- (PvF) Does this look familiar?
- It looks like a booby. - It's called...
(both laugh)
- Terminator breast! (Jair laughs)
- Uh-oh! - It's a cloche.
- It's very cloche to your head right now.
- (PvF) Are you ready kids?
- (both) Aye aye, captain!
- (PvF) I can't hear you!
- (both) Aye aye, captain!
- ♪ Oh ♪
- (PvF) Well, get ready, because we've got a super silly
Prize Vs. Punishment Roulette: SpongeBob!
- (both) Ooh!
- ♪ I'm a Goofy Goober ♪
- Let's get it done! - Let's freakin' go!
- Woo, you love SpongeBob?
- I love SpongeBob! - Oh!
- (PvF) Each round is a different theme,
and will have a minigame
to decide who gets to choose their preferred cloche.
- Oh, okay.
- (PvF) And you must take at least three bites
of your fateful dish.
- I love this! - Okay.
- It's so fun!
- I'm here to win though, I'm just letting you know.
- You can try, buddy.
- (SpongeBob) What can I get for you, handsome?
- This is a prize? - Handsome.
- Handsome. - I love SpongeBob.
(both laugh)
- (SpongeBob) Excellent choice, my darling.
- My darling. (laughs) - Not my darling. (laughs)
- One of everything on the menu?
- (Mr. Krabs) We'll give him a smorgasbord!
- Ooh! - It's nice.
- Uh-oh. - Yeah.
- What's the punishment? - Now the punishment.
- Okay.
- Oh God.
- Not the toilet patty!
- Eww! Ugh!
- (gags) I'm gonna throw up!
- Man!
- Oh!
- It has pimples on it!
- I'm like juicy!
- (SpongeBob) I call it the Nasty Patty.
- (laughs) I call it... - (both) The Nasty Patty!
- (PvF) We're heading down to the Krusty Krab
for our first round.
For our prize, we've got a smorgasbord,
a perfectly cooked Krabby Patty, fries, and mozzarella sticks,
and for our punishment,
we have a truly horrendous creation by SpongeBob,
the Nasty Patty.
- Oh man. - I'm scared!
- (PvF) For our minigame, we're playing a game of Hot Potato,
but with SpongeBob!
You'll be taking turns passing him back and forth while it sings,
and whoever's holding him when he stops and burps loses.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Please don't burp. (laughs)
- Stop giving it to me!
- Hi. (Jair laughs)
Ooh! ♪ Boop, boop, boop ♪
(SpongeBob burps)
- (PvF) That was Noah.
- (laughs) How is that...
- (PvF) Jaxon, you have to toss it back and forth! (laughs)
- Oh, it was burping when he held it!
He was holding it while he was burping!
(Jaxon laughs) No no no!
- Sharon! (both laugh)
- This is so... Aww!
- (PvF) That was Sharon. - I swear!
- I thought there would be more time!
- (PvF) Chris. - Yes?
- (PvF) Which cloche would you like to choose?
- The one clocher to me.
- I'm gonna keep mine. - (both) Okay.
- I think I have the good dish under my cloche.
- Okay!
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(Jaxon laughs)
- No! - Yes!
- No! Oh, it...
- Yes!
- Smells!
- Oh! (laughs)
Oh!
- The Krabby Patty secret formula!
In my hands, Chris!
- Oh my God.
- I love me mozzarella sticks.
- The Krabby Patty secret formula is mine!
- (PvF) That's insane. (laughs)
Sharon, how do you feel? - Oh, I feel great.
- (PvF) Continued winning streak.
- Ugh. - I mean!
(Jair gurgles)
- Eh. (Jaxon laughs)
- ♪ La dah dee ♪ ♪ La dah dah ♪
- ♪ Cha cha cha ♪ - ♪ La dah doo ♪
- ♪ Cha cha cha ♪ Oh!
- Ooh! - Oh!
- What the heck is that? - Um...
(laughs)
- A culinary genius. - Culinary.
- Is that eggplant?
I mean, he really does have a [censored] nose, doesn't he?
- He really does. (laughs)
- I don't remember French Squidward...
- Roast Salad a la Squidward.
- Mmm.
- (SpongeBob) Hello! You must be Hedwig!
- (Squidward) Hedwig? Oh, oh yeah.
- Oh yeah, that's me!
- Oh! (laughs) - Oh.
- (SpongeBob) I've heard so much about your Kerglooginpfiefer
mit schlusinberry klabber sauz. Can't wait to try it.
(Chris laughs) - Yeah.
- Really? (both laughs)
- (Squidward) One second!
- Oh no! - Eww!
