Hello, my fellow fright seekers.
Lucy Loud here.
My favorite time of the year is slowly creeping up on us.
Halloween.
To celebrate, I'll be recalling some of the eeriest experiences
I've had with my family in what I like to call,
Lucy Loud's Top Five Spookiest Moments.
Let's go.
Starting with number five.
I call this one The Doomed Doll.
It all started when Lola noticed my beloved doll.
[gasping]
I didn't know you had a doll!
She's-- she's breath taking!
You absolutely must allow me to throw her a welcome to the family tea party!
Oh, sorry, Lola, but no.
She's really fragile.
I spent all day making this coffin to keep her safe.
And when it comes to assembling coffins, I use nothing but the finest pine.
But anyway, things took a chilling turn when Lola got her hands on the doll.
You know... we could have a really quick tea party
and I could get you back into this coffin before Lucy's home.
And the horror kept getting even more horrific.
[gasping]
[screaming]
[sighing]
Good morning, sweet princes and princesses.
[screaming]
Rosie, how did you get back up here?
I put you in the crawl space!
Hmm, Lola makes it seem like the crawl space is a bad place to be.
I write some of my best poetry there.
Her burying skills could use some work.
What are you doing here?
You're haunted!
A haunted doll truly is a happy doll.
Sorry again for wrecking your doll and stuff.
Wrecking her?
Now that I know she can haunt people, I like her even better.
Of course she does...
Moving on.
Coming in at number four.
Next on this list is when my sisters made me over on what I like to call,
The Mortifying Makeover.
We've been wanting to give you a makeover since like, birth!
Lucy's finally ready!
Will this hurt?
[intense chattering]
- Too peppy. - Too peppy.
I actually didn't mind that hairstyle, it reminded me of gargoyle wings.
[intense chattering]
- Too poofy! - Too poofy!
And those earrings look like crescent moons,
twinkling over a shadow-shrouded cemetery.
[intense chattering]
- Too princessy. - Too princessy.
And if this dress came in black... it'd be perfect.1
[intense chattering]
- Too... - Too...
- Perfect! - Perfect!
Huh, I can live with this.
What do you think, Fangs?
Eww, eww, no more bats!
And it got even scarier when my sisters gave me a How To Talk Like Lori lesson.
O-M-G, Rocky, it's totes great to see you.
You can't make it to mini-golf?
But we already bought four tickets!
Lucy?
I'm supposed to meet my girlfriends at the mall, but... YOLO.
Correction, nothing is as scary as having to say the word... YOLO.
By the way, I held a funeral for that pink outfit later that night.
I call number three on my list, Writing Woes.
Because what's scarier than having your creativity stifled?
Make sure you're holding the pencil at the proper angle.
No, no, Amir, you're at least three degrees off.
When do we get to actually write?
Fundamentals before fun, young lady!
Now let's see your erasing technique.
Sigh.
Bone chillingly spookier than any spirit I've ever summoned
and I swore to my literary idol, Edgar Allan Poe,
that I would follow his legacy.
The hot-dogs sizzle, the nacho cheese goes plop.
In the snack aisle at Flip's, the symphony never stops.
Thank you.
Certainly some of my best work.
Moving on.
Vampires of Melancholia is my favorite show on television.
So I very much enjoy my alone time with Edwin when it comes on.
This is it, Edwin.
A whole new season of our favorite show.
Can't wait to watch it, just you and me.
But from out of the darkest depths of the living room,
and marking number two on my list, comes Unexpected Company.
- Hey, Luce! - Scoot over!
What are you doing here?
- Duh, we're here to watch VOM! - Duh, we're here to watch VOM!
How dare they abbreviate Vampires of Melancholia
in such an offensively cheerful way?
Yo, anybody home?
Why is he literally do dreamy?
Yikes! Who's that creepy guy?
That's Edwin, the main character.
And how could they not recognize
the most handsome vampire in the underworld?
Now bring it in, bro-hug!
So gorge!
You can just tell he'd be a great boyfriend!
What... is... happening?
Wait, why are her teeth all pointy?
Wait, his teeth are pointy too!
Because they're vampires!
Having pointy teeth does not turn you into a vampire.
Trust me.
But they did look pretty good on Lori.
[screaming]
Halloween leftovers!
[laughing]
Look, I'm Tristan's weird old uncle!
I'm so sorry you had to see that, Edwin.
My love!
Lori and Leni watching Vampires of Melancholia
was the proverbial stake in my heart.
My number one moment has to be
my most gruesome and ghastly accomplishment.
Without a doubt, my Haunted Corn Maze.
OK, guys.
The Loud Family Haunted Corn Maze is officially open!
Let's bring on the screams, people!
♪ Beware of fangs and bloody fur Alamo chainsaw massacre ♪
♪ There's no chance that you'll get out ♪
♪ Spilling guts on the floor Clean up on aisle four ♪
♪ Why you running off so soon? Sorry dude ♪
♪ You got pugs and Frank With a spooky twist ♪
♪ Before you wet your pants Better get out quick ♪
♪ Tricked, tricked, tricked You got… tricked ♪
The crimes you have committed this night, shan't go unpunished.
You reap what you sow.
- Blood? - I'm gonna puke!
[screaming]
We're not coming... back here... again!
♪ You got... tricked ♪
I've never been prouder to instill fear in my entire family and neighborhood.
It brings a tear to my eye.
Halloween's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you!
Totes!
Well, that's it.
I hope you all enjoyed my chilling countdown
and found these moments as spooky as I did.
Comment below with your favorite moment.
And until next time... have a frightful day.