- (Jim) Oh, they glued this.
- (laughs) I can't focus!
Whoa, you're cheating! - Do we have to put our name on it?
No, alright, I'm...
- He's looking at the problems! (cricket chirps)
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) You're in the new movie Troop Zero,
now available on Prime Video,
which focuses on one girl's urge to join the Birdie Scouts.
Today we wanna test your real-world scout knowledge
in a Try Not To Lose Challenge.
- Oh no! She has an intellegence advantage.
I'm not that smart. (rimshot echoes)
- (FBE) There will be five challenges and you'll only have 60 seconds
to complete each one.
For every challenge you win, you'll be awarded
a totally fake badge to keep score.
Whoever finishes with the most badges will go down in React history
as our ultimate online scout.
Are you ready for your first challenge?
- I'm ready. - Yeah.
- No! Yeah, uh, yes.
- (FBE) So we're gonna dive right in to the basics.
We'll be testing your abilities
by challenging you to tie a double fisherman's knot.
First we're gonna show you an instructional video,
so don't stress out too much.
Then you'll have one minute
to make the same knot you see in the video.
- (man) One cord, in this case, the bottom one.
- We have to do it with two ropes?
- (man) Around the other cord twice, in an X shape.
Then tuck the end under the top of this X.
- I'm already out. - (man) Again, twice.
- I don't even like fish, why am I?
- (man) Pull on the cords.
- (FBE) Alright, you guys ready to try it yourselves?
- No. - (Jim) Yeah.
- (FBE) Alright, your time starts now.
- Alright, what?
♪ (tense music) ♪
(Mckenna laughs)
Oy, this reminds me of the sea. Aye, oh yes.
Ah, there we are! Classic fisherman's knot.
- I did something too.
- (FBE) And time's up! (bell rings)
Oh my goodness guys!
That's actually pretty impressive.
- We did things!
- (FBE) I think you guys both get badges for this one.
- I think we both, that's a fluke, right?
- Mom, are you proud of me? - (mom) I'm proud!
- Thank you, mom!
- Are you proud of me also, Mckenna's mom?
- (mom) I am!
(record scratches) - I think that's inappropriate.
- (FBE) So next up guys, you're gonna be trying
to get your memory badge in a Draw From Memory Challenge.
- (Jim) Uh oh.
- (Mckenna) Oh my gosh, I like drawing.
- (FBE) So we're gonna give you a card that's gonna have three options.
You're gonna pick one of the options off the card to draw.
You're gonna have 60 seconds to draw it.
If your partner can guess what you drew,
you get your badge. - Oh wait.
- (FBE) Sound good?
- Yes. - Okay.
- (FBE) Alright so look at your cards. Don't let your partner see.
Pick which of those three things you'd like to draw.
- These are hard!
- (FBE) Three, two, one.
- And how long do we have til they?
- (FBE) 60 seconds.
♪ (upbeat rock music) ♪
Alright, 10 seconds. - Oh no, oh no.
- (FBE) Time is up! (bell rings)
- Okay. - (FBE) Pencils down!
Alright, show each other what you drew!
- Okay. Here's what I drew.
- Is it a duck?
- No. - Oh, it's a woodpecker!
- It is a woodpecker! - Oh my gosh!
(whispers) I'm smart. - Okay.
- I drew that.
- Okay, that's, is that a giraffe? No, that's a cat.
- (Mckenna) Yes. - Hi, I'm Bob.
Bob the cat? - (Mckenna) Close.
- I'm a bobcat! - Yes, it's a bobcat!
- That's great! (kaboom!)
- (FBE) Congratulations, guys, you both got badges!
- We both got badges! - Yay!
- (FBE) So tell me guys, how do you feel about
giving handmade gifts to your friends?
- I love making handmade gifts! - I don't like giving gifts.
- (FBE) We're gonna have you guys celebrate your friendship
by giving each other a little token of your appreciation.
To earn your jewelry badge,
you're gonna make each other friendship bracelets!
- Awesome!
- (FBE) Afterwords, you'll have to determine
if your friend has earned their badge.
- Oh, okay.
- (FBE) Time starts now! - Okay, okay, 60 seconds?
- Dang it, always the hardest part of it
is (gasps) they're in alphabetical order!
(slowed) They're in alphabetical order!
- How do you?
- It's all stuck in there! (gasps)
- How do ya? - This is bad, oh no!
- Oh they glued this.
- All of the letters are stuck in there!
How did you open it? (laughs)
- I'd help you, but we're competing against each other.
- I did it, did y'all tape all of these together?
This is a load of bologna!
- Do you like stars? - Sure!
- To me, you're a star. - Thank you.
