(audience cheering)
- The topic is 'Instagram models'.
(audience cheering)
- Instagram model,
tell me the answer
to why your booty is fat,
but it's hard as a jolly rancher.
(audience laughing)
Instagram model,
selling bundles of hair,
yet you sleep on a mattress that is filled up with air.
(audience laughing)
So as I stand before you today,
I feel it is my duty
to let all of the beautiful women know
that real men still like real booty.
(audience cheering)
(pinging)
- Your topic is 'dry biscuits'.
(audience cheering)
- Dry biscuits.
(coughing)
Water.
(audience laughing)
(coughing)
Dry biscuits.
(audience laughing)
(buzzing)
(audience jeering)
- That was interpretive.
- Because the biscuits are so dry.
- That was interpretive.
You don't know (beep) about poetry.
(audience laughing)
- Your topic is 'Florida men'.
(audience cheering)
- Okay.
Local myth or urban legend?
Facts or fiction?
The police always get him,
but at least he gets his hiss in.
- Amy, this (beep) ain't working.
So (beep) let's start twerking.
(audience cheering)
(beeping)
- Your topic is 'student loans'.
(audience cheering)
- Let's go, Big Mac.
- Student loans,
they won't go away.
(audience laughing)
January, February, March, April,
damn Sally May!
(audience laughing)
Student loans, student loans.
I don't answer calls from scam likely.
I shouldn't have to pay you back.
My job has nothing to do with my degree.
(audience cheering)
Student loans, student loans.
What don't you understand?
I'll never have your money.
Put me on the payment plan.
(audience cheering)
(pinging)
- Your topic is 'jail tattoos'.
(audience cheering)
- Jail tattoos.
Scribble, scrabble, dibble, dabble.
This was not in the plans.
No matter how hard you look at me,
you can't make out what I am.
(audience laughing)
My cellmate tried touching it up.
It was done in a rush.
It's supposed to say 'love', it says 'luck'.
I was written as 'Mariah' on Nick's back,
and now he covered it up.
(audience laughing)
Jail tattoos.
(pinging)
(audience cheering)
- The person I'm about to bring out right here,
he ain't new school, but he already a legend.
Coming back for his third bell, representing Chicago,
y'all make some noise for Chance the Rapper!
(audience cheering)
(upbeat happy music)
So what you coming here to do today,
besides stealing another one of my damn belts?
(audience laughing)
- What I seen is, y'all cheated.
You got a lot of my friends on the old school team,
so I figured I'd bring one of my homies.
Straight from Chicago, the voice of the streets,
make some noise for Durkio!
(audience cheering)
- Durk, the A Team.
Y'all just brought the whole Chicago, huh?
- You about to have a heart attack?
- I whooped his ass, I still ain't got my belt.
- It's in the mail.
(audience laughing)
Y'all just gonna let him jump in, I get it.
We ain't got none over here.
- Sure don't.
- Until I introduce the King.
Y'all make some noise for T.I.
(audience cheering)
Now, Steven, you ready to do this?
(audience cheering)
Probably gonna be a classic "Wild 'n Out" episode,
so we might as well play a classic game
called 'Hood Jeopardy'.
- [Narrator] Jeopardy.
- Have a good time.
You ready?
- Yep.
'White dudes raised in the hood would do this.'
(beeping)
(beep)
- What is.
Aight, I'mma (beep) witch.
(pinging)
(audience laughing)
(beeping)
(audience laughing)
(beep)
(beeping)
- I have five black friends, I'm good!
(audience laughing)
(pinging)
- What if I'm white, but I ain't really white white.
You know what I'm talking about?
You already know what I'm going on.
(audience laughing)
(beeping)
- Woody Kosaf here, about a baby mama pot mix.
(audience laughing)
(beeping)
- People do this when they're about to lie.
(beeping)
- What is.
I ain't even gonna lie.
(audience laughing)
(pinging)
- People do this when they're about to lie, all right.
(beeping)
Gee, oh Mom, Momma (muffled speaking).
(audience laughing)
- Oh my Mama.
- You got one.
(beeping)
What is.
What, you is a really good DJ!
(audience laughing)
(buzzing)
- What is.
I should get a shoe brand tattoo,
I don't know, right here.
(audience gasping)
(pinging)
- What?
Are you kidding?
(beeping)
What is.
Who the (beep) are you?
(audience laughing)
- That done it.
You already know what game y'all playing right now.
But it's funny as (beep).
