- Hello, I'm Tan France and this is Dressing Funny.
Each episode I'm dressing some of the funniest people
on the planet.
Wanna watch me push their style game?
Follow along.
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(knocking)
- Tan is that you?
I been looking for you.
- Oh hey Tiffany Haddish!
- I need you in my life.
- Come on in!
- Okay.
- Oh shit.
Hi, what are you doing here?
(Tiffany laughing)
Hi!
- I was just going for a walk, it's crazy 'cause yesterday
I was just praying to the fashion gods.
- Uh-huh.
- For somebody to make me look good and here you is.
- So come with me.
- Yes! - What are we waiting for?
- She ready!
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- So we've got a lot going on.
- Mm-hmm.
- We got Black Mitzvah coming out.
- Yes, Black Mitzvah's coming out.
And I'm having my own Bat Mitzvah on the same day.
- Let's talk about it, I wanna understand.
- It's a standup comedy special.
- Yes.
- And I'm talking about how I'm now a grown woman.
- I am not Jewish.
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't understand a lot of what happens
in the Jewish faith.
So explain before we choose.
- So, it's like, it's like a rite of passage, right?
Like, okay now you were like a child,
now you're considered an adult.
And you have to have the time and the investment
and learning how to speak Hebrew
and I've been doing that 'cause you have to read the Torah.
- You doing it all?
- Yeah, I'm doing it all.
- Is it because you just feel so connected,
you just desperately wanna be a part of this?
- It's more so like a homage to my ancestors,
to my father, out of respect for him
- Okay. - and his wishes.
- My question is though, you're celebrating your birthday
on the same day.
I won't say your age just in case
you don't want anyone to know.
- Yeah, but you know what, I don't care.
I'm 21 for the 19th time, okay?
(Tan laughing) - Okay, good.
- Okay?
- So don't you do it before you
turn into a teenager? - Okay, yeah I'm supposed
to do it at 13, but what had happened was, no money.
- You were too naughty.
- No money. - Oh okay.
- No mon-tey, no mon-tey. - Okay, okay.
Now I got some mon-tey.
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- So I've got a bunch of things that I want you to try on.
I know that you're kind of letting the white dress go
'cause you wore it 63 times exactly.
- Well I might where it again.
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That was at a time--
- You purchased it?
- I had to buy it 'cause at that time I wasn't like,
you know I was Tiffany Haddish
but they didn't know that I was Tiffany Haddish.
- The world didn't you were
Tiffany Haddish. - The world didn't
know bout Tiffany Haddish.
(camera clicking)
- I love that you wanna shop because I wanna shop.
I wanna get outfits that would be right for
Black Mitzvah premiere stuff.
- Yes.
- But also, so you can catch a D.
- Yeah!
(Tan mumbling) That's why I wanna get cute.
- Do we get a lot of booty calls?
- No we don't get barely any booty calls.
- Because my question is,
how do people know to contact Tiffany Haddish?
- Um, I tell them.
(Tan laughing) - Oh okay.
- I tell them.
- Okay great.
- I don't wanna waste your time, don't waste my time.
You wanna put out, put out, if you don't, you don't.
I'm trying to get the D.
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(Tan laughing)
- Talk to me about, your boobs.
- Okay my boobs.
- 'Cause they're real good.
- Well thank you.
This is a Victoria Secret Bombshell Bra,
and it makes you look two sizes bigger
than what you actually are.
- It's working. - And then it pulled the
back meat up to the front.
- You ain't got back meat!
- Oh, I got back meat.
Look at it, look at that when I do that.
(both laughing)
- That's what I mean, that's the back meat right there.
That's part of my inheritance right there,
that's like inheritance.
- That is wonderful news.
- You know when you got this much meat,
it's mostly some meat up here too.
- Oh, alright.
- It comes as a package.
(Tan laughing)
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- You've got your gorgeous skin tone
and you've got that body.
- Mm-hmm.
- And so I wanna show it off.
- Yeah.
