"FACE YOUR MOTHER."
WE HAVE RYAN AND DEVIN AND DAIJA AND GLEN DAVMENT RYAN AND DEVIN,
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?
>> PRETTY GOOD.
WE WRITE LETTERS.
IT'S EASIER TO COMMUNICATE.
WE ARGUE A LOT IN PERSON.
>> James: YOU ARGUE FACE TO FACE?
>> BETTER IN WRITING THAN FACE TO FACE.
>> James: THIS IS GOOD BECAUSE YOU WILL DO WRITING TODAY.
GLENDA, DAIJA, DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER WELL?
ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THIS TODAY?
>> NOT AT ALL.
WE LIVE AROUND THE CORNER FROM EACH OTHER.
>> James: OH, WELL THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
SO HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU GUYS A SERIES OF QUESTIONS.
EVERYONE WILL QUICKLY WRITE DOWN WHAT THEY THINK THE ANSWER IS.
IF YOUR ANSWERS MATCH, YOU GET A POINT, OKAY?
SIMPLE AS THAT.
OKAY.
FIRST QUESTION.
THIS IS FOR THE KIDS, OKAY.
BUT EVERYONE WILL WRITE DOWN, HAS YOUR MOM EVER DONE DRUGS?
OKAY.
HAS YOUR MOM EVER DONE DRUGS?
SO IF YOU WRITE YOUR ANSWERS DOWN, MOMS AND KIDS WRITE THEM
DOWN, OKAY, EVERYONE WRITTEN THEIR ANSWERS DOWN, ALL RIGHT.
SO WE'RE GOING TO GO TO YOU FIRST, RYAN.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, HAS YOUR MOM DEVIN EVER DONE DRUGS?
>> OH, YEAH.
S!
HE'S GONE WITH OH, YES.
DEVIN, WILL YOU REVEAL YOUR ANSWER, HAVE YOU EVER DONE
DRUGS?
( LAUGHTER ) >> KIND OF.
>> James: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
>> I'VE NEVER REALLY EXPERIMENTED MUCH IN DRUG USE,
BUT THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WAS NAIVE AND YOUNG, WHERE I WAS
INVOLVED, I GUESS YOU WOULD CALL IT, WITH DRUG DISTRIBUTION.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> James: HANG ON.
SO YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN DRUGS BUT YOU ARE A DRUG DEALER.
>> I WAS REALLY A PUSHER, BUT -- ( LAUGHTER )
WHAT I DID WAS I TOOK CONTACT PILLS.
THIS IS IN JUNIOR HIGH, I TOOK CONTACT BILLS AND OPENED THEM UP
AND SEPARATED THE RED FROM THE YELLOW FROM THE WHITE AND RECAP
CULLED THEM AND TOOK THEM IN A BAGGY TO SCHOOL AND SOLD THEM AS
REDS AND WHITES FOR, LIKE, 50 CENTS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: OKAY.
I FEEL LIKE TH THAT WASN'T THE STORY YOU KNEW, RYAN.
WHAT MAKE YOU THINK YOUR MOM HAD DONE DRUGS?
>> WELL, MAYBE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORY FAILS ME BUT I FEEL LIKE
I'VE SEEN A PHOTO OF HER IN JAMAICA WITH A BONG IN HER HAND.
( LAUGHTER ) >> THAT WAS NOT A BONG.
>> James: WELL, WHAT WAS IT?
THAT WAS A FLAT SPLIT.
>> James: I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A POINT FOR THAT!
( APPLAUSE ) OKAY, DALE, YOU'RE FIRST.
HAS YOUR MOM DONE DRUGS?
NO, I HOPE.
GLENDA?
>> SHE'S RIGHT.
>> James: NO DRUGS HERE!
WELL DONE, GIVE EVERYBODY A POINT FOR THAT.
WIPE YOUR BOARDS CLEAN.
LET'S MOVE TO THE NEXT QUESTION.
THIS ONE IS FOR THE MOMS SO EVERYONE WRITE DOWN YOUR
ANSWERS.
HAS YOUR CHILD EVER KEPT A RELATIONSHIP FROM YOU?
OKAY, HAS YOUR CHILD EVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU DIDN'T
KNOW ABOUT?
OKAY.
LET'S GO TO DEVIN, FIRST.
DEVIN, YOU'RE WRITING AN ESSAY.
>> WELL -- >> James: ALL RIGHT, DEVIN,
HAS RYAN EVER KEPT A RELATIONSHIP FROM YOU?
NOT THAT YOU'RE AWARE OF.
RYAN, HAVE YOU EVER COUNTRY A RELATIONSHIP FROM YOUR MOTHER?
KINKIND OF!
( APPLAUSE ) I WASN'T KEEPING A RELATIONSHIP
BUT I DID SELL QUITE A LOT OF HEROIN.
( LAUGHTER ) RYAN, KIND OF?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> WELL, I HAD SOME RELATIONS WITH AN OLDER WOMAN.
>> James: HOW OLD ARE WE TALKING?
>> LIKE A YOUNG 52.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: GO ON, TELL US MORE.
I DEFINITELY DID NOT KNOW THAT.
>> WELL, SHE WAS A DIVORCEEE GOING THROUGH IT.
>> James: AND HOW OLD WERE YOU AT THIS TIME?
>> THIS WAS JUST LIKE -- LIKE LAST YEAR.
