foreign the town of Quahog Rhode Island is home to one of the most popular and unruly
casts of animated characters ever put on the small screen while we as an audience
love them and their hijinks it would not be too harsh to say that the characters of
Family Guy are some of the meanest and most self-centered people in all of cartoons even
by the standards of adult animation so what would happen if we took this off-color roster
of men women and giant chicken into the throes of a squid game competition who will fall who
will prevail whatever the outcome we know for sure that it's going to be a freaking sweet
one I'm Kifinosi with Wicked binge and this is which Family Guy character would win squid game
you're probably well aware of the rules by now but if you aren't let's make this quick in this
edition of squid game all characters will enter the competition with no special weapons abilities
or anything that could give them an unfair advantage over their opponents we'll also
only be looking at characters who originated from the Family Guy series characters from shows like
The Cleveland Show and American Dad will not be included but on to who will be included today's
squid game will feature 25 players including Peter Lois Chris Meg Stewie Brian Joe Cleveland Quagmire
Ernie Consuela Mayor West Sheamus Dr Hartman Mort Herbert Tom Tucker Diane Simmons the evil monkey
Carl Bonnie Bertram Jillian Carter and Kevin Swanson with the rules set and the players
introduced let's start things off with the first game of the day Red Light Green Light Red Light
Green Light is one of the most iconic games to be featured in the Netflix series and it's also one
of the easiest to explain each player must make their way through a course Before Time Runs Out
along the way they'll have to listen closely for orders to stop failing to do either one of
these will result in instant death thankfully all the player needs to survive this game are
Keen ears and a fast pair of feet both Stewie and Bertram would pass this game with little
trouble they're among the smartest characters in the entire show and a couple of the fastest
neither one would see this game as a particularly hard challenge to overcome
Brian is another character that would survive without much of a problem though he's honestly
more human than canine he still knows how to listen for command oh sorry I I don't do dog
shows it's not my thing and the ability to run on all fours would likely allow him to be the first
to win the game we also believe that the evil monkey would succeed here for similar reasons
between his great athleticism and patient mind he'd be out of this game in no time sadly not
every character will make it out of this first game and the first one on The Chopping Block
is of course Meg why you may ask well this is Family Guy we're talking about it would honestly
be weird if she wasn't the first character to get eliminated Mort is the second loss of the
game and one we saw coming Mort is very cowardly and his tendency to panic will cost him his life
we also have to say goodbye to quahog's Mayor Adam West this round West is a pretty naive
character when you look at him he'd likely not take the rules of the game as seriously as he
should which would lead to his elimination our fourth and final death of this game is Jillian
a character ironically well remembered for being rather clueless without the Jillian would remember
the rules of the game as soon as it starts which is ultimately what will seal her fate
the first game is down but we've still got several more to go up next is a game that's both bitter
and sweet the honeycomb challenge in this game impatience and steadiness are more important
than anything at the beginning of the game each player is given a cookie and the need to carve
out a predetermined shape without breaking the treat steadiness will be handy and making sure the
pieces come out intact and patience is necessary for helping players prevent any sudden mistakes
while he's far from the brightest kid Chris Griffin is a character we think would surprise
players here he's shown multiple times throughout the show that he's a pretty good artist so he'd be
up to the challenge the game presents though he's not an artist Quagmire also possesses a
set of skills that would prove invaluable in this game if he's capable of piloting planes and seems
safe to say that he has what it takes to win here another surprise winner for this round is Sheamus
yes he doesn't have hands but he can indeed draw and if he's patient enough to learn how to draw
without hands he'd have no problem bringing that same level of patience to this game last up is
the most understandable pick of this challenge Dr Hartman a doctor who's always fiddling around with
tools and equipment Hartman would feel right at home operating on this delicacy in regards to the
losers of this game there isn't a clearer one than Peter Griffin himself Peter is extremely impatient
in just about every aspect of his life unfortunate actually for him this is what will lead to his
defeat for similar reasons Tom Tucker also bows out at this stage of the game he also suffers from
a lack of patience and nothing in the show so far indicates that his hands are all that steady in a
game where both of these attributes are key he has neither of them his name is Cleveland Brown and
he's the last elimination of the honeycomb challenge another character who is easily
frustrated Cleveland's slower Pace would only carry him so far in this one that's nice mentality
we take a break now from the games for another pivotal part of the competition that's right it's
time to discuss the midnight brawl taking place between the second and third games the scenario
here is as simple as it sounds a brawl takes place when the players are supposed to be sleeping and
it leads to Great Bloodshed to survive a brutal Moment Like This players can focus on taking out
their competitors creating alliances with stronger contestants or they can hide out and wait for the
Carnage to subside realistically most Family Guy characters would have little trouble tackling
other players they're always getting into fights and scuffles with each other so it would hardly be
out of character for anyone here there are a few that would succeed exceptionally well however Lois
and the giant chicken whose name is Ernie by the way have gotten into numerous fights throughout
the show and would be able to defend themselves excellently here Lois in particular received
martial arts training in one episode which would greatly help her out here both Joe Swanson and
his son Kevin are police and military personnel respectively so they would have a level of skill
few others would have while Family Guy has a lot of brawlers the show also features plenty
of schemers characters like Stewie and Bertram and even Channel 5 news anchor Diane Simmons are
great at manipulating others for personal gain these three would probably team up with the more
physical players and pick off others that could pose a threat to them although Family Guy might
have plenty of good Fighters there are a few that will come up short one that immediately comes to
mind is Sheamus she's quite literally a man with wooden arms and legs he's a walking Target for