- No!
- That's literal garbage!
- Oh come on! - Oh no!
- (PvF) Our next round is all about Squidward's specialties.
One one side, we've got a deliciously healthy and homemade
Roast Salad a la Squidward, and on the other,
a very questionable looking concoction made of garbage,
the Kerglooginpfiefer.
- The Kerglooginpfiefer! - Kerglooginpfiefer.
- (PvF) For this minigame, we're testing your balance abilities.
You're each given the same number of pieces,
and are tasked with not sinking this ship.
Whoever makes the tower fall loses.
(Jack laughs)
- Ah.
- I'm trying to understand these shapes.
(Jaxon yells)
- Oh, good job! - Okay.
- Oh, that was risque! - Ooh!
- (in German accent) Look at that right there.
Why are we so good at this game?
- Ooh! - Ash.
(Sharon laughs)
- Oof, maybe not. (laughs)
- Yes!
Oh Jesus!
(blocks clattering)
- (PvF) Jack's the loser!
- Oh! (laughs)
- You know, I want that one. - Ugh.
- I'm gonna go that one!
- (gasps) You wanna switch, are you sure?
- Yeah. - Are you sure?
- No.
- This is mine, I want the dish in front of me.
- Okay.
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(explosion echoes)
(Jair laughs)
- Okay.
- No!
- How do you even interpret this!?
- I'm loving this. This looks so freaking cool.
- Oh! - Oh!
(PvF laughs)
- (PvF) Oh God.
(Noah smacks lips)
- Bro.
- What is in this Jell-O?
- (PvF) Oh, it's Jell-O. - Regular Jell-O!?
- (PvF) No. It has...
- Uh, no. (laughs)
- Oh! (coughs) Oh my God!
- (PvF) How's your Roast Salad? - Oh, it's great. (laughs)
- Salad! - It's really good. (laughs)
- Ugh.
- (laughs) Oh my, it really tastes like garbage.
(Jaxon laughs as SpongeBob)
- (PvF) Oh my God.
(Chris laughs as Patrick)
(Jaxon laughs)
- Ew! (Sharon laughs)
- (PvF) Alright, how are you guys feeling?
You are one for one.
- Boop boop! - Woohoo!
- (PvF) For prize and punishments.
- Ugh! - This is where it gets good.
Oh, this is where stuff gets good, baby.
- (Grandma) Here's a fresh batch.
- Oh! - Oh, grandma!
- The cookies! - Grandma's cookies.
- (both) Nom nom nom nom! (laughs)
- Oh! - This episode!
- Mm-hmm! - Was hilarious!
- Yes!
- Poor Sponge... - One of the classics.
- Also, those are some wild sideburns.
- Look at those teeth, man. He never has chompers
unless he's doing something like that.
- No!
- Sundae, there's hope. There's hope.
- Oh no! - No!
- (SpongeBob) Guess I'll have to use something else!
- Oh my gosh. - There's no way.
- And it was disgusting.
- And his sad peanut plant. - Bro, and he ate it!
- Yes!
- Ugh!
- Bananas. - (SpongeBob) Cherries.
- The cherries, put the cherries,
please put the cherries! - Boring.
- No! (whimpers)
- This triggered me as a kid.
- (laughs) When you're in college, oh!
- Dah, ugh! (Chris laughs)
- Peanuts. (laughs) - Ketchup, onions, peanuts.
- Ugh! - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- They were busted.
- (PvF) Hope you have a sweet tooth,
because we've got a round of sweet treats.
On the tasty side, we've got a massive platter of grandma's cookies,
and on the nasty side,
SpongeBob's classic, oniony Bad Breath Sundae.
- Ugh, classic. Just a real yummy, yummy.
- (PvF) For our minigame, ever played the Pie Face game?
- Yeah.
- (PvF) You'll take turns playing, and when you spin a number,
you have to twist the dials on the side
to wind up the hand.
Whoever gets pied is our big loser.
- (both) One, two, three, shoot.
- You're good. - Alright, I will go first.
- Mm-hmm, and it lands on...
Two!
(dial clicks) - (both) One.
- Two.
- (Sharon) Two.
- Two. (laughs) I was like please be a two.
Oh God!
(dial clicks) Oh my God.
(dial clicks)
- (Sharon) That's it!
- That's a good flick!
- And we got four! - Four!
- Gah!
- It's like a messed up Jack in the Box.
- What the... - Ooh!
(bell rings)
- And it's on four.
- (both) One, two...
- (laughs) It came off, I don't know...
- (Chris) Oh no!
