ACTIVISTS WHO WILL BE COMING TO SAN FRANCISCO TO
HOLD A RALLY THIS SATURDAY WILL HAVE A SMELLY SURPRISE WHEN THEY
MEET FROM SOME PEACE ACTIVISTS.
THEY ARE GOING TO BE GREETED
WITH DOG FECES.
DOG SHIT.
A DAY CAME TO AN EPIPHANY WHEN HE WAS WALKING HIS DOG'S,
WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF YOU HAD THESE RIGHT WING ACTIVISTS
DUMPING AROUND IN POOP.
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE AND THEY DIDN'T
HAVE TO ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE FACE-TO-FACE BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY
AS WE HAVE SEEN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, IT CAN ESCALATE AND
TURN
VIOLENT.
HE DID NOT WANT TO DO THAT.
THAT IS NOT
THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE MEETING THESE ACTIVISTS.
THEY ARE GOING TO BE MET WITH FLOWER POWER, DRAG QUEENS,
CONTINGENTS OF CLOWNS KAYAKERS AND KIDS.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A
PARTY IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
THIS IS WHAT CLEVE
JONES HAS SAID, AND LBGT RIGHTS ACTIVISTS.
MY QUESTION FOR YOU GUYS AS IS LITTERING THIS BUILD WITH DOG
POOP A BENEVOLENT IDEA LIKE THE CLOWNS IS ACTUALLY NOT
PEACEFUL.
IT SUCKS WHEN YOU STEP IN DOG POOP, THIS IS A
PEACEFUL.
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
WHERE DO YOU STAND?
.
AND NOT IN THE DOG POOP.
SORRY.
WRITING THAT DOWN.
DON'T.
JUST IN TERMS OF STRATEGY, IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE SHADY, BE
PRIVATELY SHADY THAT I DON'T LIKE THAT WE KNOW THAT THIS IS
GOING TO HAPPEN.
NOW THEY CAN PREEMPT THIS AND MANEUVER AROUND
THE POOP AS OPPOSED TO WALKING RIGHT INTO IT.
OR MEET THEM IN ADVANCE.
IF I WERE GOING TO THIS RALLY FOR
THIS MEETING AND I JUST NOW WITH SEATED THIS IS IN THE GUARDIAN,
NOT SECRET, I WOULD MEET THEM AND BE LIKE YOUR POOP AWAY FROM
HERE AND THEN MAYBE IT WOULD TURN VIOLENT.
A DOGFIGHT OR
SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING BAD.
THIS IS A REALLY FUN IDEA.
HE HAS ALREADY HAD
FUN IDEAS LIKE TO HAVE THE NAME.
HE IS WALKING THE
DOG AND THE DOG TAKES A POOP AND HE IS LIKE, WE
SHOULD DO THAT THE NAZIS.
THE IDEA WHEN YOU GET THE WORD ABOUT
ABOUT IT AND THEN IT IS IN THE GUARDIAN AND I READ THE TITLE,
TURD RICH.
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY TO ME.
THE THING IS YOU ALSO
WILL HAVE TIME IN YOUR LIFE DEDICATED TO PUTTING DOG POOP IN
A PILE AND THAT IS WHERE IT IS TOO FAR FOR ME.
I AM LIKE THIS IS A CLEVER, CREATIVE IDEA BUT I AM ALSO
PICKING UP DOG POOP TO SAVE AND THAT IS WHERE I FEEL CRAZY.
AND THEN GOING BACK TO CLEAN IT UP.
THERE'S SO MUCH LABOR
INVOLVED IN THIS PROTEST, THIS ANTI-PROTEST.
THEN THEY ARE
GOING TO GO BACK AND CLEAN IT UP.
I DON'T KNOW THAT IT FEELS ASKED.
WHAT THEY COULD DO, MAYBE WE COULD OFFER THEM SOME CELEBS
JUST A GOODBYE SAID.
NOW OTHER DOG WALKS UP UNTIL SATURDAY WHEN
ACTIVISTS ARE GATHERING WILL BE AT THE FIELD.
JUST BRING ALL OF
YOUR DOGS THERE SO THEY POOP AND AP RIGHT THERE AND THEN YOU COME
BACK ON SUNDAY AND HE PICK IT ALL UP, BUT IT IS GOING TO BE
CATERED TO THE GROUND AND I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE, IT IS NOT
AND THE TYPICAL DOG POOP IS KEY TO SOMEWHERE.
LAPTOP ON?
.
THE EXECUTION OF THE IDEA THINK, AND WHAT DOES IT DO ABOUT
WHITE SUPREMACY?
AT THE END OF THE DAY.
WHAT DO DRAG QUEENS OF THE FLOWER CROWNS THAT THEY'RE GOING
TO BE HANDING OUT, WHAT IS ANY OF IT TO REALLY?
IT'S MORE
SYMBOLIC AND THEY ARE DIFFERENT WAYS OF APPROACHING THAT AND I
THINK THE SYMBOLISM AND WHAT YOU CAN BRING TO THESE PEOPLE THAT
YOU JUST SO VEHEMENTLY ABSOLUTELY DISAGREE WITH IT
JUST MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER REALLY.
IT'S NOT, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE CHANGING ANY HEARTS THERE.
THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA AND THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE
MORE I THINK THEY SHOULD DO IT.
IT IS WAY BETTER THAN PUNCHING
NAZIS WHICH I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD DO.
PEOPLE COME ONLINE
AGO, YOU CAN PUNCH THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THESE.
NO, ONCE YOU
PUNCH THEM IN YOUR KIND OF A JERK TO DO THEY WERE NAZIS AND
YOU ARE JUST SOMEBODY DOESN'T PUNCH ANYONE AND NOW THEY ARE
NAZIS AND YOU ARE SOME NEW PUNCHES PEOPLE.
I LIKE THE IDEA
OF A LOT OF FOLKS IN SAN FRANCISCO, IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN
TO A PUBLIC EVENT THERE, IT IS SUPER AWESOME AND FUN AND
RANDOMLY PEOPLE CAN BE NAKED.
IT IS FANTASTIC.
THOSE PEOPLE
BEING OUT THERE AND AROUND IT, HAVING A BETTER TIME THAN THE
ANGRY NAZIS, THAT IS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT SAN FRANCISCO FESTIVALS.
EVERYBODY HAVING THE BEST TIME EVER WHERE YOU TRY TO BE
MEAN YOU'RE JUST RIDICULOUS.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT THE SPIRIT OF THIS IS AND THAT'S WHY
THINK THE DOG POOP THING IS A LITTLE STRANGE BECAUSE THEY WERE
SAYING THEY WANT TO USE THEIR PARTICULAR STRENGTHS.
HUMOR,
SEAWORTHINESS, THE ABILITY TO MONOPOLIZE PARKING SPOTS AND THE
ABILITY TO THUMB THEIR NOSE I HATEÖ WHY DO THAT IS A THIN
THESE PEOPLE ARE TRAMPING AROUND IN POOP AND THEY ARE IN A BAD
MOOD AND I THINK IT IS BETTER, THE SELENA GOMEZ ENEMY IS LIKE
KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS.
JUST BE AS KIND AS YOU CAN AND I
DON'T THINK.
I AM LEARNING SOME THINGS ABOUT YOU TODAY GRACE THAT.