- Okay guys, it's me, I'm back.
It's actually lunch right now
so I feel like there's no way
I can like really get in trouble for doing this.
But I'm so excited for this one,
it's burgers! (twinkling)
A double burger and a single burger,
french fries with ketchup and cola.
So, I mean at least I know what that's gonna be.
(cheerful music)
Let's just get into it.
- Hi friends, hi Maura's fans.
- What's going on, Joan?
- So I know it's your lunch break,
but this tends to take a little bit longer
than it should.
- It's a disruption to the news room,
so I'm gonna set some guidelines today.
(laughs) - Okay, what is it?
- Be right back.
Dun, na, nun! (laughs)
- [Maura] Um.
- This is Joan's wheel of punishment.
- [Maura] You know, okay. - you have 15 minutes left
on your lunch break, so. (clock ticking)
- Are you gonna spin it?
- Yeah, we should see what the stakes are,
so everybody's invested.
Let's see what we're in for.
(wheel chimes)
Oh it's getting close. - [Maura] No. (laughs)
No, oh my god.
- (laughs) Clean all the instyle desks.
(sad music)
Disinfect,
- I was gonna say...
Oh well.
- Organize.
- I mean my desk is probably the worst desk (laughs)
- Yeah, you're..
- That's still really bad, okay.
- That's what's on the line here.
- Hmm, okay, so I definitely should do this in 15 minutes.
- Okay, bye.
- Leave so I can do this, and not clean desks, okay.
One, two, three, go.
(quiet scream)
I'm so frazzled, I'm like already ripping the box.
This is what we're working with.
Bun candy powder, potato candy powder,
patty powder, cola and ketchup, (whoosh) cheese powder.
We have a little cup.
(gasps) Oh it's for the cola!
That's so cute, okay.
Aw, a tiny spoon and a tiny knife, so cute.
And then this.
Oh, and I never remember the scissors to cut this up.
Okay, cut apart tray shown in picture.
Guys, I started doing this 'cause it's zen.
It's like an adult coloring book,
however now, everyone is making this (beep) stressful.
I don't even know, I don't have time to talk about this.
(quiet scream) French fries.
Add a triangle cup of water to the ridged bottom tray.
Oh, this.
Ah, okay I'm already failing.
God, oh my god, this is so stressful.
I'm not gonna do this in...
(beep)
Okay, potato powder.
Ill mix it and then flatten it.
Okay, sure.
It feels like there's not enough water in here.
Okay, now I'm gonna just flatten it with my hands.
So, this is basically just the like the measuring thing,
its just an arbitrary amount.
(soft scream)
Guys, I don't appreciate the time constraint.
This is like too serious to talk.
Okay, we're making the buns, we're stirring the buns.
(scraping cup)
This now seems, like too wet.
Four triangle cups, that's how many I used.
Sure, okay.
So, I need to divide the dough in half.
Oh, this feels weird, ugh.
Cold and sticky.
I now have seven minutes left
and I have not even completed one thing
and there's water everywhere on the desk
and (beep) on my hands, (beep).
What the...
Oh my god, this smells so good.
It smells like brownie batter.
Perfect amount.
(trumpets)
It kind of looks like... (fart noise)
Its fine, okay. (laugh)
Okay, the next thing.
Add triangle cup of water to the ridges bottom tray.
My (beep) french fries are in that.
(plastic banging)
Okay, its coming out.
Oh, sick, okay, cool!
I just feel there's (beep).
I'm cross contaminating.
I didn't prepare, I should've got paper towels over here
or something, 'cause now I'm going to stir my cheese
with a poopy brown spoon.
A crinkled paper towel is just thrown over the desk.
This is at least making me feel calmer,
but now I'm looking and seeing that I only have a minute.
So, that was probably a waste of time.
Now, we're stirring the cheese.
(scraping cup)
Also, this smells like bananas and this smells (beep) foul.
I hate bananas.
Okay, I'm just gonna spread this and flatten it on here.
(loud alarm)
(beep)
(loud alarm continues)
- Did you do it?
- What does it look like?
- Oh well, your lunch is over,
so I guess you should probably clean our desks now.
- Let's make a deal, because I really feel personally,
like I need to finish this.
- I think there has to be more punishment then.
For every two minutes you go over the 15 minutes,
you have to add another desk that you're cleaning.
- Okay
- Okay ready?
- Fine.
- You can keep going.
- Oh jesus.
- I'm just gonna dirty up my desk a little bit.
- Let me continue to flatten out
this nasty (beep) banana cheese.
The next thing is make ketchup.
I think ketchup, I'm...
I did not spill that much.
Okay that looks bad, okay (laughs)
Lets stir this (beep), okay.
This is where I'm at, I'm gonna start using this knife.
So, I have to cut this in half.
So that's the bun.
Oo, is the bun pineapple?
How they have it all done, is actually on this,
which I never noticed before.
Okay, two buns, cool.
This I have to cut into three.
(clunk)
Uh.
It's smelled really good at first,
and now it like, smells weird.
Oh, I mean that looks good, that looks like a burger,
like right?
Now we are going to put that on that.
Okay, here's cheese.
I mean, this looks like (beep) but...
This will be the double, the cheese is in the middle.
And this one will be the not double.
I'm just gonna cut this to look a little better.
Like a little square.
That's cute.
Oh I need to do some ketchup.
So, I have been kind of trying to be
a little more deliberate about things now.
That's cool, okay.
Ketchup.
(fart noise)
That's actually really good, I like the strawberry.
All I need to do now is make my cola.
So, I'm just gonna like kina fill it, okay cool.
Wait, oh my god, its fizzing.
Wow, that's so cute.
I still did this way faster than I've done any one before.
So, I feel really proud.
Actually, if we're getting into it,
I think I could've made this look way better,
if I had not been so frazzled
and stressed out the entire time.
My buns kind of look like ass.
I don't know that I've ever combined
pineapple, chocolate, banana, and strawberry.
(sigh) I don't wanna eat the banana flavored thing,
I'll try it, but then I'm gonna take it off,
'cause like I could maybe enjoy this with no banana.
Okay, for the double one I'm taking this banana off,
its so distracting.
Cheers.
I don't know actually.
Eating those burgers I'd describe as journey of flavors,
that should never go together.
Okay well let's try french fries.
That's not bad, I actually like the french fries
and the ketchup.
Its not fizzy anymore.
Okay, last french fry and then I'll go clean desks.
(sparkling) Thanks for watching, be sure to like
and subscribe.
I'm gonna try to find another thing.
This one was like...
- Maura
- No, I'm done, I'm done, okay, we're done.
- But like, seriously.
- I swear.
(camera click)