Top o' the morning to you, laddies! My name is JackSepticEye and as you can hear by my voice already
I woke up today not feeling the best! Actually I woke up feeling fine
And then an hour later my body was like "Hey, wanna hear something funny?"
[loud sniffling]
Blocked nose! Blocked nose.
Scratchy throat, blurry vision, all the signs of a telltale sickness encumbering my body!
It's coming over me, and it's trying to kill me, but I'm not gonna let it!
Because I got a PMA, and I'm gonna keep that in here,
and flush this disease out of my body.
So because I can't go at full tilt the way I want to,
I decided it'd be fun to do a "Would You Rather" game again.
But not only ... [agonized noise]
[reading] "The Toughest Game of 'Would You Rather' You Will Ever Play"!
Ever!
You're never gonna play one tougher than this!
Except for like the four other ones that I found that are titled exactly like this.
But what can you expect? It's from fucking BuzzFeed.
God damn it. BuzzFeed are like shitty...
BuzzFeed are just "Shitty YouTube Titles: The Website."
It's like if you want to figure out what to call your video,
just go to BuzzFeed. You'll get a terrible clickbait title.
[reading] "Would you rather be forced to wear wet socks for the rest of your life...
or be allowed to wash your hair only once a year?"
[clicks] Huh.
Only be able to wash my hair once a year...
Could I still use like dry shampoo?
Or at least rinse it or something?
"Be forced to wear wet socks for the rest of your life."
That's the rest of your life.
Although, this is once a year for the rest of your- I don't fucking know.
Ahh, people picked the wet socks instead of the hair. Yeah, well, see,
I would just shave all my hair, then. Eventually.
Prob- problem solved on my front.
"Would you rather have a finger as a tongue or have tongues as fingers?"
Ugh!
So tongues where my fingers would be, or a finger where my tongue is.
Okay, that's a really hard one.
Normally, it's like I can logic my way out of this. But it's like,
if you have a tongue...
or if you have a finger where your tongue is you can't really speak
clearly
or maybe you can eventually,
but like the nuances of your tongue are what enable speech.
And then you wouldn't be able to taste anything.
Ohh, strange.
"Or have tongues as fingers."
Okay, I'm probably gonna go with tongues as fingers,
because tongues are just like a
muscle that's able to like bend and flex and do all these weird shapes and everything.
And I'd be able to curl them all up
and I feel like I'd still be able to grab stuff and still do what I want.
It would be difficult over regular fingers, 'cause there's bones in these
but I still think it'd be more useful than this one.
People would rather have a finger as a tongue? WHY?
Whatever man people are crazy.
"Would you rather wear someone else's dirty underwear or use somebody else's toothbrush?"
[sharp inhale] Ooh.
Ugh.
Probably the underwear. It's gross!
It depends on how dirty though.
Like if it's someone's just like they wore their underwear for a day, and then you have to wear their underwear
That's not so bad, but if somebody else's toothbrush
It's like all that germ, and saliva, and everything that they have in their mouth, and then it's going into your mouth
That's fucking gross and weird. I don't like that ah
This one.
People would rather use someone else's toothbrush? I mean it does depend on how dirty these underwear are.
If there's shit stains and
Cum stains and discharge and everything all over them then probably not.
At least the toothbrush would smell all minty and you probably wouldn't taste anything
But it's just the thought of one of them over the other. Ughhh. They're both fucking crap.
"Would you rather shit bricks or puke slugs?"
The Ron Weasley pukes logs, and he didn't seem so bad. Oh, no oh
The idea of puking up a slogan all that like really sticky mucus coming up your neck uh
For shitting a brick that would fucking hurt and probably tear your ass and a half so maybe that one
Finally I picked one that other people hate
Would you rather pee yourself in public once a week or shit yourself private Daly this?
Your other shit yourself private Daly
pee yourself in public once a week I
feel like I could hide that doesn't mean people have to see I
Would just be out in like a train station then all of a sudden like oops
And I'd have to go change somewhere probably should go home whatever I'm not out in public all that much
Or shit myself private Daly. That's just inconvenient
What I'm the way I'm seeing it is once a week versus daily
That's the only way I'm coming to an answer with that.
"Would you rather always have to tell the truth or always lie?"
Hmmm.
Both of them are gonna get me in trouble.
I feel like I'm a more truthful person than I am a lying person.
I mean obviously you lie about certain things, like
depending on the situation, if someone's upset you don't just tell them the cold hard truth
because that's not always the best solution.
Sometimes you have to tell little white lies to help someone get through a thing.
Ummmm...
Sometimes you have to lie to yourself to get through some things.
That's deep.
Oh my god, BuzzFeed was right.
Truth!
I don't know.
