Previously on Gabbin' With Gaperman...
Secret footage was leaked today of a late night video chat
between Swellview's own Captain Man and Swellview's own Jeff.
Go! Go! Go! Take it! Take it all with your mouth!
You guys don't want to tell me who leaked the video? OK.
But I'll tell ya what.
You're all gonna pay.
All of you.
Another day, another leaked video.
More like 500 leaked videos, Trent.
- Uh, no Mary, more like five. - Hundred.
Just five.
These newly leaked videos involve 400 seemingly random teens.
Just four.
And one man with a dog, and no one knows why.
Ray, what did you do?
I told you you'd all pay.
[speaking German]
[laughing]
OK, you can do this. You can do this.
People do this. Why not you?
Yeah, OK.
Because today is the day that Miles beats
the final boss on Lonely Wizard!
Because Miles has...
A new wizard hat!
So, what have you guys been doing lately?
Quarantine stuff, the same as everybody.
Buddy, I have something important to tell you.
And Miles also has new gamer glasses!
Will you move to Swellview with me when quarantine ends?
Miles is about to beat this game!
[laughing]
Why not? I thought we had something.
Uh, Buddy, open up, talk to me, please.
Hey, got any tea?
Yeah, what are we doing here?
Is this a tea party or what?
Yeah! Why am I here?
Just do that again.
Now it's even worse, alright.
I got this flower for you.
Nothing?
Yeah, we got tea.
So go get it!
OK!
And some tiny sandwiches!
OK!
Wait, why am I dying? No!
No, no, no, no!
No! I don't want to be lonely, no!
[speaking German]
[laughing]
OK, bye! This was great. I can't wait to do it again!
You're beaking my heart.
Oh my God! Why? Why?
[yelling]
[laughing]
Buddy!
[crying]
[laughing]
- Oosh. - Yikes.
[laughing]
It wasn't cool to leak those videos of us, Ray.
Oh, but it was cool when you guys leaked my video?
We didn't leak your video! I'm pretty sure.
I have a bad memory.
- Listen, we've all made mistakes here. - Thank you.
But your mistakes were bigger than mine.
No!
It was worse when it did it to me because my feelings are the most important!
[arguing]
Alright, alright. I said alright!
You know that expression two wrongs always make a right?
Of course.
Well, that applies here.
'Cause Schwoz gave us all punch through screens.
Oh.
Ow! Alright, you know what?
- My turn. - Pump the brakes.
Hey, hey, hey. No--
Hey, hey, hey! It's Jeff! Scatter, scatter, scatter!
- What's up, Jeff? - Oh, hey buddy.
Uh, I just wanted to apologize for leaking that video.
- You leaked the video? - Yeah.
I just look so dope in these tiny shorts, I thought the world needed to see 'em.
Yeah.
This is what the people want.
Anyway, I'll see you tonight.
Love you, online buddy! Bye!
- So it was Jeff. - Of course.
That guy is so smart.
What do you say we call this one even?
- Even? - Nah!
[punching]
Ow! Alright, I got it! Ow! Hey, hey, hey!
Ah, ok! You're fired! You're all fired!
[punching]
I'm OK--
[grunting]