Yo sup!?
Hi.
I mean Hi.
So I've been tagged by toxic tears to do the '50 random facts about me' tag.
I think it's a nice idea to do anyway because it's always nice to get to know each other
a bit better.
Eh?
So, 50 random facts about me, let's not dilly-dally let's get onto it.
I've been into vampires and the supernatural since before I could read.
"Supernatural" was the first big word I ever learnt.
When I was a little kid I thought I had invented vampires.
When I lived in Scotland, people would have a go at me on the streets all the time.
So oftentimes when someone would start talking to me just anyway, I would think they were
having a go at me.
And there was this one time...
This guy came up to me and said, "Hey!
Do you like Goth music?"
I was like, "No!" because I felt like being contrary.
He was like, "Do you like the Sisters of Mercy?"
and I was like, "Nah.
They're shit."
And he said, "Oh that's a shame.
I'm the bassist."
And I was like like, "Lol sorry I was only joking."
He was like, "My side project band is playing a gig tonight, you should come, come for free,
come hang out."
I was like, "Cool thanks."
I didn't go.
I'm probably a dick.
Shh, don't tell anyone.
I spent at least a year living alone in a van in the middle of nowhere being a misanthropic
hermit.
It was actually really nice.
But I wouldn't do it again.
One night I was bored, so I got ordained online.
I was once in three foreign newspapers within a week for no reason.
I enjoy celtic folk music.
I'm unbelievably shy, I just pretend not to be.
I've an unexplained obsession with steam trains.
I love steam trains.
I like traction engines.
I like to look at them.
I have a cataract in my right eye, and a mysterious condition in the left.
I was a competitive figure ice-skater for ten years.
There is no feeling in much of my right leg because I fell ten feet from the top of a
cherry tree.
I used to have nine cats.
Count them, nine cats.
I've been asked to feature in several TV shows including Snog, marry, Avoid, and I turned
them all down except one.
I'm in an episode of Ghosthunting with Boyzone.
Many years ago, I spent a year looking like this:
*shriek* I got my first tape camera in 1998 and used
to edit my videos together very cleverly I thought, with a VCR and a system of AV cords.
I don't play video games.
I like The Sims though, but I like board games...
basically the same thing isn't it?
My list of phobias is laughably long.
I spent every day of 5 years writing a book, and then showed it to no one.
Growing up, I had a black and white TV, a rotary dial phone, a typewriter, and no computer.
#SOVINTAGE.
I briefly owned a black 1955 Morris minor.
One of these: It was the hardest thing to drive ever.
Even Top Gear thinks so.
Nihongo ga sukoshi hanasemasu.
Je parle un peu de francais.
And I started learning Scottish Gaelic, but I've forgotten most of it 'cause it's extremely
difficult.
I cannot do maths.
At all.
I learnt my times tables with songs, and if I can't remember the song, I can't remember
the times table.
I have a freakishly good sense of smell.
It's like a really useless superpower.
I can or at least I used to be able to convincingly do a bunch of different accents.
I would demonstrate, but there's that shyness thing again!
Maybe I'll do another video or something with that.
Maybe.
We'll see.
I was befriended and semi-adopted by the world's most pierced woman.
She wanted me to live with her, but she hated by then-boyfriend and I couldn't afford the
rent by myself.
I can purr.
*cat purrs* I nearly got killed by a whale.
Twice.
On the same day.
I once earned the title of 'bunny-boiler' by actually boiling bunny heads.
The smell made me throw up.
It's a long story.
And a really gross story.
And involves hats.
And speaking of hats...
I used to make hats.
Like this one.
Ooooer.
I used to drink to much tea that I had to visit the doctor for palpitations.
My resume contains paranormal investigation, chainsawing, and cake decoration.
I actually wear glasses.
All the time.
I want contacts as soon as I can afford them.
In other videos you might see me holding these.
I can't see further than a foot, so when making videos, I can't see what I'm doing.
I've been playing drums for years and I'm still shit at it.
But I taught myself to play piano recently.
Having bare legs makes me feel really uncomfortable and naked.
I detest cucumbers, capsicums, and onions.
Ick.
I've been to Transylvania and Bohemia.
I once got a tweet from Fairuza Balk, highlight of my twitter life.
I'm qualified in film and TV production, I usually do art department, and I have a whole
1 entry on imdv.com.
I have never sat on Santa's knee because my mummy taught me never to talk to strangers.
I've been pierced 17 times.
I can do this: I love my head being patted and I make my
boyfriend pat my head all the time.
As a child, I had really intense, hallucination filled night terrors.
Ooo!
Every year at school, we had a lip-sync contest, and the highlight of my school life, was in
3rd form when I got some friends together to do a lip-sync to This is Halloween.
Nobody clapped.
It was really awkward.
But I won a prize for like, "creativity" or something.
Thereafter was known as the 'Queen of Halloween'.
It wasn't really meant to be a compliment I don't think.
I'm duck-footed and knock-kneed.
It's better now, but my walk has always been more of a penguinish waddle.
I dreamt that Ginger Spice left the Spice Girls two weeks before she did.
I like learning poems off by heart, particularly really gloomy ones.
"Let the bell toll, a saintly soul floats on the stygian river."
I used to collect those wee sticker than you get on fruit.
I had like, hundreds of them.
I used to be a total pro at origami.
Like, I could make really complicated origami.
I'm not good at much.
So... alright you guys.
I think that's 50and that's probably enough random info about me.
So random.
Do you ever do that thing where you make an inside joke, but you're the only one who gets
it?
There's no one else in the room who gets it, but you know it's funny.
To the outside world, they just think you're being strange, and yeah.
Think i just did that.
So random.
Right oh, now it's time to tag some people, so...
I'm tagging... to do this as well, and you are now contractually bound by the unwritten
laws of the internet to do it, I tag Sarah Darleen, I tag Allison 'kazlovesbats'.
I don't think I've seen you do a tag before, maybe it's about time?
Hehe.
And Victor Moregore.
You know, anyone else who wants to do it, who feels like sharing 50 random interesting
things about themselves, go nuts.
Do it.
I encourage this sort of carry on.
Well, thank you lovely people for watching, and please subscribe to my channel if you
haven't done so already, I put out two new videos very week.
On like... days.
So thank you very much for watching, see you next time!
Byyyeeee!
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