- Okay, Black Mitzvah. - Yes.
- I want shape, I think this one's gonna show your
this beautifully. - Okay, okay.
It's like corduroy,
bringing it back - Yeah.
But I always love a little leather moment
- Ooh.
- and I love the textures together.
- Yes!
- We'll tuck it in. - Okay.
- And so we're gonna show like shape, shape
and I wanna give you like a killer boot.
- Okay.
- And I love these colors on your skin.
- These are good colors for me.
- So I'm gonna do a coat with this too
maybe 'cause it's cold.
Sometimes you do a New York premiere.
- Ooh this is cute!
- It's gorgeous right? - Yes!
- It's got added hip placement in there so it's
- Oh! hopefully gonna look killer.
- Okay. - Go try that on.
- Alright.
Tiff how's that first look looking?
- Oh I think it looks
amazing! - It fit okay?
Oh good!
Does it fit okay?
- You wanna see it?
- Yeah, always!
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- She ready.
What do you think?
- She is not ready.
- What do you mean she's not ready?
- Did you pull that out of your handbag?
- Well you know I always have it with me.
- Uh-uh, no, mm-mm, no thank you, thank you, back.
- I need you to stop being so jealous.
(laughing)
- I mean she looks super hot, I'd tap it but still.
Alright Tiff, how we doing my love?
- Oh she doing good!
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- Oh lady.
Okay come look at yourself in this mirror real quick.
You look so chic.
- This coat is everything.
I love the way it gives you like a shape.
- Yeah.
- And then the pants are like ooh, they're comfy,
and they're like cas'
(Tan laughing)
but they're sophisticated.
And the top is just everything!
- Everything.
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You could where this on a red carpet,
especially a Netflix red carpet.
- Date night, carpet, somebody else's premiere not my own.
(Tan laughing)
- Oh let's say for example we take the jacket off,
you could where this to a premiere.
- Yes.
- Get those boobs out, yeah there they are.
(laughing)
- They're here.
- Can we dance in this?
- Yes. - Is this a--
Oh you could still drop it like it was very hot.
- Yeah!
- Of course you can.
(laughing)
Yeah you could.
Yeah.
Ready for the next?
- Shoot right in.
Tan!
- Yeah, baby.
- This is not working for me.
- No?
- No.
- Alright, I got it.
- It's a little restrictive.
- Thank you baby I'll find something.
- [Tiffany] Thank you.
- Here's the thing, real talk,
sometimes things just don't work out
the way you want them to.
Don't worry about it though, I got a backup.
Come on.
- Tiffany my love.
- Mm-hmm?
- How we feeling?
- I'm feeling cute as fuck.
- That's exactly what I wanted to hear, let's see it!
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No it's not cute as fuck.
It's so much more than cute as fuck.
Now is not the time for modesty,
you look so hot bitch come on.
- Thank you.
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Yes!
- She's more than ready!
- Yes she is!
- Could you wear this to a Bar Mitzvah?
- Well you could wear this to a Bar Mitzvah
but everybody would be looking at you a little like,
- Oh? - what you doing?
- Okay, let me do a couple of little tweaks.
- Okay.
I wanna know.
I want you to use your adjectives, how we feeling?
- I feel sexy,
I feel like I could be on the cover on any magazine.
- Vogue bitch.
- Yes vogue. - We're waiting for Vogue.
- Yes.
- Are we feeling red carpet ready?
- Mm, I feel like yes, she could get pregnant in this.
- Yeah!
(laughing)
- I'm feeling like red carpet - I've got a feeling,
I'm gonna be the one that makes you pregnant!
- Well if you want to.
You got some good hair - Listen I
love my man but that dress is doing something for me.
I'm getting you pregnant.
- Okay let's go!
- It's so cool!
- I'm ovulating next week.
(laughing)
- Okay great I'll be ready.
Could you wear this on stage?
- This I would definitely wear this on stage.
- 'Cause this is extra for most comedians.
- Most comedians wouldn't dress like this.
- No.