- Things that will make a thug cry.
(beeping)
- What is.
After you (beep) when she keep going.
(audience laughing)
Girl like a earthworm, how do you do that?
(beep) has no bones.
(beeping)
What is.
When Scar had killed Mufasa.
(pinging)
- You still hard.
(beeping)
- When you hear,
"You are the father."
That was good.
(buzzing)
- Qualities of a strong black family.
(beeping)
- Chance the Rapper is the dad.
(audience cheering)
(pinging)
- He take care of his kids.
Salute.
(beeping)
- Two strong parents that ain't putting up
with none of your bull (beep).
(pinging)
(audience cheering)
(beeping)
- What is.
A one room apartment,
but 20 people in that mother (beep).
Oh, but they strong!
(audience laughing)
(beeping)
- When the mama and the daddy got a bag.
(audience cheering)
(pinging)
(air horn blaring)
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- That was super close y'all,
but I gotta give it to the old school.
Make some noise.
- The king back there,
he in the building.
Came through to play.
Chance the Rapper, Lil Durk.
We all in here.
It's a family thing.
Everybody on their feet.
T-Wrek, take us out.
(air horn blaring)
(upbeat hip hop music)
(loud chanting)
- Sit on down and relax,
because we're getting into that new favorite game.
It's called 'kick 'em out the classroom'.
Here on "Wild 'n Out", we got some of
the best freak-style rappers,
and we're gonna put their skills to the test right now.
This is a timed game.
Mess up the rhyme, you say the same thing,
you get kicked up out the classroom.
At the end of the talk,
the team with the most people still at their desk
win the game.
Y'all ready?
(audience cheering)
Let's get to it, let's start it up.
Here we go.
(upbeat hip hop music)
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm getting ban ♪
♪ Hussled man in the classroom ♪
♪ Matter of fact ♪
♪ I'm about to stand in the classroom ♪
♪ Made a bad ♪
(beep)
♪ Dance in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm blowing bans in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm a proud black man in the classroom ♪
♪ Bout to make a fan ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey I'm bout to take a stance in the classroom ♪
♪ Xtina can you give me one chance in the classroom ♪
♪ Do my makeup cause I can in the classroom ♪
♪ I'mma bust my dance in the classroom ♪
♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ Back here counting paper in the classroom ♪
♪ Infra red with the laser in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm about to eat some taters in the classroom ♪
♪ Can I borrow your stapler in the classroom ♪
♪ Out here shining on haters in the classroom ♪
(muffled speaking)
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Big Mac got a cheese grater in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm a life saver in the classroom ♪
♪ In the room we shade her in the classroom ♪
♪ Ayo teach would you date her in the classroom ♪
♪ I'mma keep imperilizing gators in the classroom ♪
♪ You know me ♪
♪ I'm throwing paper in the classroom ♪
♪ I ain't even hear what he said in the classroom ♪
♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm about to take a damn test in the classroom ♪
♪ Y'all know me ♪
♪ I'm the best in the classroom ♪
♪ I'mma sneak and touch me a breast in the classroom ♪
♪ Black power ♪
♪ Show respect in the classroom ♪
♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ You know me ♪
♪ I'm fresh to death in the classroom ♪
♪ I am also deaf in the classroom ♪
♪ I'm just tryna get felt in the classroom ♪
♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ Tryna find a brand new boo in the classroom ♪
- (beep) the desk.
♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ I be eating my orange in the classroom ♪
♪ Don't nothing wrong with orange in the classroom ♪
♪ Kick him out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom ♪
♪ I stay fresher in the classroom ♪
♪ Matter of fact you know I'm better in the classroom ♪
♪ Called a professor in the classroom ♪
♪ You know I'm always being extra in the classroom ♪
♪ It's cold I need a sweater in the classroom ♪
♪ Come with me I'll be your protector in the classroom ♪
♪ You know me ♪
♪ I'm sending girls letters in the classroom ♪
♪ Sitting on this chair all this pressure in the classroom ♪
♪ Mic drop the Benz or the chessle in the classroom ♪
♪ I can't rhyme so I'm leaving ♪
♪ Kick her out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom ♪
(bell ringing)
(audience cheering)
- Oh yeah, freestyle rapping,
but here at "Wild 'n Out" we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is one point added to your total score,
so it's anybody's game for the bama, y'all.
Y'all can still get this Comedy Championship belt.
Spoken Reasons, this is why you came to the show,
to show and prove, this is that moment.
