Okay so
no animation this week, no vlog
we’re actually gaming
I haven’t done a game video in a HOT minute
It’s killer instinct
I’m Jago, the guy in the yellow on the left
we’re playing x box live
not a sponsored video,
but if you go to audible.com/swoozie and you umm..
just messing around
the highest level you can get in this game
no good reason is on the right we're going to talk about getting off okay
attracting your this is not gonna this is this is not a good idea because I'm
the guy that might be all over the place and then you'll know right now this is
gonna be very hard to keep 15 going it while trying to win i'm not trying to
get in verse on the Internet
we're going to learn your place come to get random let's go empty jump in to
grab let's go hunting for third draft is expecting that similar to courtship and
we got my goodness ok this is
so we focus here when you see me blowing like that I've activated instinct and I
can get health back every time I hit him with a fireball my lord how to attract
the guy or girl that you're crushing on guys and girls work brushes because such
a bad idea what was I thinking you have to play a little hard to get let's start
there
you gotta play a little hard to get not so much girls the fellows this is for
you gotta play a little hard to get because you're so much hotter when the
girl is unsure if she likes you why you think of crush David crust for so long
because they're not sure breakouts not on the first date remember to put you in
a box son sorry
yeah guys a little hard to get i figure this out
not playing games or anything like that when i start editing and editing took
over my life I wasn't up the girls quite like oh my god baby i miss you i'm just
adding doing my own thing being independent and I realized girls would
chase me at that point it's the science guy is human behavior we like a
challenge when we find out the iphones are sold out we want one for no reason
yeah that's like fresh the process goes we don't know if they like us back so
that's layer one layer to quit this will confuse me Kanye confuses the crap out
of me because this dude was in the friend zone 49 years and watch camera
date other guys hook up with other guys cuddle with other guys
Mary other guys and wait to see a divorce and then swooped in on some
batman stuff and put a baby in her and married her like I've got all my years
of doing this in watching relationships i've never seen those stuff like okay
hold on
not today not on the first date room and I don't know you like that like chillin
put them in a box really bro just not now okay
no no no no
yeah
i implanted no up i'm done flirting with you
Ruben your no-good clearly by your name and it's it's morphin time when it's
pretty slick out there that I dare you break it
that's what I'm talking about I'll put you in a box but you know learn your
place
let's go look at the manual son finding a real random similar to courtship guys
adaptation improvisation like I'm doing right now if you're doing something and
it's not working like you've never had a boyfriend never had a girlfriend and
your strategy is not working
change it up look at infiltration and photo/andy bow to put them in losers
how can just google it oh my god oh my goodness okay okay
remember your training not today Reuben I theory to break that lets go
sigh don't have you ever been attracted to somebody and not know why like
they're not your type
they don't have any teeth but for some reason just like yo you sexy than a
mother I think that person's figured out the game whoever like what whenever that
happens it's somebody who's figured out the game Reuben I figured out the game
right now imagine me trying to play killer anything and may not having the
game figured out it's gonna be real hard for me when I'm coming up my opponent so
imagine your crush is your opponent
that's how is all oh yeah so imagine if this courtship you know you could stop
friendly competition two out of three by the way so I 11 he 11 whoever wins this
one is is going home with W and going to get embarrassed on the internet and it's
not gonna be me
do you see the icon over at guys whenever you try to break a comp when
you get the wrong strength that's what happens and like my courtship I apply a
lot of pressure you see us getting random right now who grabs three times
in a row can i get a board yeah you see he's not expecting this
let's go alright so yeah stay with court ships you know it's going to be random
sometimes and the same with relationship he activated instinct and his instinct
his body armor so girls like the activation shield sometimes village we
gotta be ready for that and at that so i was playing aggressive not gonna stand
back a little bit because he's got a shield on all right she lives off let's
dance
same with your superwoman guys low-frequency we like each other drama
alert
yeah but i keep a little mistake there she can't tell if I'm joking when i
flirt she can't tell if I'm being serious like that you'll see your video
today
ok so now i can jump on here and say yeah you know me answer me soon we're
just friends but there was one time at booz house she took off her sweater and
a tank top on yo your girl got a body on her i'm just saying i can say that and
I'll go back to ignoring her and then the game continues and I will always be
foodie when it comes to this whole love triangle because he announces strategy i
can't find someone here and start playing Reuben and be like okay Reuben
I'm gonna grab you five times in this game is going to expect it
grand something a lot of this with a grain of salt guys so don't take me too
seriously right now it's not looking good for you Ruben I'm just throwing
that out there but it's also not going to count your chickens before they have
ok let me focus your guys because I'm not propagating first on the Internet
ok let's go bro let's go bro what's it gonna be
no all I get from ruben don't do nothin stupid like win bro i'm not going to get
embarrassed on then let's go to random let's go Ruben Ruben Ruben our bed not
what I'm talking about so yeah I've said this before but at the end of the day
guys for play starts in the mind you get somebody in their mind your body will
always follow is it anyways guys I got up on a plane now flying to London
thanks for watching stop being so sexy for like five seconds I'm out