Viewer beware, you're in for a scare.
Goosebumps!
You remember your favorite scares, spooks, and screams,
[thunder cracks]
but viewer beware, you're in for more scares
when goosebumps returns and the frights are
all a bit more
[thunder cracks]
modern.
I heard that he locks little children up in cages.
No!
And they say his skin is leathery and dry, the color of a pumpkin!
If you say "China" three times,
he appears and takes you away from your family forever!
Abby don't do it!
Oh come on, Sarah, what the worst that could happen?
China, China, China!
[closet rattles]
Presidential harassment!
[thunder cracks]
[screams]
My daughter is way sexier than you two.
With old favorite creeps returning with scares for the modern day.
You won't live to be 30,
because the planet is dying and there's nothing you can do about it!
Stop it, Slappy!
Ha ha ha!
You have asthma because of pollution!
[laughs maniacally]
Stop it, Slappy!
[screams]
I'm going to get you!
[laughs maniacally]
Stop!
[laughs maniacally]
Our President wants to watch the planet burn!
Stop!
And you can't even vote to stop it!
And new monsters to terrify you!
Dennis, sweetie, would you mind helping your NiNi
set up her new E-phone?
Oh, also, my email doesn't seem to be working.
Also would you mind helping me with my Weefee?
[screams]
And a new series is also on the way,
Goosebumps: Millennial Monsters!
The use of laptops is prohibited in the course.
All notes must be taken
by hand!
For 20-something's who also want to be haunted and horrified.
So I see here you graduated with a BA in business,
we're actually looking for someone with a Master's Degree
for this unpaid internship.
Hey, actually, do you have something to drink?
Yeah!
Oooh! Thank you!
No problem!
Hey that looks really good, uh, Kate
could I get a White Claw too?
Sorry,
that was my last one.
[screams]
Goosebumps is scary,
but the real world is scarier.