"Grandparents"
As you might be able to tell, today I look horrible.
Maybe you can't see but I have black circles under my eyes.
And that's because I slept 15 minutes last night.
Too many things to do and little time to sleep.
Sleepy.
I am sleepy.
So if I'm a little slower than usual, it's because..
So this is gonna be very improvised video.
Cheers to that.
Cheers.
Grandparents.
Better known as the people who feed pigeons at the park.
We all have grandparents.
Some are still with us,
and some are looking at us from heaven.
Grandparents are you parent's parents.
So they lived in a very different era.
And it used to be very common for people to have many kids.
And those kids to have more kids.
Rabbits.
So your grandmother has like 50 nephews and nieces.
And of course it takes a lot for her to remember your name.
Hi grandma.
Hello, Juan.
Pedro.
Roberto.
Martin.
Jose.
Tomas.
Federico.
Mario.
Humberto.
Grandma, my name is Esteban.
Almost.
Before saying your name,
first she names all the other grandkids.
Grandmothers are also known for being very loving.
They love the..
A visit to your grandmother's house
means to end up with your cheeks all swollen.
Hi grandma.
Hi, my little boy,
so cute, I love you so much.
Once, a friend went to see his grandmother to a retirement house.
All of the old people pinched his cheeks at the same time.
He died.
Like I said, they were born in another era.
Much more natural.
There wasn't as much technology like nowadays.
For example, when you get sick.
Nowadays, when you get sick,
you take pills, go to the doctor, get a shot.
It's normal.
But if you're at your grandmother's and you get sick.
It's a bit different.
Grandma, I'm a bit sick.
I have a very good home remedy for that.
Don't worry, I'll take some pills and I will be ok.
No pills, or more things from the devil.
But grandma.
Lay down right there, I'm going to heal you.
"Grandmother Marta, home remedies."
First, I'll put some lettuce to take away the bad vibes.
A bit of tomato juice, like my mother did.
The entire tomato.
Egg is good for germs so.
A little bit so it works.
There you go.
Oh, your a little feverish.
Orange juice.
A lot of vitamin C.
Ok, you should be feeling better by tomorrow.
Grandmothers and their home remedies.
With age, grandparents start changing.
They're not like they used to be.
They start to wrinkle,
They wear fake teeth.
And also with time they start to lose hearing.
What?.
That they start losing hearing!.
Hi, grandpa.
Grandpa.
Grandpa!.
How are you?.
Who is Tomas?.
No, how are you feeling?.
That your forehead hurts?.
How did you sleep?.
You want me to tell you a joke?.
This old man doesn't hear anything.
That you brought a salad?.
Grandmothers in general listen to..
What?.
Grandmothers in general are very loving.
They always treat us like we're the most beautiful thing in the world.
Even if we look like ogres.
We're very spoiled.
Since we're little they tell us how beautiful we are.
How special, divine and handsome we are.
So much that sometimes we even believe it.
Hello.
Hi.
Do you want to go for a drink?, beautiful.
Err, no thanks.
But how are you gonna lose the opportunity of going out with someone like me.
Someone like you?.
Someone as handsome and beautiful.
I'm sorry to tell you but
you're quite ugly.
I'm sorry but you're horrible.
So..
My grandmother lied to me!.
Here's an advice for grandmothers,
If you have a grandchild that's ugly, don't lie!.
Tell him how ugly he is since they're little.
That way you save him embarrassment in the future.
That's how I will do it with my son.
Son.
Yes daddy?.
You're horrid as a mole,
disgusting as a pimple and no one will ever love you.
Ok, can I have a hug?.
No, because you're ugly.
Like grandmothers find us beautiful.
They spoil us a lot.
I remember that my grandmother always gave me money in secret.
Honey.
Yes?.
Have this so you can buy something.
But don't tell your mom.
Son?.
Your mom!, run!.
I must say that now that I'm older,
I'm starting to think that my grandmother was a international drug dealer.
She gave me money in secret, much too well not to be in something illegal.
Grandma, do you have drugs?.
Yes, but don't tell the police.
The police!, run!.
They'll never catch me!.
I'm just saying, too much coincidence.
One thing grandmothers love to do is cooking.
If they're not knitting, feeding pigeons or playing cards, they're cooking.
And if they love cooking,
They SuperUltraMegaSuperDuper love it when you eat.
You're eating at your grandmother's.
You're just finishing lunch,
and she's already giving you another plate.
You finish that plate,
and they're serving dessert.
You finish dessert
and she's already cooking supper.
That's why I always entered my grandmother's house like this.
Hi grandma!, how are you?.
And went out like this.
Bye grandma, see you next sunday!.
I went in walking and came out rolling.
Grandparents were raised in another era.
Facebook didn't exist,
no internet.
Maybe there was a radio.
So for them, adjusting to new technology, can be a little bit hard.
But that's what grandkids are for.
To help our grandparents.
Darling, something came up in this thing from the devil.
What does it say?.
It says, "Close the window to continue".
Ok, so just close the window and there.
Ok.
It didn't work.
Believe it or not, that has happened to me.
Like 334.232 times.
Believe or not, I've seen worse.
This thing, it doesn't work!.
Marta!, the tv is not working!.
Marta!.
Question!.
What are your grandparent's names?.
I have my grandmother Angela, grandfather Diego and my grandmother Teresa.
Anyway.
This video was a bit short and punctual.
But really sleeping 15 minutes is killing me.
Sleeping 15 minutes, is not recommendable.
You didn't see because the video is edited,
but I spent half of this video, yawning.
No idea why I took the yawning out of the video and now I'm showing them anyway.
This was this week's video, I hope you liked it even if I was yawning a lot.
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Well I hope you liked this video, now I'm going to sleep.
A stinky not showered or shaved smelling psychological hug
And see you next friday.
Too sleepy to clap.
Bye bye!.