- Damn, Jair's like he's weak, [censored]!
(both laugh)
- This is ridiculous. This is absolutely ridiculous.
- Tell 'em.
- And only then, must you devour of the sauce!
- (React) We'll be doing a Try Not To Get Mad:
Mildly Infuriating Videos.
- Oh! - Mildly infuriating.
- If it's mildly infuriating, I think I should be good then.
- If you're not in a good mood already.
- Oh, it just, already, just, even if I'm in a happy mood.
- (React) So Jair, you gonna get mad?
- No. - (whispers) She's full of [censored].
(both laugh)
- Let's get pissed!
- (React) Let's get pissed! Comment!
- Let's get pissed! - (React) Get angry!
- Let's get furious! - (React) Ugh!
♪ (playful music) ♪
- Babe, just... - That's ridiculous.
That is... (buzzer rings)
Wait, I'm not upset. I'm not upset.
- I think he made a bigger mess by throwing it on the mirror.
- (laughs) This is really funny, though.
- I've seen one where they're doing that,
and just punches it.
Basically, the whole thing explodes.
- Working customer service, you know there's at least
one person a day that's gonna [censored] your [censored].
- Yeah.
- To have like a soap dispenser hump that last nerve.
- Just. (laughs) - Babe.
- I'm just confused.
Okay, my tone, let me change my tone,
'cause that's giving mad, and I'm not upset.
Actually, I plead the fifth. (buzzer rings)
(both laugh)
- Yeah, you put your hand under, and you swipe under it,
so it catches in your hand, you wipe your hand, you're good.
- Oh well, let me teach you something that you will learn more and more.
Common sense is very lacking in people. (laughs)
- Common sense isn't common.
- (narrator) Amazon shipping.
- Oh yeah. - Oh this really bothers me.
- This is irritating, 'cause you're like oh, what did I get?
And it weighs all of half a pound. - Bruh!
- The packaging is upsetting, because like girly,
we're killing the environment already.
- It would bother me more if I didn't always get those like,
those flat ones, the envelope looking ones.
- Yeah. - Those, I always get.
I never get packages like these anymore.
- Daniel, I [censored] ordered a pair of pads from Walmart.
- And you get a box like that?
- No, the box was like half the size of this table.
- Aw. - For just a pack of pads.
- No, because I am gonna get upset.
(buzzer rings) Because she just told me
that I could get upset, basically.
- You can get upset, babe. - And I wanna get upset.
- (Izzy) And you're allowed to. - Because this is ridiculous.
This is absolutely ridiculous. - Tell 'em.
- Now I gotta deal with this big [censored] box.
- Exactly, that's the real [censored]. You gotta [censored] tear it down
and put it in your garbage that doesn't go out til the next Thursday.
- It's already in a box! Why are you being so wasteful?
- I am biodegradable, however, that plastic is not.
- Yeah. - Werk.
(record scratches)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Ugh, whatever. (buzzer rings)
(both laugh)
- The situation is very frustrating, 'cause then you have to fix it.
- So, I'll go ahead and be, I'm annoyed.
- Yeah. (buzzer rings)
- I'm famously the person who will...
- Are you famously? - No.
Notoriously, rather, will accidentally leave things
slightly ajar, just 'cause I wasn't paying attention.
- Nope!
- If a drawer's not drawering.
- If a drawer's not drawering, I'm not walking in the kitchen.
I'm not cooking your meal. - We've given up, we quit.
- The one at my house, you'll shut it,
and then it finally shuts, then you open up another one,
and shut it, and that one opens.
- That, I know exactly what you're talking about!
- That's why it's upsetting.
It's because you want things in your house to work,
and if things are opening like that, it's like, you don't deserve it.
- The [censored], the peace of symbiosis.
- Yeah. (laughs) - [Censored] off.
- I like [censored] to stay closed.
(both laugh)
- That was very intense. - Freaked out, my bad. (laughs)
- Stay [censored] closed! - You close!