( LAUGHTER ) 22, 23.
>> James: YOU LOOK 22.
23, YEAH.
>> James: SHE WAS 52.
YEAH.
>> James: DID YOUR MOM KNOW THIS PERSON?
>> NO, NO.
SHE WAS A RANDOM WOMAN, DIVORCEEE AND I GUESS HER LIFE
AND HOUSE WAS SACRED SO WE HUNG OUT IN HER DAUGHTER'S CHILDHOOD
BEDROOM.
>> OH, MY GOSH!
THIS IS JUST GETTING WORSE.
>> James: DEVIN, YOU COULD UNDERSTAND WHY HE WOULDN'T TELL
YOU ABOUT THAT.
>> OH, DEFINITELY, YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: ALL RIGHT, GLENDA,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HAS DAIJA EVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU DIDN'T
KNOW ABOUT?
>> NO, BUT I WISH SHE HAD.
>> James: YOU WISH SHE HAD?
NO.
>> James: NO WAY.
SHE OVERSHARES.
>> James: OH, REALLY?
SO YOU WOULD PREFER IT IF SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU.
>> REALLY T.M.I.
YES.
>> James: OH, WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING TO KNOW FOR THE
FUTURE.
>> WHO ELSE DO I HAVE TO GO TO, RIGHT?
COME ON.
>> James: I THINK WHAT YOUR MOTHER IS SAYING IS MAYBE DON'T
SHARE QUITE SO MUCH ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP.
WOULD THAT BE RIGHT, GLENDA?
>> YEAH.
>> James: OKAY.
FINAL QUESTION.
THIS ONE IS FOR THE MOMS.
OKAY.
EVERYONE GET READY TO WRITE DOWN.
>> OKAY.
>> James: WHEN DO YOU THINK WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR CHILD
LIED TO YOU?
DEVIN'S LOOKING AT HER WATCH, LIKE, TEN MINUTES AGO?
( LAUGHTER ) ALL RIGHT, SO WRITE THESE DOWN.
WHEN DO YOU THINK WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR CHILD LIED TO YOU?
OKAY.
WE'RE GOING TO COME TO YOU, DEVIN, FIRST.
DEVIN, WHEN DO YOU THINK -- OH, REGULARLY.
REALLY?
CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC THAN THAT?
>> WELL, THEY'RE NOT TERRIBLE LIES BUT MAYBE I'M CALLING HIM
ON THE PHONE AND HE SAYS I HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW, AND HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW.
HE WILL JUST AVOID TALKING TO ME.
HE WILL -- YOU KNOW.
>> THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.
I LOVE TALKING TO HER.
>> James: RYAN?
UST -- >> James: A FEW MONTHS AGO.
YOU'VE WRITTEN A FEW MONTHS AGO.
>> WELL, SHE DID NOT WANT ME TO GET ANOTHER TAT.
SHE KNOWS ABOUT A TATTOO, BUT I GOT ANOTHER ONE.
>> NO, YOU DIDN'T!
( LAUGHTER ) >> IT'S MY CLOWN.
I'M A CLOWNY PERSON, AND IT'S MIKE THE SQUID.
>> James: IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOUR MOM IS SEEING THIS
TATTOO?
>> IT IS.
>> James: HAVE A LOOK AT THIS, DEVIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
THIS?
>> OH, YOU -- DEVIL!
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THANK YOU FOR USING
A WORD WE DIDN'T HAVE TO BLEEP, DEVIN.
DEVIN, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS TATTOO?
>> I'M NOT HAPPY.
WAS GOING TO HAVE TO SHOW YOU AT ONE POINT, IF I WEAR
SHORTS.
>> James: THAT'S WHY HE HAD TO GET OFF THE PHONE BECAUSE IT WAS
LIKE, AAAHHH!
>> I GUESS THERE COULD BE WORSE THINGS.
>> James: COME ON, WE'RE STILL IN PALM BEACH STAGE, AREN'T WE?
( APPLAUSE ) GLENDA, WHEN DO YOU THINK THE
LAST TIME DAIJA LIED TO YOU.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HER NICKNAME IS TRUTH SERUM.
>> James: HER NICKNAME IS TRUTH SERUM?
YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S EVER TOLD YOU A LIE?
>> EVEN AS A LITTLE GIRL, SHE TOLD THE TRUTH EVEN IF SHE WAS
TELLING ON HERSELF.
>> James: LET'S FIND OUT.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LIED TO YOUR MOTHER?
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
THIS MORNING, 30 MINUTES AGO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT WAS THE LIE?
WHAT WAS THE LIE, DAIJA?
>> SO, THIS MORNING, I TOLD YOU I HAD A REALLY IMPORTANT
MEETING.
I DID.
IT WASN'T FOR WORK OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
UM, IT WAS WITH THE OB/GYN.
I'M PREGNANT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> James: OH, MY GOODNESS!
WHAT ABOUT THAT!
WE'VE ALL LEARNED A LOT ABOUT EACH OTHER!
THAT'S THE MOST AMAZING!
GLENDA, HOW DID YOU FEEL?
( LAUGHTER ) >> I'M SORRY.
>> James: OH, MY GOODNESS!
YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER, GLENDA!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BACK WITH MORE OF "THE LATE LATE
SHOW."
OH, MY GOSH!
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
WHAT A GREAT WAY TO FIND OUT!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )