- Sorry.
- You know, I've laughed at this video about a million times
and today's the day I get to hold it together.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) You both have something in common.
What is it? - We are both police officers.
- Cops. - Cops.
- We're police officers. - Yeah, we're both
law enforcement.
- (FBE) So, you're both gonna be playing against each other
in a try not to laugh challenge. - Oh man, I already lost.
- Probably lose. This guy's making me--
- I'm already laughing, so I don't know.
- I think it's absolutely necessary to have a sense of humor
for some of the stuff that we deal with sometimes.
- Working the streets is like working a comedy show.
It's better than Comedy Central.
- I like how every day, it's something new.
- There's a guy that walks around with a goat
named Tom Brady where we work,
so I thought the radio call was gonna be fake
and I got there, I was like, "No, he has a goat."
- I have a degree in neuroscience and psychobiology
from UCLA and instead of doing just lab work,
I said, "Hey, let's try it out. It's like a free workout session"
and I loved the academy and I stuck with it.
- I mean, I got my degree in criminal justice.
I was going straight down the path with no return.
- We just do what we do, chasing the box, as they call it,
going to radio calls. - Based on my look,
they think I work behind a desk,
but I'm out in the streets pulling cars over.
I'm running and gunning like every other police officer.
I know I look a little boujee, but yeah.
- (FBE) So, the rules of the game are simple.
If you smile or laugh during a video or in between
videos after we start playing the first video,
you will no longer be able to participate in the competition.
- Oh, so no smiling at all.
- I'll try not to laugh. I just bring my serous face
right here.
- Her and I have worked together a lot and there have been
instances where we're in a police car together
laughing so loud that another unit three cars behind us--
- Can hear me. - Can her Raina laughing.
I never get past the first video to begin with.
I'll be shocked if she gets further than me.
- I saw this one before.
- Horrible, man. - Look at that.
- Sticky fingers, dude.
- Pick it up.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(buzzer)
- Oh no. (buzzer)
- I laughed. I can't handle it.
The little kung-fu kick to run.
(buzzer)
- I haven't seen someone that exactly,
but I've seen people running with their pants down.
Belts apparently are not that common.
- She should have been like, pulled the magazine
and take each bullet and throw it at the guy.
- We're good. - I feel like it's gonna get worse.
- Oh, I am going to ruin it for you.
Oh, this is my mission.
- Oh, I think I've seen this one. They lock him inside.
- (woman) Hey!
- Got a robbery going on. - That's what it sounds like.
- Take the baby. What are you doing?
- Nice. Nicely done.
- Oh, he's locked in. Oh, this is great.
- I'm having a really hard time 'cause I wanna smile so bad
anticipating-- there you go.
I'm not smiling.
- Oh he's trying to shoot the lock or something.
- Get out of here. I hope that ricochet don't hit him.
- They're gonna--
(buzzer)
- Dude, this is a really good advertisement for whatever
security company it is. I'll buy their product.
- That's amazing. That's instant karma.
I was really waiting for one of the bullets
to ricochet or something, but that's still great.
- Man, they're not gonna help you.
- Think sad thoughts and angry thoughts.
(buzzer)
- One bad guy off the street. You should be happy
about that, James.
- That was awesome. - Very smart.
- I like the people in there. Most people just run and scream.
♪ (happy music) ♪
- I've seen this one. - I've seen--
- Nice music.
- Right in the head.
- Sorry. (buzzer)
- That was comedy, bro. Come on.
He whacked his partner, bro. - That's just stupidity.
-You know, I've laughed at this video about a million times
and today's the day I get to hold it together.
- It's criminals, so you want them to get their due justice,
but when it happens to them in a moment
to themselves, it's like instant karma.
That is gratifying.
♪ Will you help me hide a body? ♪
- You know this song? - I do not know this one.
- You don't have kids. You got no kids.
♪ No one can see him on the floor ♪
♪ Get him out the door before he can decay ♪
- (man) You hear the magical sound.
Whoo! - I ain't never be doing
that at work. - Nah, nah, nah.
- (man) I'm okay, I'm fine. I can beat this or two.
