- Sports.
(high-pitched chiming) (rhythmic clopping)
(rapid swooshing)
What up, everyone?
It's your girl, Superwoman.
And I'm by no means a sports expert,
but I do know that the NBA play-ons are happening right now.
Raptors for life.
Also, just kidding, they're not in finals.
But that's okay, because you know why?
Shut up.
'Kay, hold up though.
Real talk, when watching sports
I can't be the only one that notices
how dumb sports interviews are.
It's halftime, tensions are high.
Everyone is sitting on the edge of their seat,
and they do that thing
where they start interviewing the players.
So you're like okay, let me hang onto your every word.
Please drop some wisdom.
And then, every player literally turns into Captain Obvious
and says nothing of value.
So what are your thoughts during halftime?
Well, you know, we got halfway more to go,
we got 50% more, and we gon' finish off the second half.
You know, there's two more quarters,
and we gon' get it done.
Fractions.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Oh damn, yo, he right, he right.
You know, that's mad deep.
Okay, literally he's just saying words.
Also, what do you think your team needs to focus on
in the second half?
Oh, you know, I think as long as we get the ball,
and, you know, we put the ball in the basket,
we're good, you know.
Okay, and what's your strategy
for the second half of this game?
Well, you know, I think
as long as we don't let the other team
get more points than us, then we'll be good.
You know, so I think it's about defense and offense,
and basketball.
Bars!
Yo, play that back.
(speech played backwards)
Defense and offense, and basketball.
Damn.
Yo, that's why he's the best, man.
He knows the game, eh?
He literally said nothing.
And it's not just basketball.
It's almost every sport.
If you actually pay attention and listen to the interviews,
they're hilarious and meaningless.
So, what are your thoughts going into this game, you know?
You know, ball.
Take the ball and kick it inside the net.
You got to play, play hard.
And, ball.
Ball.
So why do you think you won this game?
Well, you know, we hit the ball,
and made the runs, got the points,
and at the end of the day we just got more points
than our opponent, so we won the game.
Just like that.
Yo, hold on, hold on, pause it, pause it.
I wanna take notes.
Fire.
And then that got me thinking,
what if people in every occupation communicated like this?
AKA, communicated nothing useful.
Listen, I think you'll feel a lot better
if you just stopped being sick.
Uh, huh.
Yeah, you should see a doctor, get some medicine,
and then just be healthy, you know?
Take of yourself.
Okay, got it, thank you so much.
Alright, yeah, you can pay at the front, thanks.
Okay, thank you.
Hi, yeah, sorry, excuse me.
My roof has a hole in it because of the rain.
How can I fix it?
I think as long as you fix the roof
the rain won't get in, you know?
Okay.
The most important thing is to fix the hole,
and have a strong roof.
Oh, okay, understood.
That would be the first step.
Awesome, thank you so much, really, so helpful.
Hey, if they ask who help you tell them Julio from flooring.
Of course, definitely.
I get commission.
(singing "Despacito" by Justin Bieber)
Ugh, I can't get these lyrics, can you help me?
Yeah, for sure.
(singing) Despacito, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
(singing) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (claps) blah blah blah.
Like, it makes no sense.
But that's okay, because you know the athletes
have other amazing abilities, you know.
I get it, not everyone can be a great speaker,
and take great shots like me.
(snorts) I wasn't talking 'bout that.
I was talking 'bout this.
What?
Don't judge me, it's Saturday.
- [Male Voice] It's Monday.
- What?
(boom) (high-pitched chiming)
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That is a wrap, and zoop.
It burns.