Man, 81% of people picked truth!
Or did you lie?
Haha! There- oh, whatever.
"Would you rather never have internet access again or never be able to take an airplane anywhere again?"
Ohhh...
Ugh!
I... See...
Normally, I'd- I'd pick the plane one, but I have to travel a LOT.
And this year, I'm traveling more than I've ever traveled in my entire life. I'm like out of the country...
every three to four weeks.
Ohhh. So that's difficult, and I'd never be able to see like many of my friends abroad...
Could I like take a plane somewhere, live there, and then never take a plane ever again?
'Cause that's probably what I do.
Never having internet access again is...
I mean, it's not the end of the world
but since I do the job that I do and I'm here talking to you
because of the internet now and because it's changed my life so much
and it can continue to change my life so much,
I feel like having access to the Internet is far more useful than ever being able to travel again.
"Would you rather have your body found in a pile of sex toys..."
What?
"...or have everyone you know see your browsing history?"
This!
I'd rather people see my browsing history,
because I do not want to be found in a fucking pile of sex toys!
What the hell!
My browsing history is like,
"Oh, no, you looked up that one thing that one time?"
"Oh, call the police! Arrest this man! Crazy lunatics!" Like...
Everyone's browsing history is kind of weird!
Who gives a shit? We're all human.
We all look up weird stuff!
"Would you rather be in the real-life version of American Horror Story..."
Never watched it...
"...or be in the real-life version of The Walking Dead?"
Well, this is more apocalyptic than this one.
This is like...
worldwide epidemic of thousands of people,
millions of people dying to a zombie apocalypse and you could be next...
I don't know much about American Horror Story
but I don't think it's as extreme as that, so maybe that one.
Everyone wants to be in The Walking Dead!
You know you don't get to be Rick Grimes or anything like that.
You don't get to do the cool parts.
You could just be the first person to die from the zombies...
"Would you rather..."
"...run your tongue down a New York sidewalk,"
"or press your tongue into a stranger's nostril?"
Ewwww!
Both are gross! This one's probably gonna get me a fuckin venereal disease,
and this one's gonna, this one's gonna make me vomit!
So actually by... by severity, this one's probably the best one to do.
God this one's more gross though than this one licking a sidewalk though like how how much of the sidewalk do I have to lick?
You know I'm gonna be an outlier here and lick the sidewalk. Let's take a my tongue and a stranger's nostril
Both fucking horrible, though, would you rather immerse yourself in a bathtub of spiders or a bathtub of tobacco spit?
Oh, I've never clicked something faster. What is wrong with?
14,000 or 14%
145,000 people
Getting into a path of a spider, so gross
Through the people calling all over me
And then you'd always have that feeling even though when you got out you Blake are they on me
I feel like they're on me okay. That was kind of lame, but didn't really have a whole lot in it come on BuzzFeed
Well, what did I expect really there was some?
Answers in there there were some questions in there that were a little a little tricky dicky, but overall
I've had harder the hardest would you rather quiz in the world?
Earth so it says. I don't know I've done a lot of them by now. I doubt that this one's gonna be the hardest one
the world
This isn't even BuzzFeed or anything or maybe it is it's just called would you rather quiz comm I?
Don't know. I don't trust it. Okay. Go to the first question
Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
Be able to fly! Duh! That's not a hard one!
Why would that be hard?
Being invisible, don't get me wrong, be awesome.
It'd be cool, but if you're always invisible
that'd be a pain in my ass.
Eventually you'd get bored of that.
And with great invisibility comes great ability to...
not be noticed by people, so
I'd rather be able to fly!
I'll be able to soar through the air and be able to go all the way up and then dive bomb all the way down, and
and
Well, I mean it'd be encumbering some serious G's on my body, but it'd be so awesome if I was able to fly oh
It wouldn't even have to walk through the shop or anything
I'd just be like mmm kind of want a bar a chocolate and these watch out the door fucking simple
We're off to a flying start
Good one oh my god. That's a little close stranger danger Jesus
"Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?" Well...
One of these things is already true,
so that one. [reading] "But that would get really annoying!" I know!
Welcome to the channel, would you rather quiz.com!
is this the hardest would you rather quiz because the pictures are just really weird
Would you rather know when you're going to die or know? How you were going to die?
Hmm, I think we got this one before and I think I went with how I was going to die
Cuz when I'm going to die, I'll constantly be counting that out of my head, maybe like May fifteenth
twenty seventy six never like oh
I really got to get stuff done
Before then and then I'd be coming up and I all day ever just freaking out
I think it would just make me paranoid. If I knew how it was going to die like if somebody said
How are you gonna? Die it's like Oh hit by an airplane while skydiving
I'm like okay. I just won't go skydiving until I'm 90
so this one
Watch out for that. I'm
Watch out for what?! I don't know what it is!
