What's up everybody?
How y'all doing today?
It's a beautiful day outside- it's actually really shitty BUT it's about to be real great
because I'm gonna be doing my girlfriends voiceover for her..her makeup routine.
And it's gonna be funny because I don't know a single thing about makeup.
So GIRLFRIEND...
I'd like you to meet everybody.
Oh.
Hey!
I um, yeah I don't have a girlfriend.
Nope.
I'm all you got.
But I thought that wouldn't stop me from making the video!
Who needs a vagina to make these videos right?
NO ONE!
One little problem is uh neither of us wanted to do the makeup, we both just wanted to make
fun of the other person for the voiceover so we're gonna just both do it.
But uh, Tom.. you're up first.
Hell yeah.
Hey uh, Tom's beauty routine.
Let's.
Go.
Start off with the white..oh..okay, or the brown.
oh! back to the white.
cool, Tom, just.. mix all the colors.
It actually doesn't really matter what eyeshadow you use because look... it doesn't do anything.
It's just a waste of money.
Next is eyeliner, uh Tom is of the opinion, the very unique opinion, that eyeliner's supposed
to in any way resemble what he's doing.
But he's just so innocent I don't have the heart to break it to him otherwise so let's
just let this happen.
Good-good job buddy.
Good job.
What's next?
Oh now we got mascara.
Mascara of course is the eyelash thing.
Tom actually doesn't need it, Tom's already got luscious, long, eyelashes.. he's got the
kind of eyelashes that could just tickle you from across the room.
But anyway, this is probably foundation, you want to get a foundation that doesn't at all
match your skin because it's 2017, Trump's in office, and orange is IN baby! but that
brush.. that brush is just not doing it.
Where's the uh, where's the dildo lookin' spong- there it is!
Yeah get that dildo lookin' sponge and just rub it alllll over your face, Tom.
Clearly not your first rodeo.
At.
A. Boy.
Next is um, what is it, highlight?
Honestly it looks like the thing before and seems to not do anything.
So.. thanks for contributing.
And now this is bronzer, bronzer of course as we all know and love is just perfect for
covering up Tom's face so uh, let's get some more of that, shall we?
Blush!
Blush is my favorite actually, so far of all these things blush is my favorite because
it really is good at getting you that cheap, dirty prostitute look that Tom is just SO
GOOD at slaying.
You wanna throw in some lipstick on there, andddd maybe a little bit of, oh we got some
lip gloss, throw some of that on there, really just finish the look.
Looking great.
Looking awesome.
It'd be a shame if something happened to you..oh shit there's me spraying him with the stuff
that seals it on your face.
I'm sure Tom's really eager to get this stuff off so.. not on my watch baby!
Hey.
Don't worry.
You can come back.
It's fine.
I've already sprayed you, we're done- PSYCH! oh man you are such a stupid, idiot.
Two can play at this game BITCH let's go!
Starting with the eyeshadow.
Yeah already Andrew's extremely, he's way too excited to be putting on this makeup.
Also Andrew is an infant, and can't apply makeup without making it look difficult and
painful.
Alright he's using one finger to keep his eye closed as you can tell, because if he
doesn't he's gonna stab himself in the eye, which he's probably gonna do in like 3 seconds
anyway.. you look terrible, by the way.
Okay we're on to eyeliner.
Yeah how much you wanna bet he's gonna stab himself in the eye right now.
Watch this.
3..2..1.. oh wait no it's gonna be here.
3..2..1.. boom.
yeah.
YEAH.
Course you did, genius.
You know what Andrew?
I think you're as smart as you look.
I can just tell.
Right now.
Okay.
Ugh I feel violated.
Okay what is that?
I don't even remember what that is.
Oh it's the uh, the eyelash stuff.
Which he has like PTSD now, just look at him.
Look at the fear in his eyes.
Stabbing himself again.
Alright now we're on to uh, foundation! which, I don't know how to apply foundation, but
I know how to NOT apply it thanks to this video.
Alright now he's using an anal plug we got from Andrew's apartment.
And that is now blending in this foundation if that's what you call it.
Wow he is so happy.
I've never seen Andrew this happy and have this much fun making a video.
Like I'm not kidding look at him.
Look at how much fun he's having!
You can't even make that up.
Alright now he's putting on the blush.
Like if you wanna know what Andrew looks like when he's having sex by the way, THAT is it.
RIGHT there.
That is the money shot.
Okay now he's putting on lipstick, uh no one is gonna go anywhere near those lips.
That is GROSS.
I don't get paid enough to do this voiceover.
No one's gonna call you!
Oh god I haven't seen what you said but I'm sure it was awful.
Yeah, it was.
Anyways uh I hope you enjoyed this video, if it's any consolation we were told by a
girl how to do this.. loosely.
Well, she was trying to tell us and we were like "Shutup.
We don't wanna know."
And uh this is our second time putting on makeup, actually we already did once on Tom's
channel, we'll talk about that in a second.
First.
Smash the thumbs up button if you enjoyed this video.
Second, leave a comment saying who did their makeup better.
Do you wanna win that?
Yes.
I wanna win everything.
It was probably me though you, you screwed that eyeliner right up.
This is the look.
Leave a comment letting us know who did better, and let me know if you want us to do more
of this boyfriend girlfriend parody type stuff.
And uh, yeah.
As I said earlier, we did a video over on Tom's channel, go check that out.
We did each other's makeup.
We just can't stop putting on makeup.
We have a problem.
We can't stop!
Subscribe to me, subscribe to him, and uh yeah, I guess I'll see you guys next time.
Peace.