Whoo! I'm gonna go to jail.
(buzzer)
- (man) All right, so this is a police investigation,
so you have to tell the truth. You are under oath.
- I'm confused.
- (man) State your name to the camera.
- (male voice) Hi, I'm Steve Jobs.
- (man) Nope, gotta tell the truth.
- (male voice) Hi, I'm Godzilla. - (man) Just state your real name.
- (male voice) Hi, I'm Batman's dad. - Nah, nothing.
- (FBE) Have you seen TikTok videos before?
- I have not. - I don't think we're hip enough.
- For our policy, if you identify yourself,
then you're liable, so yeah, we don't--
- They tell us just to stay off of it if possible
and yet I'm here. I'll make your job.
- You have my job.
- (officer) Shut your engine off.
- (man) What the [bleep] do you want?
- Clearly training video. - OMG.
Is this from the '80s?
- Oh. - (man) I'm only a block from home.
Why don't you let me go? - He's from North Dakota, eh?
- Ah man, you let him go all in his pockets?
Come on, now. What are you doing?
- Back in the car? - What are you doing?
- (narrator) Most people have drawn inner boundaries
they don't want crossed and sometimes,
the blade is there to guard those boundaries.
- (man) Here's my licence. Why don't you come and get it?
- What the hell?
- I mean, the whole, "What the [bleep] do you want?"
with someone getting out of the car, that's pretty accurate
sometimes, but no, let's-- I don't know what
his plan was there.
- For one, you never let a dude go back in his car
for that reason specifically and then you don't bring
a baton to a knife fight because you're gonna
lose that battle. - Yeah and the accent?
Come on, it's L.A. - Yeah, get rid of the accent.
- (FBE) We got a giggle! - Oh, what?
I was talking to you. (buzzer)
- This some Final Destination stuff right here.
- Eddie Murphey. What is this Kindergarten Cop
or something? - Beverly Hills Cop.
- Oh, Beverly Hills Cop, right.
- Oh [bleep].
- I remember this.
- I thought that was supposed to be
Beverly Hills Cop, right? I don't remember that.
- Tell me the movie ended exactly like that.
I got you here to support me and I'm here to support you
through the end of it. Let's go.
- (man) He's gonna kill us.
- RoboCop.
- Oh no.
- Ooh.
- (RoboCop) Your move, creep.
- Ouch. - Not good.
Not cool man, not cool. - Oh my goodness.
- That definitely wasn't in the movie.
- Oh, it's fan made.
- Oh RoboCop.
- And this guy just goes around shooting peckers off?
- Who the [bleep] makes this? (buzzer)
- Dude, I can still kinda see beyond the "Oh God."
- You gotta tell me what movie this is,
'cause I'm about to go see this.
- They raised the quality here. - He is locked on.
That dude can shoot straight, let me tell you.
That's why they call him RoboCop.
- (FBE) You survived. You won.
- I did. I'll tell you, if I never
saw that brick video, I would have laughed
my ass off.
- Now can I smile? The last one, that was probably
the one that really got me to laugh.
- (FBE) So guys, you lost. - Yeah, we lost.
- That wasn't a smile. That was a--
I get that look when I'm shocked.
- Yeah, all the stuff you see-- - People think because we're cops
we're not-- we're supposed to be serious
all the time like we don't have personalities.
You kinda just have to laugh it off, 'cause then you
have to move on to the next thing.
- Shows a different side of us, 'cause we're an authority figure,
so sometimes-- we are human.
We laugh, so it's nice to see that.
- (FBE) What do you have to say to the people
who are trying to commit all these crimes?
- Hopefully they learn and don't repeat the same mistake.
- Don't do it. - They gotta do it
or we lose our jobs. - That's true.
- So keep committing crimes.
- Thanks for watching cops try not to laugh.
- On the React Channel.
- You have the right to Subscribe.
- Got a funny crime video? - I'll be sure to call it in.
- Bye! - Bye.
- Hey guys, Sabrina here, React Channel producer.
You are under arrest for not watching FBE2.
Come check it out. We go live every single week
and go behind the scenes with all of us.
Go there! Bye.