Please.
[gasping] Eureka!
Look here, Lily, there's a village in Italy,
whose residents live well into their hundreds.
This woman is 126 years old.
[gasping]
I know.
[babbling]
Oh, I see, you just want your pacifier,
but if you understood, you would be impressed.
Now all I need to do is apply the basic principals
of their healthy Italian lifestyle to Pop-Pop.
[groaning]
What do you wanna do, Lis? Eat soft pretzels?
Catch a movie?
I had something else in mind, a nice brisk walk.
Oh. Okay, sure.
See, I've been doing some research
on increasing human lifespan
and, thought we could make some modifications
to your lifestyle.
Well, I suppose a nice stroll never hurt anyone.
Precisely. Now, if you'll just put this
around your wrist. It's a heart monitor.
No point in a brisk walk
if we aren't elevating the heart rate, now is there?
Alright, kiddo, you set the pace.
Hmm.
Are you ready, Ryker?
[giggling]
[gasping]
Mm.
[groaning]
[panting]
Ow! Ow!
Mm.
Yes.
Wow.
This is even juicier than that Kobe beef
I had in Kyoto.
And these potatoes taste like they've been kissed by angels.
Uh. Think I got someone else's order.
Nope! That raw fish is for you.
I've made arrangements with the chef
for you to get special meals from now on.
Oh.
Is this part of my new, lifestyle?
Indeed. This nutrient dense meal
is sure to increase your lifespan.
You'll be having it for breakfast,
lunch, and dinner.
Ugh.
[beeping]
Lis', sweetie, can we turn down the thermostat?
I'm boiling like a lobster.
Awe, try to hang in there.
My research shows that exposure to extreme heat
followed by extreme cold, will help rejuvenate your cells.
Uh, what's this extreme cold you're talking about?
Oh, forget this.
You're weak, Bernie! Weak!
I'm not so sure about this, Lis.
Please, Pop-Pop? It's necessary.
[grunting]
Hot diggity dog! Okay, I'm good.
Nah-ah, 30 minutes.
You get you used to it.
[shivering]
Okey-doke, this is all the info you need
for your new lifestyle. Please, stick to this guide.
I'll do my best, kiddo. Now, where's my Lisa hug?
Ha! Mission accomplished.
Here we are, Lis. Ready to hit the sales?
Mmm, no thank you.
I'm not here to buy, I am here to spy.
Hmm.
Looks like Pop-Pop's doing well.
He's even gotten some other seniors on board
with his new regimen.
Wait up, Pop-Pop.
Ah?
Oh, uh, never mind. My apologies.
[gasping]
Al, hurry up. The bus is leaving.
Hang on, my top coat's still wet.
[grunting]
That wasn't the brisk exercise I prescribed.
Guess I'm going to have to keep a close eye on him,
but I'm going to need a disguise. Hmm.
[groaning]
Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah.
At least he's sticking to the cold pool.
Cannonball! Whoo!
Hey, it's warmer than bath water.
[laughing]
Now watch out I'm a shark.
[sighing] I suppose it is
only human nature to resist change,
but there must be some way to prolong Pop-Pop's life
without requiring him to put in so much effort.
[screaming]
[gasping]
[hammering, drilling]
[babbling]
Behold, youngest sibling.
My new improved method to elongate Pop-Pop's life.
Heh?
Well, it's quite simple really.
These sensors will regulate his temperature,
improve his muscle tone, and much more...
As long as he wears them,
he's guaranteed to live a long life.
Hmm.
But I suppose the whole thing is a bit of an eyesore.
Good thing I have Leni to turn to for fashion help.