- Would you describe yourself as clingy?
- Hmm.
- (laughs) That's a yes.
(suspenseful music)
My name is Roscoe Mosey Nabrandan.
I am a bartender/bar manager in Los Angeles, California.
- Do you like bartending?
Oh, I love bartending.
Yeah. I love seeing the shit show.
People are nuts.
- We're going to bring somebody out
and you're going to try to see
if you can tell if they are single
or in a relationship.
- So I'm just going to hit on everybody?
- Do you think you'll be good at this?
Yeah. I mean, bartenders are therapists,
so I'm pretty comfortable talking to strangers at all times.
- All right, let's bring the first person out.
- Hey, what's up?
- Hi.
- Okay. So what do you drink?
- Depends on what I take, meds.
I take medication.
- Do you enjoy going to restaurants?
Do you like going out?
- Mainly I meal prep,
just because I'm just trying to get my body back
to a better, healthier spot.
I have multiple sclerosis,
so I'm just trying to get healthier with that, so.
- Yeah, no smart.
How would you give out your number to me?
If we just like met.
- I wouldn't, you're not my type.
Sorry.
- That's okay.
So what is your type then?
- Rihanna.
- Okay. Oh, okay. Cool. Got it.
I think you're single.
- No, I'm actually married.
- You're married.
- I've been married for almost 11 years.
- Oh okay.
- My husband's over there actually in the hat.
- Wait, so why did you say your type was Rihanna?
- Because I'm bisexual.
- Okay. Well, okay. I got you.
- I mean, you didn't ask.
- No, no I shouldn't. Yeah, I didn't.
Yeah, I did a cut.
Thank you so much.
Hey.
- Hi.
- What's up? How you doing?
- Good. How are you?
- Good.
When was your last relationship?
- When? It was last year.
- How did that end?
- He just up and left one day.
- Was it like a fight or was it dramatic?
- I mean, it was dramatic because I was crying,
but you know, no fight.
He just left.
- Gotcha. What do you drink when you are at a bar?
- I don't drink anymore.
- You don't drink anymore?
- So water, I guess.
Or ginger ale.
- Okay. As a sober person, do you tend to go out?
Do you spend more nights at home because of that?
- Usually I go out to like a friend's birthday
or something. So I just focus my friends.
It's not too bad, but dancing can get looking awkward.
- I think you're single.
- Yeah. I am.
- Yes.
- Is it because of the last relationship?
- Post relationship and then you're out on a dance floor
and you feel awkward, to me that's single.
So how's it been being single?
- It's been great actually.
I'm like never been happier.
- It's nice.
- Why do you say that?
- It's like when you fall in love, you fall in love
and you are putting a lot of time towards that person.
And energy and obviously it's worth it
when you're fricking in love with somebody.
Like, but it's a time drain.
People can weigh you down. So.
- For real. They're like anchors.
- What's up? Hey.
- How you doing?
- I'm Roscoe.
- All right. Nice to meet you.
- Are you a foodie?
Yeah, sort of, you know.
I like cooking, so I cook.
- Well, how often do you cook at home?
- I say five times a week.
- Oh yeah. That's a lot of cooking.
What bar or restaurant do you frequent the most?
- I don't have a particular bar or restaurant.
I'm all over it.
- My guess is that you are in relationship?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
I've never met a single person who can't name
at least one spot that they frequent.
Every guy has at least a couple spots where they're
like, okay, for this type of date,
I would like to take them there.
That's the thing.
- What are some stereotypes about single people?
- Oftentimes single people will be at the bar
and there'll be like pacing themselves
because they're looking to see like who's coming in
and what their options are, et cetera.
If somebody who's not single are oftentimes
much more confident.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Hey, what's up?
I'm Roscoe.
- I'm Janell.
- Janell. Nice to meet you.
Do you like to go out?
- I love to go out.
- Do you like dancing?
- Yeah. I love to dance.
- Okay.
- Yeah, like festivals and stuff.
- And what do you normally drink?
- Four Locos.
- Four locos?
- It gets the job done.
- Yeah, no, hey we've all been there.
What's your ideal date situation?
Where would you want them to take you out?
- An amusement park
There's something fun where you're like doing something
so you don't have to like have one-on-one time
and make it awkward.
- Oh okay.
Yeah. I think you're single.
You're not.
- No.
Yeah. I'm in a relationship,
but we both like to get the same things and party.
- Oh, okay. Cool.
I would say that a lot of those are our single stereotypes.
Like most of her responses were single stereotypes.
Cool. Thank you, so nice to meet you.
I'm Roscoe. What's your name?
- Trey.
- Trey. Nice to meet you.
What's your favorite date night?
Like if you had somebody who you were interested in,
where would you take them.
- Going to the beach and watching a sunset type thing.
- So when was the last time you did one of those things?
- Three months ago.
- Three months ago?
- Yes. I know this very specifically.
We went painting at a park.
- Okay.
- It was very nice.
- Would you describe yourself as clingy?
- Hmmm.
- That's a yes.
- Yeah.
- I think you're taken.
- I think you have incorrect. I win.
- The reason why I think you're taken
is because you said we,
and generally speaking, when people are in relationship,
they do we drop at some point in time in the conversation,
but I guess I'm just swinging out today, guys.
You won.
- Thank you Trey.
- It's always refreshing to see just how blatantly wrong
we are.
- So harder or easier than you thought?
- Way harder because people weren't drinking right now.
And, I swear to God, if you're drinking,
I will know all of your secrets.
All of them.