just about every other player and we imagine he wouldn't last long during the ordeal even though
he's called the evil monkey we feel this character is far too nice and polite to try and take out any
of the other players this is a great chance for us to start over who would probably be taken out by a
gang of other players ending his time in the squid games the midnight brawl will also see the end of
the cashier Carl a character who is lazier than most he's one of the few left standing who has
little combat experience making his elimination a no-brainer the last to fall during the brawl
is Bonnie like Carl Bonnie is not a character who's prone to fighting like a lot of the other
characters are this makes her noticeably weaker than most others and an easy target for them 11
are gone so far but we still have 14 players left standing the next game they will have to survive
is a classic bout of tug of war tug of war doesn't really need an explanation but we do want to make
it clear that we'll be looking at this game a bit differently from how it's presented in the
show rather than splitting the characters into distinct groups we'll be judging to
each character's chances at survival based on two elements strength and a willingness to work with
others poor strength and a self-centered attitude will only lead to disaster here so it's incredibly
important to have both of these areas covered or at least one of them extremely well Family Guy
characters tend to act on their own interests but there in fact are a few characters who will gladly
help others both Kevin and his father Joe are no strangers to saving lives and they're easily
among the strongest characters left standing even Joe who is wheelchair-bound would get out of this
game alive although he's more of an antagonist than anything else Ernie the Giant's chicken has
been shown to have a softer side couple that with his good physique and this chicken is a recipe for
victory when it comes to the characters who will surely be eliminated here few seem as obvious as
Carter pewter Schmidt he's easily the most selfish character in the entire show and his
self-interest will cost him greatly in the end we go to a local orphanage pick out a kid fill
out all the paperwork and then don't take him home Consuela doesn't have the strongest build out of
the show's many characters and she's also not one for teamwork to say she's not making out of this
one alive would be quite an understatement though Herbert has somehow managed to survive a rather
lengthy amount of time in this contest it'll be this challenge that'll prove to be as a Breaking
Point without a doubt the weakest character in the show Herbert would offer little help to anyone in
this game we're down to the final 11 as we get to a particularly important moment in the series The
Marble game unlike every other game played in the show the Marvel game doesn't have a strict set of
rules to follow players are put into groups of two and are to obtain their opponent's marbles before
the game ends this level of freedom is something that especially the cunning and ruthless players
will use to their advantage more than anything else players will need to show their smarts if
they're to get the upper hand in a game like this few will prove to be as dangerous us as Stewie and
Bertram these big brain babies have the art of manipulation down to a T and will use it to help
make this game theirs likewise Diane Simmons has proven to be a master schemer in Prior episodes
if she could orchestrate several murders and cover them up she could easily outsmart her opponents in
a Marvel game all of the characters left standing few seem as ill-equipped for a game like this as
Chris does he's an easy character to manipulate and he's not too bright either add these traits
together and you've got a Surefire recipe for disaster though she isn't the dumbest character
in the show Lois is far too trusting especially of the previously mentioned characters any of them
could get the jump on her and she wouldn't notice until it was too late Quagmire has made it pretty
far today but he's yet another character who's been outsmarted and Bamboozled he's very easy to
read and this is a weakness that his opponents will be quick to exploit the final character
to fall during this game will be Kevin Swanson though he's great physically he's not the smartest
especially compared to who he's up against now he finally made it to the penultimate game glass
Stepping Stones glass Stepping Stones is a game that sounds simple but is far more complex the
more you look into it players needed to make it Acro a series of glass stones but many of them
are made of a material that looks just like glass but will cause the players to fall to their depths
upon walking over in a game like this all you need is patience agility and a lot of luck obviously
Joe Swanson is the first death of the game he is immediately at a disadvantage due to the fact that
this game is not wheelchair accessible so sadly the fact that he needs one will cost him his
chance at winning Dr Hartman might be intelligent but is he smart enough to tell different types of
glass from one another okay heart sounds good probably not and it's that which leads to his
elimination Diane Simmons is also a great mind but she also has a giant ego we imagine that
she'd be one of the first to try and brave the stones only to fall a few steps in both Brian and
Ernie would fall for similar reasons being that they're animals it's unlikely that they'd be as
well coordinated as the other players meaning that they'd probably trip up sooner rather than later
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thanks so much to remain as we jump into the big finale the squid game while this is named after a
classic children's game the way we'll be looking at this will be more akin to how it's presented
in the Netflix series it's a bloody and brutal battle to the end between two players and in
the end only one will be left standing the squid game will be fought between our last two players
Stewie and Bertram both of these characters are very much alike so we have a pretty fair match
when you really look at it Stewie and Bertram are both highly intelligent skilled Fighters and even
have prior experience dealing with each other while that is of great benefit for one player
that will sadly be a major hindrance the character who will be heard more by that fact is Bertram you
see while they have indeed fought on numerous occasions Bertram has pretty much always lost
these conflicts a later appearance even featured Stewie killing Bertram for good so it seems to be
pretty clear who would win here even if you get past these facts Stewie has dealt with way worse
things than Bertram he's been on tons and tons of crazy Adventures so Bertram would be a walk in
the park by comparison sorry Bertram but it looks like there's only room in Quahog for one evil baby
the winner of this squid game is Stewie Griffin thanks to his prior experience in dealing with
his opponent and the sheer amount of more intense conflicts that he's dealt with but let us know in
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