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
(Jack gasps) (dial clicks)
- Oh! (both laugh)
(Sharon laughs)
- Two, two, two. (whispers) Oh, four.
- Oh four, that's a lot.
After there's already been seven! - Can I open my mouth?
- Oh! (Jack whimpers)
- Alright, I'm going to keep what's in front of me,
because I believe it's destined for what I should have.
- Woah!
- So I think this time this'll be the prize.
I'll go with that.
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
- (whispers) Yes!
- God!
- No! (Jaxon laughs)
No! (laughs)
- Enjoy your cookies.
- Yes! - Yeah.
- (whispers) Yes, yes, yes!
- ♪ Doop, dee-doop, dee-doo ♪
♪ You want a little cookie ♪
- Yeah.
- Mmm, they're soft!
(onion snaps)
- Oh!
- It smells like somebody took flour...
(Noah retches) ...and eggs.
- (PvF) Oh, you don't have to do that.
- How's the ketchup?
- It's not bad. - Not bad?
- Mm-mm.
- (PvF) Jack, how does a win feel?
- Look at my forehead. - It feels so great.
(both laugh)
- Hey, Jair! - Ew!
(laughs) Stop, Noah!
- How are those cookies?
- Oh, this is great. Grandma's cookies are great.
- Oh!
- Jelly!
Straight from a jellyfish. - Yep.
- Oh yes! - Mmm!
You called it. - Mm-hmm.
- You called it.
- I love, what's it called,
when he does the sing and dance about it?
- Oh, this isn't so bad.
- (laughs) The noises. - Uh-huh.
- (laughs) Is that Fred?
- (Fred) What the heck is that? (Jair laughs)
- Hey buddy.
- What in the actual hell is that?
- SpongeBob has 27 holes, fun fact.
- Why, this is a hole, good sir, yo!
- That, my whole life, has killed me.
- (SpongeBob) I call it a Krabby Patty...
- (both) With jellyfish jelly.
(both laugh)
- Jelly!
- It looks so satisfying. - Mm-hmm.
- (Fred) Amazing!
- (whispers) Amazing.
- (Fred) I've got to tell someone about this!
- Ooh, spackle?
- Oh, The Flying Dutchman. - Shellac.
- (SpongeBob) Shellac.
(Rusty mumbles)
Oh, you want me to try it?
- I'd actually be down to try that, actually.
- No, I'm not gonna try that.
- Don't take a big bite. Don't take a big bite.
(laughs) - Whole thing!
- Ugh! - Ugh.
- (PvF) Next up, we've got a few strange sandwiches on the menu.
For our yummy prize,
we have the highly acclaimed Jelly Patty,
and for those with less luck,
a disgustingly crunchy, but sticky Rusty on Rye,
with spackle and resin.
- God!
- (PvF) Time for a round of SpongeBob trivia.
There will be three questions,
and whoever can buzz the correct answer the fastest wins.
The Alaskan Bull Worm only says one word.
What is it?
- (gasps) Oh my gosh!
- (PvF) Why, ouch, ugh, Dad, hey?
(SpongeBob laughs)
- Ugh. - (PvF) No.
- Ouch! - (PvF) Correct.
- Ouch? - (PvF) Correct.
- (whispers) Yes!
- (PvF) Why does the Flying Dutchman wear a sock?
To be warm, to be scary, to fly, to eat, or to sleep?
(SpongeBob laughs) (Jack laughs)
- To be warm.
(buzzer) - (PvF) No.
- It's scary.
(buzzer) - (PvF) Incorrect.
- To eat.
(bell rings) - (PvF) Correct.
(Chris sighs)
(SpongeBob laughs)
- Eat.
(bell rings) - (PvF) Correct.
- Oh, to eat! (SpongeBob laughs)
- (PvF) What is the name of SpongeBob's jellyfish net?
Ol' Faithful, Ol' Trusty,
Ol' Reliable, Ol' Predictable, Ol' Dependable?
(SpongeBob laughs)
- If I get this wrong, man, I need to go home.
I'm like 99% sure,
you're talking about Old Reliable right there.
- (PvF) Yes. - Yeah!
- Yeah, okay. (laughs)
- Old Reliable. - (PvF) Perfect.
(Chris grunts)
- Old Dependable. - (PvF) Nope.
- No. (laughs)
Old Reliable? - (PvF) Correct.
- Oh yeah. - Yeah.
- (PvF) Jack, that is a clean sweep!
- Uh-huh!
- I'm keeping the one in front of me!
- I'll keep it.
- I'm gonna say I'm gonna keep mine.
- (PvF) Okay.
Three, two, and one.
- Oh, yes!
