FAKE OR FLOP.
>> James: THE WAY THIS WORKS IS SIMPLE.
I'M GOING TO DESCRIBE TO THE AUDIENCE THE PLOT OF A MOVIE.
I'M ALSO GOING TO SHOW ITS POSTER.
BAITIONED ON WHAT AUDIENCE MEMBERS HAVE SEEN AND HEARD THEY
MUST DECIDE WHETHER THIS FILM IS SOMETHING WE MADE UP, A FAKE OR
IS A GENUINE FILM THAT WAS A FLOP.
OKAY.
WHO HERE THINKS THEY KNOW THEIR MOVIES?
WHO KNOWS THEIR FILMS?
ANYBODY?
ANYONE AT ALL?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) DO YOU KNOW YOUR FILMS?
DO YOU KNOW YOUR FILMS.
>> ALL RIGHT, COME, COME HITHER, YES, YES, YOU.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, I'M GOOD.
>> James: TIM, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> FROM THE BOSTON AREA.
>> James: NOT BOSTON ITSELF, THE BOSTON AREA.
>> 30 MINUTES NORTH.
>> James: NEW HAMPSHIRE.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FILM OF ALL TIME?
>> WEDDING CRASHERS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: OF ALL TIME?
I LOVE WEDDING CRASHERS, ST A GOOD FILM.
>> YEAH.
>> James: BUT OF ALL TIME?
>> I'M GOING TO SAY-- YUP.
COME ON.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR SECRETARY FAVORITE FILM?
>> OH, MAN, BAD BOYS 2?
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: I LOVE THAT HE JUST WENT, COME ON, WILL SMITH?
YEAH, ALL RIGHT, I GET T THAT'S OKAY.
THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE FILMS, THAT IS GOOD.
AND NO ONE IS JUDGING YOU.
(LAUGHTER) OKAY.
FIRST UP, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME IF YOU THINK THIS FILM I'M TBING
TO TELL BUT IS A FAKE OR A FLOP, OKAY.
THE MOVIE IS, CANNIBAL WOMEN IN THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH,
OKAY.
THAT'S THE FILM TITHE EL.
THAT IS THE POSTER, ALL RIGHT, NOW IN THIS 1989
CLATIONIC-- CLASSIC, THE U.S.
GOVERNMENT EAGER TO PROTECT THE NATION'S AVOCADO SUPPLIES,
RECRUITS AN INCOMPETENT JUNGLE GUY PLAYED A BY YOUNG BILL MAKER
TO HELP MAKE CONTACT WITH THE PIRANHA WOMAN, AN ALL-FEMALE
TRIBE WHO BELIEVE MEN ARE ONLY USEFUL AS A SOURCE OF FOOD.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, IS THIS FILM FAKE OR WAS IT A FLOP.
I MEAN IF IT'S REAL T SOUNDS LIKE A FILM THAT YOU WOULD LOVE.
>> REAL CREATIVE, I'M GLING TO GO WITH A FLOP.
>> James: GOING TO GO WITH A FLOP, YOU THINK IT IS REAL AND
WAS A FLOP.
I CAN TELL YOU, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
CANNIBAL WOMEN IN THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH IS A GENUINE
FILM.
NOT ONLY THAT, IT COMBINES ALL OF MY FAVORITE THINGS.
CANNIBALS, WOMEN, AVOCADOS, AND A TOPLESS BILL MAKER.
HUBA HUBA.
I BOO LIKE TO SPEND SOME REALTIME WITH THAT BILL MAKER.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING AT.
>> I DO.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GETTING AT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
>> James: CRASH THAT WEDDING.
>> I WOULD TOO.
>> James: BAD BOYS.
YEAH?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS IN MY FACE.
>> James: BAD BOYS 2, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, GIVING IT, YOU FOA.
>> THE WEDDING CRASHERS.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL?
JUST NAMING FILMS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY IT IS FUNNY.
THANKS FOR PLAYING.
WELL DONE, SIR.
WHO ELSE WHO SAY MOVIE BUFF?
WHO SAY MOVIE BUFF?
ANYWHERE?
ARE YOU A MOVIE BUS, ALL RIGHT.
COME, COME, COME HERE.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> BEHANU NDA.
>> James: SORRY.
>> BEHANDU D.
>> James: SORRY.
>> FROM BRAZIL.
>> James: SAY AGAIN.
>> BAHANU NDA.
>> James: I LOVE IT.
AM I SAYING IT RIGHT?
>> YEAH, IT IS.
>> James: BAHANU NDA.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN SAY IT IN ANYWAY AND IT IS SORT OF
PROVOCATIVE.
I CAN SAY IT IN A MOOD.
I CAN SAY IT UNHAPPY, BAHANU NDA.