♪ (awkward music) ♪
- Oh, this song is terrible. (laughs)
- He's just a weirdo. - That's efficient.
(buzzer rings) - No, he's a weirdo.
- He's hungry, let him eat.
(Zaria laughs)
- (laughs) Again, that's funny.
- I just usually pop the whole Cutie in my mouth.
- The whole thing? - Yeah, the whole thing.
- That's almost worse.
- I would be friends with him, but like, will I judge them, yes!
- Why are you biting into an orange like that?
- You damaged me for what?
- The worst thing about this clip, in particular, is the music.
(Jair hums) Yeah.
- Oh, that was in Insidious. - Yes it was.
The cursed song.
- Would you be friends with somebody like that?
- I feel like I'd be friends before knowing that,
and then they do it, and I'm like oh [censored],
you're one of those people.
- Would you have to requestion your friendship?
- Yes.
- I think she's getting justifiably angry.
- Mm-hmm. - I think she's speaking her truth.
(Zaria laughs) And we shouldn't punish that.
- Mm! - Mm-hmm, yeah.
(both laugh)
♪ (playful music) ♪
- Oh.
- (man) What, no!
- What do you mean no? Oh, oh no.
(Jaxon laughs) - Yes, yeah!
(buzzer rings) Yeah, that one got me.
- That's unfortunate. - I hope that was intentional.
I think I would've just left it, I would've let it go.
- I've learned to be okay with that.
As long as one of the numbers is perfect,
'cause usually, they don't line up for me.
- Yeah, in fact, she's getting more bang for her buck
before she did it again. - True.
- But she got greedy. - But she wanted to get it equal.
- Woah.
- I'm just like a very, like I need things even.
- (React) So how do you feel about gas prices?
- Gas prices are really a sensitive topic for me.
- They're going up. (laughs)
- So how about we just like take it in, accept it, and move on?
- I walk everywhere, yeah. I'm that conscious.
- What is, oh it's... - Spende fur den?
- Is that German?
- I don't know, was it?
(laughs) - (Jair) I asked you!
- No, no!
- Why, what's the matter?
- Have you not done one of those before?
- No, what the, what, no.
- You put the coin, it's supposed to go around.
Those are fun!
- They are fun, so if he wants to rob himself of fun,
what business is it of mine?
- Because I get to see it too!
- I kinda like that. - That was fine.
- That was very rebel.
- I know, it's rebel without a cause.
- That was very like why [censored]. - [Censored] system.
- Like why am I doing this? - Egh!
- What do you do if you have a dollar?
- You just go [censored] yourself with the dollar.
(Jair laughs)
- You had the opportunity to show that to me,
and just give me a good dopamine rush,
and just nope. (buzzer rings)
I will say, he did kinda nail it right in there, huh?
(Sharon laughs) That was pretty nice.
- (man) Wise man once told me
there's only two types of food packaging in this world.
The first, you can open easily, gracefully, with one hand.
The second, often from a small, local business.
- Yeah.
- (man) Uses an entire bottle of super glue.
(Jair laughs) Requiring you to prove your worth.
- Bro, for real!
(Sharon laughs)
- (man) And you must prove your strength!
For the love of God! (grunts)
- That's fun!
- It's not that hard.
- [Censored] Jair's like he's weak, [censored]!
(Jair laughs)
- I mean, to be fair, that one is a liquid,
so it has to be tighter.
- Walk up the mountain and try your luck at such a quest.
- Pull said sword out of the stone,
and use it to cut open said food.
- And only then, must you devour of the sauce!
- (man) I'm at my brother's house. - Okay.
- (man) Trying to get a beer from the fridge.
- Fair.
- (man) It doesn't open. - Oh, he must have kids.
(Jaxon laughs)
- That's so typical dude stuff.
- Is it a prank, though? - I think that has to be a prank.
Or at least, it wasn't manufactured properly.