- I'm at a disadvantage, 'cause I have the hands of an ape.
(monkey laughs)
- (FBE) Get those beads on and tie those bracelets off.
- Wait, tie them?
- Look at how good that is. Isn't that nice?
- (Mckenna) How much time do we have left?
- (FBE) Time is up in five... - Four, three, two,
oh, these are, what's that?
- (FBE) Alright, time's up! (bell rings)
So what do you guys think?
Did you both earn your friendship bracelet badge?
- I'm gonna say you did. - I like it.
I think he did too. - I love the coordination.
- Thank you. - The yellow, purple, double blue,
and then the pink one in the middle.
- And mine says "AA BB CC DD".
- Yeah, AABBCCDD.
That was always my nickname for you. AABBCCDD!
- (Mckenna) AABBCCDD.
- Remember when we were on set, I'd be like hey AABBCCDD!
- Exactly!
- (FBE) So there's new math, and there's old math,
but this is the New Math Badge Challenge!
- (Jim) Uh oh.
- (FBE) You'll each have 60 seconds to get as many
of these answers correct as you can.
- Do we have to put our name on it? - Whoa, you're cheating!
- No, um, alright, I won't. - He's looking at the problems!
- (FBE) Are you guys ready? - Can I use a calculator?
- (FBE) No, go! - Go, alright.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- I hate this. - (Shia) Make your dreams come true!
- (Mckenna) I feel like I'm gonna get this wrong,
and then I'm gonna embarrass myself.
(water bloops)
- (FBE) Alright, your time is up. (bell rings)
Let's hand your sheets to the teacher for grading.
- Very disappointing. Oh.
- Jim! - I'm joking.
- It's not my fault that I'm not good at math.
- But you are good at math! - But I'm not!
- (FBE) So Mckenna, all three of yours were right.
Jim, all four of yours were wrong. (buzzer rings)
That means this badge goes to Mckenna!
- I wanted her to win.
- I just want to thank my mom, and my math program.
- I did four, and they were all wrong?
- (woman) They ask you how you are,
and you just have to say that you're fine
when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it
because they would never understand.
- (FBE) For your final badge, we're gonna see how well
you can teach yourself music on a simple recorder.
- I'm already lost. I already lost.
- If you win this one, it's a tie,
and if I win it, then I win. - Right.
But you know what?
If you see Troop Zero, we're all winners.
- Yes, but if I win the badge, I too, will win.
- But you're not gonna. - But I am.
- (FBE) The song you will be singing, or playing, I should say,
is the classic banger Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
So you'll each have one minute to practice,
then you'll play your songs back to us in a recital.
Whoever hits the most correct notes will win,
and I hope you can both read sheet music.
- Oh.
♪ (discordant recorder music) ♪
(laughs) Stop, I can't focus!
- I hope there's no snakes around.
(Mckenna laughs) There's quicksand ahead!
- (FBE) Jim, would you like to play first?
- Yeah, sure. I just would point out
that this is a Soprano Descant,
and that's not my normal recorder that I normally...
- Just play it!
- Alright, gotta get in the right mood.
(trills)
One, one, one, one. (trills)
One, one, one, one.
Can I just point out that this Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
is very ageist, you know what I mean?
Why does it have to be a little star?
What about the larger stars?
- (FBE) Jim, I feel like you're stalling here.
♪ (discordant recorder music) ♪
- I did it really quick.
♪ (discordant recorder music) ♪
- (FBE) Alright Mckenna. - Where do I pick up my badge?
- (FBE) Are you ready to show us what you got, Mckenna?
♪ (recorder music) ♪
(Mckenna laughs)
I think at least one of those notes was right,
so I'm gonna say Mckenna gets the badge!
(bell rings) (buzzer rings)
- Ah, okay.
Okay, I'm just gonna take my recorder and go home.
- (FBE) So you have completed all of the challenges today,
and earned as many badges as you could.
Are you ready to find out who won?
- Um.
Can we take a lunch break? - (FBE) It's Mckenna!
(bell rings) - What the, I demand a recount.
- I'll do it again, it was very fun.
- Obviously, this whole thing was sexist.
(record scratches) Where are you going?
(seal barks) Okay.
- (woman) They ask you how you are,
and you just have to say that you're fine.
- Thanks for watching REACT.
- Thanks to FBE for having us.
- And be sure to check out Troop Zero on Prime Video.
- (Mckenna) Yes! - Thanks for having us, fuh-bee.
- Fuh-bee. Bye!
- Bye!
- Hey guys, React Producer Mary here.
Thank you so much for watching this Try Not To Lose Challenge
with Jim Gaffigan and Mckenna Grace.
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Bye!