CAN I SAY IT SENSE ALL.
(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT.
>> James: DO YOU LIVE HERE?
>> NO.
>> James: NO, YOU LIVE IN BRAZIL.
>> YEAH.
>> James: AMAZING, OH, BLESS YOU, AND YOU CAME ALL THE WAY
JUST TO PLAY THIS GAME.
>> EXACTLY, EXACTLY.
>> James: ARE YOU FLYING BACK STRAIGHT AFTER THIS.
>> YEAH.
I ARRIVED YESTERDAY.
>> James: YOU SAID I HEARD ON MONDAY THEY'RE PLAYING FAKE OR
FLOP, HAVE I TO BE IN THERE.
>> EXACTLY.
>> James: WE LOVE YOU FOR THAT.
ARE YOU A BIG MOVIE FAN.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME?
>> BACK TO THE FUTURE.
>> James: THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO.
YOU HEAR THAT, TIM?
WELL DONE.
>> THANKS.
>> James: GREAT CHOICE.
SOLID CHOICE.
YOU'VE MADE TIM LOOK EVEN MORE EMBARRASSED.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: LET'S SEE IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS FILM.
THIS FILM NEXT UP SAY FILM CALLED IN THE DOG HOUSE, ALL
RIGHT.
THIS IS A 1993 FILM STARRING HEATHER LOCKLEAR AND STEVE
GUTTENBERG, WHEN CHEATING HUSBAND GORDON MICHAELS IS
PARALYZED IN A FREAK ELECTRICAL STORM, HIS SPIRIT ENTERS THAT OF
HIS BELOVED DOG MAX.
BUT CAN GORDON WIN BACK THE HEART OF HIS WIFE OR IS HE
FOREVER STUCK IN THE DOGHOUSE.
IS THIS MOVIE A FAKE OR A FLOP, WHAT DO YOU THINK.
>> I THINK IT'S A FLOP.
>> James: YOU THINK IT'S A FLOP, A REAL FILM THAT FLOPPED.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I CAN TELL YOU, ARE YOU COMPLETELY WRONG.
IT'S A FAKE.
WE MADE THAT FILM UP.
WHICH IS A SAME BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT.
AND IF I DID, I THINK I WOULD GIVE IT IT A CANINE OUT OF TEN.
THANK YOU.
THANKS, GUYS.
I PRARYBT THAT.
WE WORKED A LONG TIME ON THAT JOKE.
THANK YOU, TAKE A SEAT.
ANYONE ELSE?
KNOW THEIR FILMS.
QUIET DOWN NOW, OKAY.
WAIT.
I'M COMING DOWN, I'M COMING DOWN, DO YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE
CROTCH?
>> THE ASS.
>> YOU WANT THE ASS, DON'T DO A MIME WHEN YOU SAY ASS.
IT'S TERRIFYING BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE BAHNANDA.
I'M COMING DOWN.
THERE IT IS, DRINK IT IN, DRINK IT IN.
NO, STOP, NO!
I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT.
THERE WE GO.
DRINK IT IN.
NOW YOU, SIR, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: I'M VERY WELL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> CHRISK I'M FROM AUSTRALIA.
>> James: YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA.
>> YEAH.
>> James: OKAY.
THAT IS AN INTERNATIONAL CROWD TONIGHT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> James: WHERE ABOUT BNS A TOWN CALLED CABRU M.
>> James: I LOVE IT THERE, GUT PIE SPRIEDS SHALL STRIDES DOWN
THERE, DRIVE DOWN THERE TO-- LASIDERS.
>> HAVE A FOSTER.
>> James: DRINK DNT KNOW IF OTHER BEERS ARE AVAILABLE.
OKAY, THIS NEXT PICTURE IS GNOME ALONE.
A 2016 HORROR FLICK WITH A YOUNG WOMAN WHO INHERITS A MAGICAL
PROTECTION OF A BEWITCHED GNOME PLAYED BY VERNE MINI ME TAYLOR.
HOWEVER WHEN HE BEGINS ELIMINATING HER ENEMIES ONE BY
ONE SHE QUICKLY REALIZES THIS GNOME IS ANYTHING BUT GARDEN
VARYTD.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, IS THIS A FAKE OR A FLOP.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> A FAKE.
>> James: YOU THINK IT'S A FAKE.
CAN I TELL YOU, YOU ARE WRONG.
IT IS A REAL FILM.
DON'T BELIEVE ME, TAKE A LOOK.
THESE MISCHIEVOUS, HE'S NASTY.
>> YOU!
>> LEPRECHAUN.
>> I'M A GNOME.
>> GNOME ALONE.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING, SIR, THAT WAS FAKE
OR FLOP.