What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well.
So, I got a huge announcement, so listen up carefully.
From now on I will be making videos every Sunday, not Sundays and Wednesdays, just every
Sunday.
What this means is: I’m going to stop doing sports videos for a while, only because I’ve
got a whole bunch of things coming up that I need to concentrate on…
…The website, shirts I’m trying to make, and I’m about to launch a new web series
soon…so I just need some time to concentrate on some other things right now.
With that being said, today I decided to do Top 100 Things NFL Fans Don’t Say.
To help me with this video I hit up former defensive lineman Spice Adams.
You may recognize him from the Stuff Chicago Bears Fans Say video.
Spice thank you for doing this.
U feel me?
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you’ve said a couple of these…
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Throw me the alley.
Top 100 Things NFL Fans DON’T Say.
1) I can’t wait to rock these skinny jeans to the game.
2) Ray Lewis is so soft.
3) It’s probably going to be a rain delay, huh?
4) They have Basketball Wives right?
5) We need Football Wives!
6) Roger Goodell should fine more people!
7) He’s being too lenient.
8) I actually liked NFL Europa.
9) I bet the Redskins really regret trading up for RGIII now!
10) They should be starting Grossman anyways.
11) Don’t sleep on the Chiefs this year baby!
12) I sure hope they got some good salads there at that game.
13) I’m going to start my diet up #nextweekdoe.
14) Bill Belichick’s interviews they’re just so insightful!
15) There should absolutely be more penalties to protect offensive players!
16) $45.00 for parking?
That ain’t bad!
17) What are you talking about?
Everyone likes the Dallas Cowboys.
18) I sure hope they don’t serve beer.
19) I can watch the game, but I’d rather just keep refreshing it when it happens on
my iPhone.
20) Hey, wake me up when the game goes off man.
21) I sure hope Destiny’s Child has a reunion at the Super Bowl.
22) We should get Roseanne to sing the next national anthem.
23) When it comes to ball security, look no further than Michael Vick.
24) Overtime?
What’s going to happen with 60 minutes?
25) I wonder if they have a gluten-free menu at the game.
26) I wouldn’t say Ryan Leaf was a bust.
27) My fantasy first round pick?
I’m probably got to go with a kicker.
28) I knew I shouldn’t have picked up Aaron Rodgers for fantasy.
29) I got to go to the bathroom dog.
Y’all trying to go with me?
30) Concussions probably don’t even hurt that bad.
31) What are you talking about?
Everyone likes the Patriots!
32) This game is too violent!
33) Troy Aikman and Joe Buck, they’re probably the two most dynamic announcers when you put
them together!
34) Growing up I always wanted to be a punter.
35) $7.50 for a water?
That ain’t bad!
36) I’m going to the game, but I’m going to leave at half-time.
37) Man, Golden Tate caught that ball!
38) So, you’re telling me the NFL actually stands for something?
I thought it was just like…
…one of those…
…like it didn’t stand for anything…
…like NBA.
39) I go to the game strictly for the half-time entertainment.
40) Ed Hochuli looks small in that shirt!
41) This game is way too long man!
The Voice is coming on tonight.
42) Only problem with Eli Manning is…he’s just really not clutch.
43) I just say get rid of all the cheerleaders in the game.
44) That last game was way too high scoring for me.
45) I like it when it’s like 3…6 points in a game.
46) I know this dude is not wearing the same outfit I have on!
47) Buffalo is for real this year!
48) Why would I get a hotdog here for a dollar, when I can get it for $15.00 dollars at the
stadium?
49) I honestly think Tim Tebow will be a first-ballot hall of famer.
50) He is not wearing the same jersey I have on!
51) Sometimes I just wish I was as tall as Drew Brees…
52) …or even Darren Sproles.
53) Yeah girl, you know I love watching the game with you.
54) The Browns are taking it this year.
55) Cee Lo’s songs before the games be getting me so pumped up man!
56) All the deadbeat dads…they need to learn how to be more like Antonio Cromartie.
57) Hey, you think you can cut one of these games off?
58) Cut uhh TLC on…
59) …Say Yes to the Dress is coming on man.
60) It’s crazy.
61) It’s like a marathon.
62) It’s crazy.
GoDaddy always has the best Super Bowl commercials.
63) Yes!
Beyoncé is singing at the Super Bowl.
64) The Miami Dolphins could go undefeated again.
65) The Mike Carey mustache is tight work.
66) We need more preseason games!
67) Man, who’s winning the game?
I can’t watch it right now.
I have an intense game of Words With Friends going on.
68) Those throwback Steelers’ jerseys…amazing!
They should wear those every game!
69) I want to watch this game, but I have to finish that Fifty Shades of Grey.
70) I bet it’s so easy being a Bengal’s fan.
71) I don’t even know why they call it football.
I mean, the Europeans…that’s real football right there.
72) I think Vilma actually likes Roger Goodell, secretly of course.
73) It ain’t even that cold outside.
74) I just don’t understand why Peyton Manning doesn’t have any endorsement deals.
75) He should be on more commercials.
76) Skip Bayless makes a good point there.
77) Oww…Sunday?
Go to the mall with you?
I’m so down.
78) Why did they get rid of Denis Leary?
79) His knowledge of the game was just uncanny.
80) Nahh, nahh…I ain’t gotta watch the game on Sunday…I’d could just DVR it.
81) I’d rather spend time with you.
82) You know the Jacksonville Jaguars, they probably have the strongest fan base out of
any of the teams in the NFL.
83) Hey, Double A, can you sign this for me?
I want it in pencil though, so I know it’s real.
84) Albert Haynesworth was definitely worth the money!
85) I bet the Broncos wish they kept Tebow now!
86) Michael Strahan has a gap?
87) It totally makes sense that the Pro Bowl is played before the Super Bowl.
88) These tickets say Club Level.
I wonder if they got a DJ. 89) Have you seen Drew Brees’s face?
What is that right there?
Is it lipstick?
90) These tickets I’m going to get from this ticket scalper are exclusive.
91) It’s just crazy because the Jets have two of the best quarterbacks in the game.
92) How do they even afford to pay them?
93) This stadium could use a fondue stand.
94) Tom Brady was a bust.
95) Man, I wonder if this ticket scalper accepts credit cards.
96) I just wish I could watch Brett Favre retire one more time.
97) I wonder if they have daycare at the stadium.
98) If we just had JaMarcus Russel!
99) You’re trying to watch The Perks of Being a Wallflower the same time the game
starts?
That’s perfect.
100) You know I’m not going to lie, the Bears made a great decision when they got
rid of Anthony Adams.
Woo.
Woooo!
You can’t find the remote.
Twitter is over capacity.
Ran out of toilet paper.
You have nothing to eat at your house.
Your neighbor blocker their Wi-Fi.
Ran out of milk.
Really?
I’m a grown man.
101) I’ve never seen Tony Romo throw an interception.
102) Never.