Step up, black squad.
Red squad, step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(upbeat hip hop music)
♪ Clap your hands y'all ♪
♪ Spoken for the 'bama ♪
♪ This whole squad's trash ♪
♪ Matter of fact he need a job ♪
♪ You should put him on a cast ♪
♪ Pretty much what I'm saying ♪
♪ Is that ain't no joke ♪
♪ Give Spoken Reasons everything ♪
♪ 'Cause this ♪
(beep)
♪ Is broke ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Now back in the day you played football ♪
♪ You can remember ♪
♪ But since you played football ♪
♪ Your favorite position was center ♪
(beep)
(buzzing)
- Hey, DJ, stop that (beep) stop that (beep).
Stop that (beep)
Come on.
You already know.
How the hell your name Spoken Reason?
You ain't saying (beep) funny the whole damn show.
Move!
(audience laughing)
(pinging)
- Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Whoa, let me tell you something.
I'm funny and you dead.
(beep) you look crazy (beep).
You got a booty tatty in the middle of your forehead.
(audience laughing)
Hold on, E-Man.
(buzzing)
Hold on, E-Man.
One thing, one thing, just to get this.
During asking all them questions, I took the wheel,
you played the bitch.
- Ooh.
- You said you was cool.
(buzzing)
- E-Man and Spoken Reasons.
Here we go.
You wanna tell the people why we never did another video?
Five years.
Tired of being merciful.
Nick, I know this is Wild style, but this one is personal.
You feel me?
- Fuck your (beep).
- Y'all remember asking all them questions?
- [Audience] Yeah!
- You know it came with a big check,
until he snatched it from me.
Then he went missing and started acting funny.
He did a movie doing comedy, acting funny.
To tell the truth, Nick, I really wanna smack this dummy.
Bitch, you telling me to chill.
Questions was small change.
I'm still spinning she ratchet money.
Now listen.
(pinging)
Act stupid.
I know you're mad clueless.
The only reason why you're on this show
'cause my name was attached to it.
(pinging)
So I'mma put you in your place.
Your most viewed video shows nothing but my face.
(pinging)
So tell the people right now, 'fore I get mad
and start to rise.
You got a chance to clear your name, right now (beep).
Apologize.
(audience cheering)
(pinging)
- Now E-Man, E-Man.
There's a lotta hostility in the room.
- That's a fact.
- We could start a fight.
I had to call your mama to push her
your first video with me.
(beep) I put you on your first flight.
- Well, we 'bout to get on your ass.
(buzzing)
(audience cheering)
Boy, we 'bout to get on your ass.
- Can I say something to you?
You're just one of a million loser dudes.
Black Lives Matter, but not so much you, okay?
(pinging)
(air horn blaring)
(clapping)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
And when they introduce themselves,
if it's funny, they get a bell.
If it's whack, they get that buzzer.
Drop it, D-Wrek, let's go.
- Let's go.
(audience cheering)
♪ My name E-Man ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And I turned eight ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Saw all the ladies ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I eat their cake ♪
♪ It's my birthday ♪
(pinging)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Carlos ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And I am ignorant ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Pulled out game strong ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ So I won't get you pregnant ♪
♪ 'Cause it's my birthday ♪
(pinging)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name Big Mac ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I build your race ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ But when I dance ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I cause earthquakes ♪
♪ It's my birthday ♪
(pinging)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Chen ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'm Asian as hell ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ When I'm 65 ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'll probably still look 12 ♪
♪ It's my birthday ♪
(pinging)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Jay ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'm out here flexing ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Don't find me out ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And you ain't got no section ♪
♪ It's my birthday ♪
(pinging)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Mimi ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I love a sale ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And if I need that cash ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I do your nails ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
(buzzing)
♪ 'Cause it's my birthday ♪
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Hopnotch ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ I love to twerk ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ But on Sunday this ass gon' be in church ♪
(pinging)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Swag ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'm on my toes ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I always dance ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ So let me hit that whoa ♪
♪ It's my birthday ♪
(pinging)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Maddy ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'm getting high ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I can't dance ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ But I'm gonna try ♪
(audience cheering)
(pinging)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is King ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'm just 14 ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I got no money ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ My pocket's lean ♪
♪ It's my birthday ♪
(pinging)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Nick ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Ain't no one flyer ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ If I get a buzzer ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ T-Wrek you fired ♪
♪ It's my birthday ♪
(buzzing)