- If I wanna go get a snack from the fridge,
and it lies to me about why it wants to be open,
or how it wants to be open. - Woah.
- I'm equally upset. - Woah, woah.
- (React) So that's, you just lost.
- Oh [censored].
No, but I was talking about like in person.
If I was there.
Okay, fine, I'll admit to that, fine. (buzzer rings)
What, six now?
- The only handles that annoy me
are the push pull ones that don't have a sign.
- 'Cause I always try to guess it. - Yeah.
- And I look at the knob, and I'm like this has to be a pull,
and it's a [censored] push.
Why would you have a knob, and it's a push?
- They don't put it for aesthetics, but you need...
Put that on here!
- (React) Are you getting mad? - Yes.
- I feel like you should get a point.
- I'll take the point for that! - 'Cause you got yourself mad now.
(laughs)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- They were done so dirty.
- And that is what capitalism. - I was just about to say!
- Third eyes, babe. Woo-kshh!
- That's aggravating. (buzzer rings)
Somebody got ripped off right there.
- Sucks for them, because I just don't order wraps.
I am not a wrap person.
- It's ridiculous. (buzzer rings)
- Capitalism, I'll be pissed for that one.
(buzzer rings)
- Because I saw the same video with a sandwich.
- Yeah I... - It's not my sandwich! (laughs)
- Again, that...
- (React) Imagine if it was your sandwich, though.
- But it's not! (laughs)
- (laughs) But it!
- That's some [censored].
- Yeah, especially if you're hungry, and then you're like oh, okay.
- Yeah, especially if you're hungry.
- Well, and you're like, this is all I'm gonna have for right now.
- That's also another red flag, just don't get a $10 wrap.
- Or at least watch 'em make it.
- That's vile. - We see it.
- Vile, vile behavior. - Disappointing.
- Disappointing. Humanity, disappointing.
- See, I don't really worry about that too much.
- Yeah, I don't care.
- To be fair, those handles suck.
- That triggered me. (buzzer rings)
[Censored] I didn't even know it was gonna trigger me.
- I don't ever use the handle, the handle doesn't [censored] work.
It always does like (gags).
- They feel too flimsy, I feel like it's gonna break.
- [Censored] do that,
and then they decide they want another one,
and they leave that one, and now I'm looking like dang,
is this an open product?
'Cause you know someone tried to probably steal a Coke out of it.
- She's very valid in her anger.
Like, if I was a consistent Coke drinker.
- Yeah.
- I've been in this situation many times before,
but I've never been upset about not having the handle.
- Yeah.
- Either way, I don't care enough. - Either way, we don't care.
- Yeah, that one goes straight into the cart.
It's too heavy to carry.
- You can't take the two seconds to rotate it to lift it up?
- I feel like Jair's more mad at the creator of this video.
- I don't know what I'm mad at, I'm just triggered.
- Yeah.
- Not too heavy, it's just too bulky or annoying.
- Oh, edit that out, that he said that it's too heavy.
- (laughs) It's not that heavy. (Sharon laughs)
- (React) Zaria, you lost. - Yeah.
(Izzy laughs) And what about it? (laughs)
- We tied! - Nice, fantastic!
We are equally as annoyed at everything!
- It was pretty close, I will say, it was very close.
- Was it? - Yeah.
Well, you lost on the very last one.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- For me, it was a tie between the gas one,
just 'cause that hit my OCD, which we all have a little bit of,
but more, I think, the Amazon one.
- That [censored] makes me mad.
- Yeah, 'cause then you just gotta deal with [censored] box.
- It makes me mad.
- You were my cheerleader throughout the entire thing.
- I was just here to support your emotions.
Whatever they looked like. - So, yeah.
- Wherever they came.
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- Which of these, friends, would you have gotten mad to?
Let us know in the comments.
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- (both) Bye!
- Bye guys! - Buh-bye!
- (whispers) Bye. Goodbye.
(both laugh)