- Ugh. - Oh my God!
- Oh, you chose wisely! - Yes!
- Okay.
- What is that? - What is that?
- This is great, the jelly's amazing.
- How's the jelly patty?
- It's great, I feel like I'm at Carl's Jr.
- ♪ Hey all you people ♪ ♪ Hey all you people ♪
♪ Hey all you people ♪ ♪ Won't you listen to me ♪
♪ I've got a sandwich ♪
♪ Not just an ordinary ♪ ♪ Sandwich ♪
♪ A sandwich with ♪ ♪ Jellyfish jelly ♪
Om!
- I got a Rusty on Rye. (Jaxon laughs)
- This was not a 10 out of 10.
- No? - No.
- 11 out of 10?
- I'm gonna go with like four?
- Okay. - Three?
- You got some protein, probably.
- Maybe two, I'm gonna go 2 out of 10.
(both laugh)
- (Squidward) Here you go, sir. A King-Sized...
(Jaxon gasps) - Oh my God!
- Ultra Krabby Patty. - Ultra.
- On a stick! - (laughs) On a stick.
(both laugh)
- (Squidward) Barnacle head.
- Can I have some mayonnaise?
- (Squidward) You forgot your... - (both) Mayonnaise.
(both laugh) - Thanks!
- It's like every office has that worker.
- (Squidward) Look at them eating that garbage.
- That's horrible.
- (Squidward) It's disgusting!
- Eww!
- Stop! (Jaxon laughs)
- (Squidward) I hate Krabby Patties.
(Sharon laughs as SpongeBob)
- What's the punishment!?
- Oh, it's gonna be the... Oh!
- I think I... - Ash, no, Ash, no!
Ash, no, Ash, no, no Ash, Ash, no, Ash!
- No!
- No! - That's Tom Kenny!
- Tom Kenny! No!
- (Tom) I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be...
- Really, really, hot!
- (PvF) And finally, we have what I like to call the extremes.
One one side, we have the King-Sized Ultra Krabby Patty Supreme,
deep-fried, on a stick, with mayo,
and on the other, the deathly spicy
Volcano Sauce that'll make you scream.
And of course, for our minigame,
you're challenge to channel SpongeBob's bubble blowing ability,
and we will see who can blow the biggest B'loonie in one breath.
- Alright, cheers. - I guess we'll find out.
- Oh, well, you won. (laughs)
Mine just popped, I shot right through that thing, man.
- Okay, you're done! You're done now.
- (PvF) Did yours already pop?
- Mine immediately busted! No!
- No, mine popped, no!
- (PvF) You're gonna stick with yours?
- I'm just gonna stick with it.
- I feel like I'm gonna keep what's in front of me.
- Ooh, okay. - (PvF) Alright.
- (group) Three, two, one.
- Thank you! Thank you, Poseidon!
- [Censored]. - Yes, oh my God! (laughs)
- Oh! - Ahh!
That looks insane! - What!?
- Look at them eating that garbage.
(patty crunches)
- Is it good? - It's really good.
Really, really good.
- Here we go.
(Noah laughs)
- Yo, wait, where are you? Where are you right now?
- (PvF) Ugh! - Eww! (laughs)
- Uh... - One.
- (PvF) No. (laughs)
- Two.
- (PvF) You can stop. - Mayo? (laughs)
(Sharon coughs)
Oh no, medic! (laughs)
- Three.
- Ooh! (laughs) You are insane.
- (whispers) Crazy. - Enjoy that.
- Breaking news! Jaxon dies on People Vs. Food!
Oh, that was a lot.
Oh [censored], that was a lot.
- Want a bite?
No? - [Censored] off.
I [censored] can't do this anymore.
(Jack laughs)
(patty crunches)
- (PvF) Are you okay, Jair?
(Jair sighs)
(Jair laughs)
- This is amazing. - (PvF) Yeah?
- It's literally a tempura-ed burger.
It's so good!
- (PvF) Alright, well, that does it for today.
Any final thoughts?
- Ugh, Krabs, you nincompoop, ugh!
- I'm a Goofy Goober.
- I wanna say thank you to you, Ash.
You got to make two of my dreams come true.
One, talk about SpongeBob for a long time,
and two, to eat food from SpongeBob.
That was a really cool thing. - (PvF) Of course!
- I'm fine. - Thanks, Ash!
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching
this super fun episode of Prize Vs. Punishment Roulette.
What else do you guys wanna see in the comments down below?
Let us know.
This game is super fun,
and I'm just gonna play it for the rest of the outro.
Ah, ah...
(blocks clattering)
Should've known. Bye!