪ Why are you looking at me tonight? ♪
It is the most embarrassing thing, but everybody watches it.
- (Finebros) So back to the series, do you believe these
are real conversations that he had with his daughter?
- I hope so.
I really hope that they're real conversations.
- I wouldn't doubt it,
but he probably might exaggerate it a little bit.
- I believe that they're based on real conversations,
but I don't know if what's being said
is actually what a two year old would say.
- I think they're very believable because, I mean--
that does seem like something a two year old would say.
- Kids are that creative and crazy. (laughs)
- (Finebros) And if Coco is watching, what do you want to say to her?
- Hi, Coco!
You're so cute! I just love you.
- You're adorable.
- You're a star.
I'm a big fan.
- Please don't turn... into a man.
- You're very funny. One day you'll understand why.
- (Finebros) What do you think they'll do when she isn't two anymore?
The YouTube channel is even called Convos With My 2 Year Old.
- Oh. They didn't think this through very well, did they?
- Don't stop the channel, please!
- They're gonna have another baby,
and it's gonna be a YouTube baby.
It'll be one of us!
- Well, if it stays as big as it is then they'll probably make
Convos With My 3 Year Old.
- Convos With My 5 Year Old,
and then Convos With My Teenager,
and then Convos With My 20 Year Old.
Like, and keep going-- I think that'd be really funny
and you could go up all the different ages,
all the way up to Convos With My Gravestone or something.
(clang!) - (Finebros) DAAAAARK!!!
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- (in squeaky voice) ♪ Santa, baby ♪
♪ Why are you looking at me tonight? ♪