[music playing]
Okay, everyone, places.
[groaning]
[chuckles] How's that?
Hmm. Not quite there. I think we need to lose a limb.
No, Lucy, No!
Here, Lynn. Don't forget your chainsaw.
Ah.
A little homemade blood, and you're good to go.
You're a real pro, honey.
I should have let you do this years ago.
That's okay, Mom.
I'm just glad to finally get my chance.
I'm so thrilled, I can barely contain myself.
I know, honey. I can see it all over your face.
I literally vant to suck your blood.
Hmm. Missing something. Fangs, here!
[gasping]
If you wanna make it more authentic,
he could bite your neck.
No! I mean, this is fine.
[laughing]
Hang on, Luan. Your monster needs more stitches.
That's sew much better! [laughing]
- Get it? - No puns in the maze.
[groaning]
Looks great, Leni. But don't forget this.
[gasping]
Why do I have to look so pale?
You've just been decapitated.
Well, I'd still put on some blush.
[music playing]
[gasping]
[music playing]
Ready to rock, oh, mistress of the dark.
[music playing]
Drop down an octave and try it in D minor.
That's the spookiest key.
Okay, guys, the Loud Family haunted corn maze
is officially open.
Let's bring on the screams, people.
[music playing]
Siblings, assemble!
It's almost time for the annual ritual
of deception versus confection; street name, trick or treating!
Four score and seven pieces of candy ago.
Give me your tired, your poor,
your delicious treats yearning to be in my tummy!
Hmm...patriotic, but unlikely to generate
maximum candy collection.
Oh, yeah?
We're also a mermaid and a pirate.
And salt and pepper shakers.
This way we can hit each house three times.
That means three times the candy.
Yes. I am familiar with basic multiplication.
Your strategy is cute, but mine is far superior.
Going as a kangaroo. I doubt it.
Kangaroo plus baby roo.
[cooing]
[gasping]
[music playing]
I hope nobody else is dressed as a lobster.
Pssh, no way, these costumes are great.
If there's a contest, we're definitely going to win.
I bet the prize will be something awesome
and sixth gradery, like... deodorant.
Ooh.
Hey, you guys were supposed to silence your phones.
Who are you even texting?
Leni, that's not how you spell bored.
Sorry, guys,
but we've been listening for hours.
When do we get to the costumes?
You guys look perfect.
To the con.
Wahoo! Rock 'n roll! [screaming]
Nice using your jetpack, Night Club!
It all started with my first grade play.
[music playing]
Welcome to the Magic Forest. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Timber!
[laughing]
Lucy and Haiku each have three votes.
As sitting president, it is my duty to choose the--
Is this the mortician's club?
[gasping]
Lincoln? What in Haiti's handbag are you doing here?
Oh, well, I was hoping to join you guys.
I've really taken an interest in death lately.
[screaming] A dead snake!
[groaning]
That was an excited scream.
[music playing]
I thought you guys were going as Ace Savy and one-eyed Jack.
Uh, w-we are. We're Ace and Jack undercover,
trying to crack the case of the missing crumpets.
Check it out.
I found some really cute dresses at the thrift store for you.
I even found two of these so we could match.
Ooh, now you're gonna get all the boys attention.
Uh, Carlota, this isn't really my--
Here, this covers up the mothball smell.
[grunting] Let's go get that ghost.
Wait. Let me try one.
That ghost is gonna be toast.
Hi-yah!
Lincoln, you left one of your blasty toys!
[laughing]
Be cool, Dad. It's called a ghost phaser.
One luchador will be crowned, champion of the world!
[music playing]
Love these capes you made.
[squawking] Perfect fit.
It's literally happening! Lucy's finally ready!
Will this hurt?
[chattering]
[everyone] Too peppy.
[chattering]
[everyone] Too poofy.
[chattering]
[everyone] Too princess-y.
[chattering]
[everyone] Too... perfect!
Hmm...I can live with this. What do you think, Fangs?
Eww, eww! No more bat!
These sure are bright. Oh, but this one's pretty cool.
Oh, that one belongs to my prima Esmeralda.
She was a rebel. We don't talk about her.
No, you will be wearing something much better.
My first dress.
[grunting]
I knew you'd love it.
Oh, just wait until you see it with the makeup.
Makeup?
The next part of your training is all about doing this.
Holding in a fart?
No smiling.
Hey, guys, who's ready to laugh?
Whoopsie doodle!
Now, who put this here?
Um, you did, obviously.
Maybe these glasses will help me see better!
Eye-a-watha!
[music playing]
I really gotta get my prescription checked.
Wait. I have a vision.
[music playing]
[roaring]
Ah! Perfecto.
Now, we have to do something about that hair.
[horn honking]
[shrieking]
Whoa.
Better but she's still too clean.
You have to look
like you've gotten into a few fights.
How are we going to do that?
Here, hold this.
Ew, tuna? Why tuna?
Oh, you'll see.
[meowing]
[screaming]
Ow! Ooh! Uh! Really, Carl?
You can't argue with the results.
Ooh.
What a haul.
Maybe we should take it to your house
because my sisters will pounce on it.
Well, if we take it to my house, my dads will lock it up
and only let me have three ounces a week.
Hmm. We need a plan C.
[grunting]