CHEESIER, NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT OCCURRED TO USK IT
SEEMS LIKE THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF SHAMING HAPPENING RECENTLY ON
SOCIAL MEDIA, RIGHT.
AND WE'RE NOT SURE ABOUT IT LIKE TAKE THE CASE OF A COLUME NIS
FOR THE "BOSTON GLOBE" WHO SNAPPED A PICTURE OF A WOMAN
WHOSE PONY TAIL WAS DANGLING OVER HIS SEAT ON THE AIRPLANE,
RIGHT?
AND THEN HE SHARED IT ON TWITTER, OKAY.
SO HERE WAS THE PIC.
RIGHT?
AND I GET IT.
THAT'S PRETTY RIDICULOUS.
I MEAN I HAVEN'T SEEN A PONY TAIL THIS OFFENSIVE SINCE, WELL,
BASICALLY EVERY TIME I SEE A GUY WITH A PONY TAIL, RIGHT?
LIKE AND I CAN SEE HOW THIS SITUATION IS REALLY ANNOYING IF
ARE YOU SITTING BEHIND HER.
NMTION UNLESS ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PONY TAIL PERVERT THEN YOU'RE
LIKE, JACKPOT.
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE FROM WHAT WE UNDERSTAND THE PHOTOGRAPHER
DIDN'T EVEN ASK HER TO MOVE IT HE JUST IMMEDIATELY STARTED
MAKING FUN OF HER ON TWITTER, RIGHT.
AND DO WE HAVE TO USE OUR CELL PHONES TO SHAME EVERY RUDE
PERSON WE MEET?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IF YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD PERSON, DON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF THE PONY
TAIL.
AND IF YOU WANT TO BE A REALLY GOOD PERSON, GIVE IT A FRENCH
BRAID, SIMPLE.
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ANY PRIVACY ANYWHERE BECAUSE
FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE CHRIS CHRISTIE WAS ALSO THE
FOCUS OF A SHAMING CAMPAIGN AFTER A FAN AT A BASKETBALL GAME
PHOTOGRAPHED HIM SEEMINGLY POURING A BAG OF M & MST INTO A
BOX OF M & MST, RIGHT?
SO HERE'S THE PHOTO, OKAY.
THERE HE IS THERE.
NOW LOOK-- (LAUGHTER).
>> James: I GUARANTEE YOU CHRIS CHRISTIE DID NOT KNOW THE
SCORE OF THAT BASKETBALL GAME.
BUT HERE'S THE THING.
ARE WE REALLY SHOCKED CHRIS CHRISTIE IS ETING M & MST?
THE MAN ENDORSED TRUMP.
HE SUCKS AT MAKING HEALTHY DECISIONS.
(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
SO MY POINT IS THAT CHRIS CHRISTIE EATING M & MST ISN'T
SOMETHING THAT SHOULD GO VIRAL.
IT'S BASICALLY WHAT WE EXPECT.
LIKE NOBODY WOULD GET EXCITED IF THEY CAUGHT BERNIE SANDERS
CUTTING HIS OWN HAIR IN A BUS STATION BATHROOM.
IT'S JUST WHAT HE DOES.
IT'S WHAT HE DOES, RIGHT?
BUT SPEAKING OF PEOPLE TAKING PICTURES OF PACKAGES-- THAT
WASN'T THE-- THERE WASN'T A JOKE THERE.
WE'RE NOT-- THAT IS FOR THE NEXT BIT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS IN LIKE 20 SECONDS.
SPEAKING OF PEOPLE TAKING PICTURES OF PACKAGES-- A NURSE
IN UPSTATE NEW YORK WAS FIRED LAST WEEKEND, THIS IS TRUE, WHEN
SHE WAS CAUGHT SNAPPING A PHOTO OF AN UNCONSCIOUS PATIENT'S
PENIS AND SHARING IT WITH FRIENDS, RIGHT.
SO THE NURSE SENT THE PENIS PIC TO SOME OF HER COWORKERS WHO
THEN REPORTED HER. AND HONESTLY I CAN'T BELIEVE A NURSE WOULD
BETRAY ANOTHER NURSE.
NO, I CAN'T.
IT'S TRUE.
BUT I GUESS IT'S TRUE, WHAT THEY SAY, SNITCHES GIVE STITCHES,
RIGHT?
PLAWSES (APPLAUSE)
THIS GUY.
BUT YOU KNOW THAT SHOW TED CRUZ IS GOING TO BLAME THIS WHOLE
THING ON OBAMACARE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
HE'S GOING TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE WITH OBAMACARE NURSES ARE
ALLOWED TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR PENIS.
WE CANNOT LET THIS GO ON.
MY POINT IS WE NEED TO DO BETTER.
LIKE WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE DAYS OF SEEING SOMETHING FUNNY,
CHUCK ELLING TO YOURSELF AND THEN JUST MOVING ON WITH YOUR
LIFE.
LIKE NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SHARED, TWEETEDDED, INSTAGRAMMED
AND SNAPCHATTED.
WE SHOULD JUST ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE IN THE MOMENT, TO LIVE IN
THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW.
BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, SHOULD WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE MAN'S PENIS?
BE WARNED, IT'S PRETTY GRAPHIC.
OKAY, TAKE A LOOK. WHOA!
DID YOU-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
WHOOO!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN GET THAT WHOLE THING IN ONE PHOTO.
(LAUGHTER) THEY MUST HAVE USED THE
PANORAMIC, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
CRAZY!