(upbead music)
Welcome back to the show.
Years ago, Link and I played around
with something called a speech jammer,
a device that plays your voice back on a slight delay,
thus jamulating your speech.
Okay, so there are two teams,
and they have a--
(laughing)
As you can imagine, using the speech jammer
while making phone calls is difficult,
so we have decided to challenge each other
to make some ridiculous speech--
I can't even do it now--
Not even have it yet--
I don't even have it yet.
Speech jammer prank calls.
Take a look.
Okay, Rhett, here is your speech jammer challenge.
You have to call a hotel and book a honeymoon suite,
but instead of requesting for rose petals
to lead a trail to the bed,
you want a trail of hummus leading to the bed
and then you want the pillows to be made of pita bread.
(phone ringing)
- [Woman] Hi, thank you for holding, how can I help you?
Yes, I have a special request for my honeymoon?
- [Woman] Yes?
You know how sometimes there are roses on the floor,
like leading to the bed?
- [Woman] Yes, petals?
Yes, instead of roses I would like hummus.
- [Woman] I'm sorry, what was that?
Instead of roses I would like hummus.
- [Woman] Hummus?
Hummus.
- [Woman] So you wanna set that up?
Yes, I would like to set that up.
I would like the pillows to be pita bread.
- [Woman] May I connect you with the concierge?
That would be lovely.
So did I win?
No, you failed.
Okay, Link, here's your challenge.
You're gonna be calling a porta potty provider,
telling them you have a family reunion for 50 people,
they're gonna give you an estimate
of how many porta potties you need for the event,
and then you have to give specific details
about what's gonna happen at the family reunion
to get them to double their estimate
of how many porta potties are needed,
from a professional porta potty perspective.
So I get a number?
Yeah, and then get 'em to double it.
Get 'em to double it.
- [Woman] Thank you for calling Luxury Flush.
- [Man] Luxury Flush.
Hello, I would like to order some
porta potties for my family reunion.
- [Man] Okay, hold on a second,
let me just get a sales rep.
- [Kimberly] Hi, this is Kimberly with Luxury Flush,
how can I help you?
I'm interested in ordering some porta potties
for my family reunion.
- [Kimberly] Okay, that's fine,
and what date will this be?
It's the day after Thanksgiving,
big day.
- [Kimberly] Okay.
Everybody's carrying a heavy load.
There's 50 of us--
- [Kimberly] Alright, so that's--
How many porta potties do you think we need?
- [Kimberly] One porta potty is good for about 50 people
for five hours.
One?
- [Kimberly] I'm not sure how--
yeah, just one.
But the party's gonna last for about 10 hours.
- [Kimberly] Okay, 10 hours and how many people again?
50, so...
I mean that's gonna be...
- [Kimberly] You might want at least two, at least two.
So that's one male and one female porta potty then?
- [Kimberly] Yeah, that might work for you.
And we're serving a nice dinner of
broccoli and black coffee, so keep that in mind.
Everybody's gonna need to go--
- [Kimberly] Okay, so you might want
three of them just to be safe.
I just want you to know that I've
got a lot of naturally nauseous people,
so it's gonna be a lot of number threes happen,
not just number twos and number ones,
if you know what I mean.
- [Kimberly] Oh boy.
I wanna be ready...
- [Kimberly] That doesn't sound very fun.
Okay, I would definitely recommend three then,
if you get--
Are you sure that's enough?
Because you know three-bean salad?
I just want to be on the safe side here.
I don't want to leave long lines.
- [Kimberly] Okay, so you're thinking four of them?
Well is that what you're thinking?
- [Kimberly] I think that'd be good,
and I just spoke with my manager
and he would say taking into account
that it's Thanksgiving especially
and that it's gonna be a lot of people for all day,
he would recommend four of them.
Oh yeah, totally four.
(hand slapping)
You did it!
Yeah!
Have you called back?
All those porta potties, man, they're gonna be here.
So you called back, you confirmed.
Oh yeah, it's happening, I got 'em all,
they're gonna be (mumbles).
Have you told your family?
Yeah, they're all invited.
Come use the porta potties.
Okay, next we're gonna give some photos a hand
and it's gonna get weird.
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