Hey, coach.
My coffee, and you got it on my whistle.
[whistling]
We chose a team sport; skateboarding.
Skateboarding's not a sport, it's a nuisance,
always zipping by making a ruckus
with your dude this, dude that, disrespecting the rules.
Where's the sportsmanship in that?
We're not like that.
Oh, I think you are.
Besides, the rule book says you need at least six people,
proper equipment, and matching uniforms.
Hmm.
Challenge accepted.
[groaning]
In that case, you need it all by tomorrow morning.
The rule book says that?
Yup, right there, good luck,
if you fail, there's always dodgeball.
[laughing]
We can't get all that by tomorrow.
And, it sounds like he made all those rules up, just now.
But if we do everything he said, he can't say no to us.
Come on. How great would it be to start our own team?
- So rad. - Could be sweet.
Nothing's gonna get in our way.
[whistle blowing]
Oh!
Looks like the dodgeball team's filling up nicely.
How are we gonna find two more teammates by tomorrow?
I know how to find one of them.
Sid, I have awesome news.
The lunch lady found the band-aid
she lost in the mashed potatoes?
[groaning, spitting]
No, how would you like to be on our school's
first skateboarding team?
But I can't skateboard. Remember?
Show me what you got.
[screaming]
[cats screeching]
Really? I remember you being great-ish,
anyway, I'm a good teacher,
I'll get you shredding in no time.
Then I'd better take my lunch to go
cause it sounds like I have some skateboarding lessons.
I found it! What do I win!?
[honking]
Am I shredding yet?
Almost. Why don't we try it on the board now?
Now balance one foot on the board
while pushing off with the other.
Yes! See? You're a natural. Wanna try a little faster now?
I'm comfortable with this speed.
Good enough. Welcome to the team.
Wait, I have one condition. Can I also be the team mascot?
I'm thinking it should be...
[both] A hotdog.
Wow! Great minds think alike.
Now, we only need one more skater,
we could hold tryouts.
- Brilliant. - Whoo hoo!
[screaming, thudding]
I'll catch up with ya.
Hmm, ketchup or mustard?
Both.
Tryout for the skateboarding team, and get a free taco!
Whoa, uh, single-file line please.
You guys should start a taco making team,
cause these are amazing.
Thanks, my abuela made them.
Now, who wants to try out for the skateboarding team?
Huh?
Hey guys, am I too late?
Yes, we're all out of tacos, Laird.
Oh, okay, can I still tryout?
You actually wanna be on the team?
Yeah, I'm an awesome skater.
[grunting]
- Wow. - Yeah.
You look great, you're in.
Guys! We did it!
We got our uniforms, out gear, and our sixth teammate.
There's just one part I can't nail down.
- What's that? - Stopping!
[screaming, thudding]
Huh?
Coach Crawford,
introducing the Chavez Academy's new skateboarding team!
[cheering]
And your new delicious mascot!
[groaning]
Always while I'm having my coffee.
[cheering]
[laughing]
We did everything you said;
we have players, equipment, and uniforms.
Oh, you sure did.
But, uh, I forgot to mention one more thing,
the rulebook states you have to win a qualifier match
to officially be a team.
Ah, man.
I'll arrange for a match after school today.
Here's the address, if you win you have a team,
if not, pick another sport and leave me alone already.
This is crazy, we're not prepared.
We haven't had a single practice.
Come on guys, we've made it this far,
we can win this thing.
We just gotta do what we do best,
skate out hearts out.
- She's right. - Yeah.
I already figured out how to go faster,
with my hotdog blaster.
That's what I call fast food. Am I right?
[laughing]
Eh.