"Would you rather never be able to open your mouth..."
A jacksepticeye that's not able to open its mouth?! Is that really a jacksepticeye at all?
"Or never be able to close your eyes?"
Hmm.
Would my eyes still dry out? 'Cause that would suck.
But if I'm not able to open my mouth,
Then I'm not able to eat or anything either.
There are solutions to it, but I love being able to chaw on some nosh.
Being able to nosh on some grub.
So good! Just food in my mouth! Right now! All the time!
Just food every day! Always! I love it!
That's one of my favorite things to do. Never be able to close my eyes. I could just get eye drops.
"You're playing a blinder!" Oh!
Those are shit jokes!
"Nearly halfway there... watch out! They're about to get...
[growly] EVEN TOUGHER."
Well they weren't that tough to begin with!
But okay.
Pull up my imaginary sleeves. I'm fucking ready. Let's go!
Would you rather marry a complete stranger or be forced to have sex with one?
They say yes the accurate reaction. What right okay, so any stranger at all?
Before us have sex of a stranger be forced to marry one I feel like being forced to marry one comes with a lot more
Than being forced to have sex at one
It's like
Get in get out, and then get on with your life
You know what I'm saying whereas the other one is like marry them
And then if you don't want to stay married to them then you gotta like
Divorce them get an annulment all this different
Type of shit is so much so stretched before sex are you sure every woman and girl?
Fleeing her home country is vulnerable to being trafficked or for forced
sexual
exploitation ah
Fuck
This got really serious all of a sudden. I just came to answer some silly questions. Oh, man
No, you're making me have an existential crisis
Would you rather be locked in a Lurie all by yourself or be locked in a lorry with 50 strangers?
By myself
many people are forced to escape their country in terrible conditions in the backs of lorries where they run the risk of freezing or
suffocating to death Oh
God
This just took a very deep dark twist now I know what you're saying
It's the hardest would you rather quiz you baited me with the first few questions
Would you rather be beaten by your husband or be beaten by a human trafficker I
I'd rather just go somewhere else right now and have nice food. I
Just wanted to play a silly quiz game
for the sake of
Fun and some countries leaving your husband is punishable by death
Whilst domestic violence is not considered a crime
What the fuck?
What is wrong with some parts of the world who's in some parts of the world think that this is like
normal I
Don't know would you rather suffer genital mutilation or never see any of your family again?
Wow
At this point it's not even about picking, which one I would actually rather
Because this a lot of this
I'm I'm guessing the idea behind this one now is that?
Some people have to choose one of these some people it's either this or this and that's horrible
never seen any of your family again in some cultures girls who refuse genital female genital mutilation are either mutilated by force or
Forced to flee their homes and families
Jesus sometimes they like
They like close up
Genitals so that you can't use them until like
Your spouse is like the one like you're a gift to them kind of thing. It's so horrible
The world's such a messed up place in some areas
Would you rather tell an asylum interviewer about how you were abused even though your children are in the room?
Stay quiet and risk being sent back to your home country where you will be persecuted probably this one
Because it's horrible to have to say that stuff in front of your children
But at least this one you might be able to escape the horrors
Then back home
All asylum seekers should be provided with adequate childcare whilst they are being interviewed
So they can freely disclose all the information that is relevant to their claim
This is just one of the rights Asylum Aid is working for that's awesome
That makes me happy to hear so your kids don't actually have to be in the room because the proper asylum
Would provide child care while you go for that interview that that's nice
Would you rather help asylum aid improve the lives of the refugees now find out more? Oh?
Refugee crisis when was this created a
Guy I didn't know that this I did not know that this was gonna take this turn by the way
I just looked up like different
Would you rather quizzes are like?
Toughest and hardest, would you rather quizzes and stuff like that I didn't know that that's what this one was going to be
I'm gonna donate for sure
Alright done man that took a very strange turn.
I didn't - I didn't honestly I didn't know that that was gonna happen
Cuz it's called "The Hardest Would You Rather Quiz in the World."
I thought it was just like a- a clickbaity thing, but man that really makes you think.
That- Like it actually lived up to its name. Who knew? Not just clickbait!
Anyway, that was a bit of a different video at this time
I guess but I it's always nice to try and change videos around now, and then instead of just doing the regular old
either dot IO
Would you rather quizzes so we got something?
I'll start at this this time really MIT really made me think by the end of it instead of just me answering
Silly questions it actually turned into something so anyway
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode!
If you liked it, punch that like button in the face...
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And, high-fives all around.
[high five! high five!]
Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
[outro music]
[sniffling]
Go away, sickness, please!