go away
housekeeping what are you doing i said go away well i thought we needed a breakfast meeting so i
brought a selection of cereals i took a juice and two full english i don't want an english breakfast
no that's for me liam's brought you a quest one no butter we know you're watching your figure
how dare you burst in here i could have been naked oh don't worry about liam i know he looks 12 but
he's seen it all before haven't you love wow now i've spoken to the doctor and he says that you're
doing okay but he needs to know exactly what was in that injection so i'm off to the chinese shop
with a box to see if we can translate the contents i've cancelled all our appointments for today you
are our number one priority liam four sausages are you trying to kill me you asked for them
oh you're looking so much better than you did last night you know i haven't slept a wink i
don't know what it is but a carnell feeling partly responsible partly responsible you've repeatedly
injected my face with an unknown substance pulled from the chinese pound shop it's your rose shut up
sorry oh you could have been anything i've just seen a woman on the internet who nearly died
when her face was injected with petrol well he wouldn't have done that
not with the price of petrol these days that's why i'm off to the shop to get a translation
oh and remember love don't go in all guns blazing that are very proud people are chinese
and they will be devastated if they've given us something dangerous by mistake
konnichiwa oh he's like the kofi anna benidorm oh how's the wounded soldier that's it get
out all of you get out uh i just wanted to ask where you're temporarily incapacitated shall i
assume the position of acting monitors after the pig's ear you made of it last time you must be
joking well somebody's got to be in charge else we're all going to descend into chaos this place
is in chaos 24 7. do you really think anybody's going to notice the difference now get out
i left your sausage get out it's not actually bad this food you reckon there's plenty of it
mind you that's a problem with all you can eat you keep wanting to go back for more don't you
well back in a minute
what's going on there then auntie terry shagged the bomber last night
oh dear god what's wrong with that she's on her holiday she's single
what if they try and sue us why would they sue us i don't know mental anguish
listen about last night don't worry about it it's walter under the bridge
you are i accept your apology it's not a problem i didn't apologize oh i'm just gonna ask you have
you wanted to join me in making a formal complaint about what basically i'm on the board of directors
for the uk pub quiz watchdog committee now we don't have a lot of jurisdiction in europe but
i'm pretty sure that i can get a strongly worded caution emailed over to him by the end of today
what are you going on about he wants to complain about the quiz last night
bear said mate oh yeah what conducting a quiz without you care and attention
i think they should all be lined up against the woman shot
and their families made a watch excellent glad one on the same page i'm jeff people call me the
article clive this is my son tiger cool cool maybe we can all grab a cold one together over lunch
not often i meet someone who's just passionate about quizzing as myself yeah lovely let us
you