[splash]
[audience applause]
- [loudly] ♪ Don't stop... ♪
[in normal voice] believing.
I love you Emily,
and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
- Wowee, what a beautiful cover
of Glee's cover
of Journey's original "Don't Stop Believing."
And now, the bride will share her vows.
- [exhales] Okay.
[clears throat] My love, I am blessed
to have found you.
I pinch myself everyday that I get to spend with you.
From the day you introduced yourself
in that loud roller skating rink...
- So loud.
- Those are loud.
[audience chuckles]
- I knew we had a connection,
and that's why I, Emily, take you...
- Me.
- Yep, you.
- Me.
- You.
- Me.
- You, you, you, you, you.
[laughing]
- Uh oh, do you not know the grooms name?
[all laughing]
- That's insane!
I missed it on our first date and it's way too late to ask.
- Oh my goodness.
- [clears throat loudly] Ohhh, buddy.
I have loved you every day
of our eight-year relationship.
- Oh!
- And I can't wait for all the years to come,
sweetie.
- Emily.
- Cutie pie.
- Emily Nicole.
- Schmoopsy.
- Emily Nicole Mayer.
- Lieutenant Love.
- Okay, what beautiful vows.
Should we move on?
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Now, do you Emily, take--
- Yes, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
- Take this man--
- No!
- Babe?
- Oh, uh, yes, yeah, I meant--
yes, yes, I thought,
I thought you were gonna say his name, blah,
don't worry about it.
I do.
- And now do you,
sir, take Emily--
- Wait, hold on, why didn't you say my name?
Do you not know my name?
- Wha--
mmmno, I don't.
- How could you be a part of such a special day
and not even know my given name?
- His given name.
- I mean she doesn't even--
- Oh no, no, no, this isn't about her.
- You tell him, babe.
Yeah, you, you tell him your name.
- No.
He doesn't deserve to know.
- You're right.
- He doesn't deserve to be a part of my life.
- You're ri-- right.
- But you do.
You know me better than anyone in this room,
and I'm not gonna let Pastor Bart,
or anyone else ruin our special day.
I love you Emily, and that's why I,
[indistinct mumbling] take you--
- Wait, wait, wait, what was that?
- No, I, [indistinct mumbling]
take you--
- Wait-- do you not know your own name?
- [laughing] Guys, it was way too late to ask.
- Wait, uh, groom!
Groom come back!
[audience applause]
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[laughing]