We're going to do a song for you now
This is a song about an Irish airline.
Called...
Ryanair.
I'm...
Flying Ryanair
Because I got no money
I can't afford
An Aerlingus seat.
He's got no space
For his feet.
Final call, final call now
For Ryanair flight FR206 to Alicante
Now boarding at a gate
that couldn't possibly
be further away.
I'm running to the gate
The ticket says I'm late
Oh no I'm not
Three hours standing in the queue.
We left you standing there
there the jokes on you.
I got my carry on bag.
It's kinda big
I'm starting to worry
I'm starting to twitch
Going to be stopped
By the baggage bitch.
Excuse me, could I see your bag please?
Eh... its just a small bag.
Oh it's just a small bag is it?
We'll just have a small look so.
Just pop it in the cage there we'll have a quick check.
Just pop in the cage there.
We'll all have a good laugh.
Stick in there now.
It's not even heavy.
Smells heavy.
I can smell the dimensions.
Just pop it in there and move along quickly
Ah be sound.
Ah go on now.
Ooh you're trying my patients.
Oh God you are trying my patients.
Get in the cage!
Oh jesus ye.
Ye, ye!
Leave the bag.
You in!
I'm in the cage.
All the way.
You're arse is sticking out.
No, no...
No helping.
I can fit!
I can fit.
That'll be a 120 euro.
Oh I love my job.
She's....
Got a face.
Like she's never been laid.
But she's going to do me
with the extra charge.
Doing you from behind...
with your credit card.
Thank you all for flying Ryanair.
We know you've had a shit time.
But eh...
You'll be back.
Because you're poor!
I'm booking another flight.
I'm loosing patients
Because the website
Is a pile of Sh...
Excuse me!
Would you like travel insurance?
No.
OK.
Have you changed your mind?
Have you changed your mind about the travel insurance?
No I haven't changed my mind no.
OK no worries how about now?
No.
No I'm just checking, now?
And now again.
Would you like to click the box that says you want travel insurance.
Would you like to click the box that says you don't want travel insurance?
Would you like to click the box that says
Do not not not not
Do not not not not not not
Do not not not not
Mlulelelelelel
You just bought travel insurance.
Ah f*&^ it!
I'm trying to book the flight
Hertz car rental??
No. No.
Do you want it?
No
Samsanite bag?
No thank you.
Ryanair talk talk telephone card?
Ryanair scratch cards?
Helping childrens charitys.
No.
Do you want smokeless cigarettes?
Do you want a used car?
Or a lawnmower?
I'm just trying to get rid of it at the moment.
It's actually a pretty good deal.
How much is the lawnmower?
It's 60 quid for the whole thing.
60 quid?
Ye ye.
You just bought travel insurance.
$%*%£@~%
I'm trying to book the...
I'm sorry you have been timed out.
Doomdah.
Thank you very much for watching
we are Foil Arms and Hog
Or I am anyway
it is me
(No he doesn't. I write all the subtitles - Hog)
We've got some live shows coming up in Cork.
Which are sold out
But then we are in Cambridge and York and Leicester.
Still some tickets left there.
And 4 shows in May in Vicar Street
And also 3 shows in June in Vicar Street.
And they're the last 3 shows of Craicling.
And then we're going to take a little bit of a brake from touring
You are like thank God!
And we're going to right our new show.
Doomdah.......