- But I would.
I would wear this on stage in a minute.
So I would keep it classy.
You know, I would keep it, still ratchet,
- Yeah.
- I would keep it, what my friend calls, clatchet.
- Oh!
- A classy ratchet.
(Tan laughing)
Let 'em know I like to have fun but I still can be a lady.
(Tan laughing)
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- I wanna understand.
- Mm-hmm?
- How do you get away with this
on a stage and no one else does.
'Cause nobody looks like this on stage.
- Those other comics, they get dressed up.
- Not like you, you serve fashion.
- Well, this is true, this is true.
- Why?
- Why, because, I like to look pretty
and I think it's important that you like
give your best to the audience.
I mean they spent all this money on these tickets,
they get dressed up, they drive all the way to the theater--
- Do you feel like you perform better?
When you walk out and you're like,
I know I look fucking wicked.
- I definitely perform better.
- Okay.
- 'Cause my confidence level is like so high.
- Yeah.
- I feel fabulous.
- This is my favorite so far
but I've got a couple more, well one more.
Are you a fan of Lil' Kim?
Were you a fan, like in the 90s,
were you a fan of Lil' Kim? - Yes!
- Okay. - Yes.
- I was obsessed.
- I was obsessed with her too, I'm a fan still.
- I just wanted a play look, just a look where I'm like,
I just want to see a kind of Lil' Kimmy.
- Let's Lil' Kimmy baby.
- Okay, now I know it's a lot.
It weighs a ton.
So if you need something to work out in
that's really gonna get you work out in,
then this is your baby, like it's gonna look so good.
- It looks beautiful.
- Wait til you see what, I've put something in there
that I want you to try it on with.
- Okay.
- Just, have a--
- Okay she, oh. - Just try it on.
Yeah I know.
Okay baby, ready?
- Mm-hmm.
- How we looking?
Are we looking as good as me?
♪ I used to be scared of the D ♪
- Oh yeah!
♪ Now I throw the lips on the D ♪
♪ What you tryin' to do me like me ♪
- Oh shit!
(Tiffany growling)
- I love it so much!
- Yeah, she ready!
- Oh my gosh!
I'm obsessed.
- I love it.
- Lady I'm obsessed.
- Yes.
- Okay, what do we think, how we feel?
- I feel good.
- This feels appropriate for a Black Mitzvah.
- Yes, for the Black Mitzvah
- Uh-huh.
- I could rock this.
- No, not you could rock this, you are rocking this.
Like, this is all kinds of right.
Okay, my questions are these.
- Mm-hmm.
- Did we get a look,
in my opinion we got a look for red carpet.
- We definitely got a look for red carpet.
- The red carpet red Valentino is heaven.
- Yes.
- Okay I got a look for your everyday chilling.
- Yes.
- But like chic as fuck.
- Yes.
- And then this, you're club ready.
- Yeah.
- You could wear this on the red carpet though,
at the right event, you could wear this on the red carpet.
- Most definitely.
Who make this because,
- That's a good question.
- Because I want to brag about it.
- We're gonna contact the Blondes
and we're gonna make sure you get this jacket,
'cause it's so killer.
- I wanna brag about this, I wanna wear this,
I wanna wear this with just some panties on.
- Just wear it-- - Like I will zip this up
and just wear it with panties. - Yeah nothing else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just panties.
- And then I just show up at your house.
- Yeah, oh.
- Would that work? Let's get on that now.
- Okay let's do that then.
- I don't wanna wait any longer, come on baby
- Let's go. - Let's do this.
- Yes. (laughing)
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- She ready.
♪ Let me hear you say ♪
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♪ Let me hear you say ♪
- Shit shit her body feels shit shit
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♪ Let me hear you say ♪
- Yes!
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♪ Let me hear you say ♪
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♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
- Thank you so much for watching
this episode of Dressing Funny
with the most incredible Tiffany Haddish.
Be sure to comment on what you think of these looks
and let me know which comedian you wanna see
get dressed next.
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