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How's it going guys? And welcome to Reaction Time, and today I'm joined by the man himself...
@DangMattSmith
and we are gonna be looking at the most unfortunate
and funniest names ever given
to people
you guys do not know what you are in for like
Mr. D***smasher times
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What!!!( Both starting to laugh )
that may be too innaproprite
Wait is it D***smasher?
Is that his last name or is it like...
Shipped to D***smasher X Micronc*ck
That could be his company you know he's got
company co-owned telling lies and I'm a
Is he selling products on Amazon?
oh this guy just ok we got like a little
yearbook here you know nice and his name
is Jesus condom was a hand through
(Both) Oh its Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
Well the last name is Condom so we're good on that
Its Jesus Condom, (Guy to the right) Jesus Condom
up the cross before you about a put on
the condom or you know just do the nasty
it might be pronounced differently
It could be like "Jesus Condom" (Con-Dome) Oh...
reelect Judy Graham swallows
24 years of experience register of deeds
she does good deed and she swallowed she
has 24 years of experience
mature you got a dirty mind and come on
if she does she's running forward with
the fucking shoot you
haha if she loses the election that's
going to be hard for her to swallow you
ever into real estate need a proper
agent I think I just spit your real
estate near operated make sure you go
and bend over bend over there are there
out there you over then thereafter bend
over
he always told me to bend over, and i was just like
that's sexual harassment; no its my, my
name
yeah because if you bend over what does
he just go Benjamin you have Benjamin
just changed don't even do the nickname
thing engine and over sounds very classy
well I don't know that constant like
Benjamin over it sound like Benjamin go
outside I really quick that's the name
though it's not my fault maybe I had a
lot of business
how much did this and talking about this
business
I mean can change his name to hey Suze
today's winner congratulations
dixie normous Dixon or why did you
notice everybody and his name is always
the name his name is Dixie normous but
they sell your dicks enormous no I mean
if you if you say it together
it's a dixie normous ok 50 Norma's yet
Dixie nice Dixie normous I just feel bad
to whoever you know like like after
wedding you know the minister going to
grasp to material enjoyments it's pretty
nifty little dixie normous i can
definitely tell the parents did this
purposefully a hundred percent did it on
purpose
they're like how about Dixie LOL why
dish see ya there last thing is enormous
dixie normous these parents goddamn it's
all the parents fault where we didn't
even think about that it's not even
their fault not theirs a parent which is
going to meet you
this guy this guy's name right here
is jack goff but if you said together
sounds like Jack dog jacket all jack off
jack off jack off jack
it's just made me mad like his name Jack
ok that is Jack you sick minded best not
my paws jag-offs want the truth
there's a good documentary on a very
well-known man the man the myth the
legend just insider what I did not just
say what you guys think I said it's just
insider like you know when you my guy
you say I'm just insider what why Justin
why don't you wanna meet you
you got another job interview all our
jobs hey what's going on is my name's uh
I'm just insider you got it you got to
have a pause in between like if you're
going in for interview you got how many
Justin cider you know yeah and we're
going I'm not you can apply for this
position you need a name tag here at
walmart.com just inside the hell were
you doing
you just inside a what what what what
did you say your name dick towel
hello my name is Nick town you want to
stay on the phone you go
we met just inside house oh yeah but
what it's like
their names are right after each other's
dick pound just inside like that's just
that's some next-level shit
calm down hello my name is my clitoris
Michael you get that one was nothing
wrong with the dumb thing like it's just
like Michael my just my clitoris
yeah Michael to my way my political my
click my haha my clitoris these ppl are
nasty nasty brunette from it's about it
the right way we're just like Michael
glorious he could go he could easily go
by Michael though looking like all this
hoard yeah Michael taurus to cock chew
his name is mr. so should we call mr.
cost or haha mr. Cox with my father call
me chew you can call me 22 committee
what did you just say my name is Judah
cock you want you to my cock this is
hilarious name fails i hope you guys
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being said what you think this was a lot
of names out here who you know the
parents weren't thinking they should
have thought twice dish instead of me
fast just you it sounds like yeah yeah
we should call him just insider isn't
okay we're calling jack
yeah we had no feeling well now he was
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