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Welp, here we are again
Today we're gonna talk to you about something else
Don't worry, it's not so risqué this time
We're gonna talk about the first time we went to college in Paris
It wasn't a good day; nope, actually it was horrible
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First I'm gonna tell my story then Jo will tell hers!
But it's up to you to comment below, who is lying here!
because one of these stories is really real
The first day of college for me...
I went to the University of Paris 7
It wasn't the best day for me
I didn't really look well at my schedule
So I went to my class, but the thing is
Buildings in France are not like buildings in the USA
So I'm looking for the room, and I look all over the first floor
And so I'm like, the first floor in the USA is the ground floor
It's the FIRST floor
But I was in France, and the first floor isn't the first floor in the USA
The first floor in France is the second floor in the USA
So I'm looking all over the ground floor
I find nothing
Then I ask someone
And they say, "oh but you're on the wrong floor"
Oh you're on ground floor and it's on the first floor
So I say, we ARE on the first floor, are we not?
So the nice person who probably thought I was like so dumb took me to the first floor
where my class was going to take place
So I get to the door, but the doors at the university where I was studying
There wasn't a window to see if there was a class inside
So I'm like, well there's no one in the hallway
Maybe everyone is already inside? Maybe I'm just late?
The door is closed, so I open it!
I see there are a lot of people inside
and since everyone was quiet, I thought that since it's the first day everyone was just nervous
I sit down and take out everything from my bag
Then I see everyone is looking at me
And the professor says to me
Young man
I look at him and say "what?"
He responds "you're late"
I say "This is French Linguistics, right?"
I look around me and everyone is like
and there we go, I now understand I'm not in French Linguistics
and then it was so awkard, because when I left
My entire class was now in the hallway
It was so awkard
How do you even say "awkward?" That's another word that doesn't really exist in French.
Then I left and went to that one vending machine thing
that exists like only in France where you can buy a little tiny espresso for 40 cents
but me, as someone who likes big coffees, I never thought that THAT was enough
That was my first horrible day at my French university
Now Jo is going to tell you about her first day
In Paris, I lived with a host family
who lived really far my university
The first day I had no idea the trip to my university would last an hour
I left my house with 30 minutes to get to my university
Since I lived an hour away, I had to take 3 metros
I had to go up the stairs, down the stairs, up , down
Maybe after six times of doing that, my pants, that were super tight
RIPPED! IN THE SUBWAY!
And what do you think happened?
My underwear was exposed to everyone on the train
Now what am I gonna do? It's my first day of university.
Since it was the first day, I couldn't just go home.
So I had to go to school for my first day, with my ripped pants
I don't know if that's normal
In the metro, I decided to put my sweatshirt at my hips
to cover up my butt
to go to my university
So in the first 15 minutes of the class, the professor asked everyone
to tell how they got to Paris and why they're there
When it was my turn to speak
First off, I hate public speaking
I hate that
I get really nervous
I stand up to tell my story
What I didn't realize was that my sweatshirt was stuck on my seat
So when I stood up, my butt was exposed to the entire class
And I just felt a light breeze
And when I realized my butt was exposed to the entire class, I wanted to yell and hide
But I could just sit back down and laugh and be embarassed
How do you say "embarassed?"
because it was the perfect word to express that
I didn't make any friends
Just me and my ripped pants
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